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The humorous sentence of charging yourself is simple.

Humorous sentences:

1. Four tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too mature to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep?

2. In the final analysis, women are emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

3. Lovely and loving, without a head.

Holding a hot-charging mobile phone and putting life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

It's very hot, and I want to find someone to have a cold war (when it's hot)

6. Go out for 2 minutes and sweat for 2 hours (in hot weather)

8. It's not childishness that beats me, but childishness and enthusiasm.

9 .. A teenager who went out for half a day turned out to be a teenager Bao Qingtian when he got home (when it was hot).

10 ... It took 2 hours to put on makeup and went out without makeup (when it was hot)

1 1 ... from today, I'm not single dog, I'm a hot dog.

12 ... would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under the fan (when it is hot)

13. In such hot weather, all the appointments can be made (when it is hot).

14. The biggest illusion in life is that you feel beautiful after washing your hair.

15. I am a principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.

16. I can make a good kitchen.

17. With such a strong wind blowing into other people's arms, I'd better not go out, or I won't move. Avoid embarrassment [covering your face]

18. Being a man for the first time, why should I let you?