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Popular personality says that you are black, and the internet speed is much faster.

The latest popular personality talks about you, and the internet speed is much faster.

1. Either a perfect lover or a mental patient.

Girl, don't use your old body while you are young.

3. Hacking you, the internet speed is much faster.

Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles. After eating instant noodles, I find that there is no sausage.

Losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and finding ten dollars is happier than getting married.

6. Be jealous tonight and lend me some jiaozi.

7. As soon as I received your video, my computer crashed.

8. If there is an afterlife, I can only make quilts. Either sleep or bask in the sun.

9. A boat will be repaired for a hundred years, and bunk beds will be repaired for a thousand years.

10. It has been raining and I have been sleeping.

12. Handsome or not, just cut it flat. Whether it's a beauty or not, you'll know when you take off your makeup.

13. Sometimes, I'd rather sleep all day than talk to a fool.

14. Growing old together is not just as simple as dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.

15. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance this time.

16. Don't pretend to be handsome in front of me, I'll make you cry rhythmically.

17. I think your head was not only caught in the door, but also never pulled out of Carmen.

18. I don't love anyone and I don't want anyone. It's good to be single. Without others, I won't lack a hair.

19. People say that my hair is long and my knowledge is short, so I decided to cut it short.

20. Do you know how painful it is to wait for a text message? Besides, this is just an answer.

Tell me about the tanned one.

Tell me the black one.

I'd rather die of heat than get a tan. When does the day of driving practice end?

2, nothing to bask in the sun, maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

3. One-day trip to Bijia Mountain, scorching sun, eyebrows washed away by sweat, only the place where the watch is worn is not tanned, and the skin is very painful.

4. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

5. Longmen Escort Agency plays a very happy fishing game every day. Sister Na has gone on holiday. This camp is hopeless. After military training, they all got a tan. After buying watermelons, I will leave in summer.

6, too lazy to want to take an umbrella, but don't get sunburned when you die.

7. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

8. The latest favorite, Albin 2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

9. As an Asian, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

10, military training not only tanned our skin, but also honed our will! The students shed blood and sweat without tears, and they didn't fall behind. ..

1 1, the carefully protected skin can't afford to get sunburned after playing in the water park.

12, wherever jellyfish go, they really need some commemoration to live up to their empty legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan just likes you, which is really pure.

13, tanning in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and haven't gone anywhere.

14, the holiday balance is insufficient. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. hahaha.

15, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

16, instructor: Is Nima human? If you don't tan us, you'll kill us. When you are in a bad mood, your temper comes at us. Let's have a military training.

17, I hate summer, because I get a tan, and I like winter, because I can hug the person I love when it's cold.

18,' boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it difficult for military training to get tanned and cool?

19, I don't know if you will get a tan on a sunny day, and I don't know if you will get wet when it rains, but what about you?

20, nothing to bask in the sun, maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

2 1, the filter can't save my tanned skin.

22. Sun, please don't tan me, please tan my parents' hair.

23. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

24. It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out for a walk, and she gave me a sentence: I am afraid of being tanned by the moon. Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!

25, you ya, no one will call you "idiot" after tanning!

Talking about tanning

1, Sun, please bask in my parents' hair. Happy National Day.

2. After the military training, I found that my palm was tanned, and I completely became an African gigolo.

3. Although I was tanned a little, I felt my skin got better, and finally my face didn't rot. +I can't wear makeup. I like places where the air is humid. I don't care whether I will live in the south for a while in the future.

I met a lot of history. For example, at midnight last night, a roommate actually received a courier call. When was the communication in the middle of the night? I was drunk. The same roommate complained that my mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. I didn't want her to go to Thailand before, and I didn't want her to get a tan. What a fashionable mother!

I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.

6. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

7. I have been pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

8. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

9. Hey, July is almost over, and senior high school students are officially welcome! ! Don't want to participate in military training! ! ! ! Get some sun! ! ! !

10 admit that you got a tan during the summer vacation.

1 1. I am very happy to go out to play, eat and ride a bike during the Dragon Boat Festival these days. I gained weight after tanning.

12, watch my sunscreen kung fu. Snorkeling suit, spent a day in the water, only my feet were tanned!

13, if you don't wear sunscreen, you will really get a tan, you will really get a tan, it will be very dark, it will be very dark.

14 I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

15. In some places, if you miss it, you may never set foot on it again, such as the crescent spring buried in Yang Sha. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

16, the person who was sunburned as a dog is prude behind the black and white filter.

17, it is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but a heart to go surfing all day.

18, I backed into the warehouse today, and my skin got tanned.

19, swimming at the seaside, the whole person is not well, let alone getting tanned in an instant. My back hurt like a needle the day before, and it seems to itch these two days.

20, because of tanning, you can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!

2 1, school is about to start, and I don't want to get a haircut, tan or lose weight!

Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I kept it for three years. He said that I like white skin in summer and am afraid of tanning, so I can't go out. He said I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

24. Every summer I swear not to get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned like an African, so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

25. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

The person you think you like likes you. Usually you think too much.

It is said that everyone needs a mirror, so they can look at themselves at any time and know what they are. However, people who know themselves don't need to look in the mirror at all; It's no use looking in the mirror for what you don't know.

Everyone can't sleep sometimes, not because they don't want to sleep, but because they are too entangled and can't let go. It's not that I'm not tired, but that I have too many difficulties and burdens.

When you think the person you like likes you, it's usually that you think too much.

There is no such thing as "impossible" in this world. When you lose all your dependence, you will naturally know everything.

It doesn't matter if you are good-looking, if you are rich, you don't care if you have money, if you are in good shape, you don't care if you are fat or thin, and if you don't study badly, you don't care if you count down the grade. What others don't care about is what they already have, and you seriously believe what others say is false. When you need to bury your head in farming, you mistakenly enter someone else's orchard, thinking that you have harvested the whole autumn. This is the biggest death.

Mom says men have love, but women don't. She will go with whoever is kind to her. I thought about it for a long time and found that this sentence is true.

God arranged for us to meet some people for a reason. If God arranged for them to leave us again, it was for a better reason. Please cherish every moment together, because we don't know when we will meet again and we will never see each other again.

Everything in the world is the hardest to confuse. Some things are boring when you ask them clearly. Lian Buddha said: people can't be too tired, things can't be too clear, everything is too tired, and fate is bound to end early. So sometimes, there is little confusion.

If I am really disappointed, I won't cry, make trouble or be angry with you. I just silently feel that what you do has nothing to do with me.

Is there anyone who, like me, always thinks of some people and things every night and then tears involuntarily? During the day, I continued to be that laughing child, but I laughed a little lonely.

Talk about the popular personality in 2020

1, I look at your back and my mind is full of sadness. 2. No matter what I do, do you treat me like a human being?

She said that my tears were caused by injuries I never mentioned.

What I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me.

I want to know if you still have him in your heart.

6. We grew up slowly, but they added a lot of white hair.

7. Humor is a person's interest in laughing when he wants to cry.

8. On a cool night, your hug is my best comfort.

I can't breathe. I forgot that I am like a soulless body.

10, as long as the ending is with you, the process can be painful.

1 1. I will arrive in five minutes. If I'm not here, please read this message again.

Actually, I don't like loneliness, but loneliness seems to like me very much.

13, you are the only one in my heart, whether you believe it or not.

14, meanness is the passport of the despicable, and nobility is the epitaph of the noble.

15, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

16. If my life is only 10 minutes, I will accompany you to see the sea of love.

17, relatively spirit, good grades, Tsinghua Peking University is not a problem.

18, no matter how many injuries you have on your body, it is not worth a scar on your heart.

19, we also had good memories, only blurred by tears.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

2 1. If you are as good to me as others, I would rather not be so good.

22. You are like sunshine, shining into the gloomy place in my heart and stinging my sadness.

23. It's not that I don't love it. It's that I love too much, hurt others and tired myself.

No matter whether the lights outside are how bright, the ones at home are the warmest.

25, I don't want to escape, just calm, I know your smell can't be erased.

Only when I knew that I would never see her again did I realize that I was in love with her.

27, always need some warmth, even a little self-righteous commemoration.

28. A city without you is a cold diamond, shining and cutting all my troubles.

29. Whose sadness is played at the end of the movie, and whose uneasiness is sung in your eyes.

Only when my heart is hurt will I think of you. Heartbroken, sew it up slowly by yourself.

3 1, we stay in the original place of time, in fact, we have already been swept away silently by the torrent.

32. I hope my next love, either, don't start, or, for a lifetime.

I will never compromise with anyone again, even those I love deeply.

34. Not every time you break up, you can turn around and give him a warm hug.

35, waiting for the love of your life, in exchange for breaking up.

36. Turn around emotionally or bring it back. A habit. Floating safety.

37. There are too few setbacks, so it is important to see some trivial things.

38. There are three things in life that cannot be redeemed: time, opportunity and words.

39. In fact, the best day is nothing more than making him laugh, which will keep him warm for a lifetime.

40. When I am stupid, don't scold me, be patient, or I will feel inferior.

4 1, when you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little scared and afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

42. Life is like a play. Too happy and too sad, all because you live too much.

43. I hate people who are hot and cold to me. Do you think of me because no one is with you?

44. Flowers and dense willows can be opened, and the means can be seen; When the storm suddenly comes, it is the heel.

45. Tell yourself that you can't be idle, because when you are idle, all your thoughts are about you.

46. True love needs to wait. Anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

47. A woman who can relax a man is a good woman, and a man who can make a woman happy is a good man.

48. Real wealth is not the number on the bank card, but the happy smile on your face.

49. Friendship can be further transformed into love, but if love takes a step back, it may not be restored to friendship.

50. Don't look for someone just to look for someone. If there is no true love, it is better to be alone.

5 1, in fact, I am too weak to pursue anything on my own initiative. I just hope that one day he will suddenly turn around.

52. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?

53. People are destined to meet two people in their life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.

54. Lan Yan said that when you talked about your boyfriend, I couldn't chat with you every day for fear that you would quarrel with your boyfriend.

55. The most terrible thing to lose weight is not hunger, but that you always feel that you need something to eat when you are not hungry.

56. I'm just a child, a child in smile happily who can cry whenever he wants.

If he decides to leave, don't try to keep him. Will what he finds be restored to its original appearance?

There will always be people who will hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful.

One day, we will learn not to be sad, because we have finished the scheduled party like butterflies.

Do you know how much courage it takes to marry you at seventeen and give birth to a lovely daughter?

6 1, just want to find someone who can bear my tears when I am frustrated; You can take a bite on your shoulder when you are happy.

62. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, dream of you, look at you with my eyes, hold you in my hand and love you in my heart! .

63. I will leave my love to those who deserve it, my tears to those who love me the most, and my smile to those who have hurt me.

64. Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love.

65. Love is precious until it is separated. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have until they lose it. In fact, what they are most familiar with is the most precious.

66. The saddest thing in the world is that you love someone deeply, but you know that he can't give you the same response.

67. What women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings. Feelings precipitate with time and disappear with time.

68. When I was having a math class, the math teacher called me up to answer questions. I suddenly had a brainwave and said to my deskmate Fiona Fang, What do you think?

69. The wings of birds vibrate in the air. This is a loud and cold voice, full of fear. A series of uncertain destinations.

70. I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

7 1, you have nothing good, but I just like you, and you can't change it, just like you don't like me, so can I. This is called fate.

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

73. Some disappointments are doomed, and some predestinations will never bear fruit. You don't have to love someone, but you must love someone well.

74. The feeling of loving you is always so beautiful. Your gentle smiling face is my achilles heel. Love you, love you, no matter this life or the next, I will always love you.

75. The heart is on the road, and the heart is far away. The branches in July are gradually covered with green fruit pulp. Behind my bright smile, only you can understand the lingering sadness.

76. I am destined to fall in love with you. I will sit in the prison of love for you, and let love be locked in my chest all my life; I am destined to fall in love with you, my heart is broken for you, and I still miss your kindness.

With the sun, the earth will feel the warmth of the sun; With the earth, the moon can be full; With the moon, the stars are so brilliant; With you, my world is so rich and romantic!

78. True feelings are revealed, and romance is trickling down. True love, in constant integration, is infinitely happy; Sincerity, in my heart, is infinitely sweet; The language of love, quietly pouring out, infinitely lingering: dear, I love you!

79. Use you to measure time. Everything with you is day, and when you lose it, it will come to night. Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. Dear, may we be together forever, and true love will remain unchanged.

80. Clouds also go with the wind and hide at the other end of the mountain; You go, I go, I can't help holding hands; Love also goes, and the boat swings on the water; Feed the cantaloupe, and the sweetness will enter your heart. Baby, love tiger oil!

8 1, you have a smart and beautiful face. It always gives people a warm feeling. It's very kind of you to always use others as tools. Is it fun? Good friends! I hope you won't live to see the sun in the next century. Who made me fall in love with you?

82. The water is flowing, the fish is swimming, and there is no reason to love you; The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will accompany you to the end of the world; The sky is gray and wild, I want to fly with you; You have love, I have love, I love you forever; We will never part!