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It has connotation, heavy taste and funny personality. Tell me about it.
2, I am such a good girl, you disdain, young man, do you like men?
3. I don't like doing homework during the holidays, and I found so much homework when I started school.
4. How many harmonious families have been destroyed by a report card?
Next to every alarm clock, there is a big slacker.
6. Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.
7, your weak smile, pigs and dogs are not as good as hanging themselves, you say you are awesome.
8. "What do Taoist priests generally call themselves?" "original." "What about the Taoist who loves to watch movies?" ""electricity ... the movie being original? "
9. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Cheating each other is called the generation gap.
10, I want to build my happiness on the suffering of others.
1 1, my advantage: courage to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.
12, the world is too dark, the heart is too dark, we are too fake, and love is too stupid.
13, since I blacklisted you, my back is sore and my legs don't hurt anymore.
14, don't cry in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but make you cry louder.
15, time tells you what aging is, and memories tell you what naivety is.
16, don't praise your sister for her beauty, I don't trust your mouth.
17, I know you have a brother (chest), which anyone can see.
18, low-key is the most awesome show off.
19, if you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?
If you want to know me, you must study the weather first.
2 1, no kidding, what is a brother?
22. The chance of meeting true love is even smaller than the chance of meeting a ghost.
Don't say I've changed, it's all because of your old age.
24. If love is not crazy enough, it is not love, only underground love.
25. Even if you are sad, smile and say, you uncle.
Let me tell you something, it's just a joke.
27. Be ruined and lost in regret.
I am a selfish person and like to share my sadness with others.
29. Being led astray by happiness, I gave up my resistance and was willing to "admit defeat".
30, no value is not worth it, only willing or not.
3 1, Niu B is used to describe you, and others don't want to.
32. I may be hateful, but I really don't want to be arrogant.
When the boss came, we were also a group of good employees.
34. If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.
Don't worry, actually I'm not a good person.
I don't want to die. To put it mildly, cherish life; To put it mildly, it is fear of death.
When we are fat, don't forget that we were once thin.
38. Love is like clothes. It will shrink after washing.
If you can be meticulous with me, I will be naked with you.
40. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it's critical.
4 1, the first part: envy and hate, the second part: empty and lonely, horizontal comment: paralyzed, I am single.
42. One short step makes a long-lasting regret, and then look back on being affectionate.
43. Young girls are precious, while young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.
44. Men always want to maintain such a perfect status quo: eat the original food and go to the bed where the third child sleeps.
If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.
46. I can't find it anywhere, and I am still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.
47. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepping on the road, suddenly looking back and looking around, there were countless uncles and aunts.
48. Every time the lucky money is collected, it is pushed around, and I am really afraid of being taken back.
49. Every time my parents take away my lucky money, what does it taste like!
50. Every time I start school, I will say the same thing, "I must study hard this semester."
Heavy taste funny personality signature daquan
1: Be a cat in the next life: always favored, graceful, and important, have nine lives!
2: May I told the Four Classics and Three Classics that my second aunt's menstruation was coming.
3: Lao Liu won't let Lao Wu tell Lao San's second brother.
4: Your lips, the color of your period.
5. Men will not be masculine when they come to menstruation.
6: Women chasing men, laminated yarn, men chasing women, separated by a mother.
7: Did you just fall into the crack during the earthquake?
8: If you save 4.50 yuan and I save 4.50 yuan, we will get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.
9: Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.
10: Don't use your mistress's face to be melodramatic with me here.
1 1: No wonder you surf so much, so you are Sina.
12: Come on, honey, I'll give you a mouth. You're welcome. You deserve it.
13: Three sentences summarize the emotional drama of the Three Kingdoms: Wu Dong loves Loli; Cao Wei controls his wife; Shu Han are all gay.
14: It's common people who scold cow X, and it's literati who scold cow organs.
15: The one with big breasts may not marry Pan An, but the one with small breasts can also catch Yanzu.
16: Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.
17: Emphasis on taste and funny personality signature Encyclopedia: Now it is capitalism, and its face is not good at all, understand?
18: You are not a bad person, you are an asshole.
19: Yuanyang played with water and was fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.
20: From today on, I am a vegetarian and don't talk about love.
2 1: Ideal is like underwear, you have to have it. But you can't prove that everyone has it!
22: After you get out of the wall, make sure there is someone there?
23: You went to the disco to show off in an ostentatious manner for a while, thinking that you are a social person?
The teacher said: Don't litter. What am I supposed to do with you?
25. The biggest feature of Xiaosan is thick-skinned and valuable.
26: For girls, getting pregnant is only a matter of time.
27: If you regard puppy love as spiritual opium, you will find a lot of Lin Zexu around you.
Lying is risky, so be careful when you lie. Heavy taste funny personality signature daquan
29: A hidden means in this world, keeping a low profile is so important.
30: it's obviously cheap, but you have to tell me it's open.
3 1: No matter how powerful the love ending is, it is just smeared on toilet paper.
32: You are not heartless, but heartless.
33: Men like clean women, and every man likes to get clean women dirty.
34: A man who is not good for women will be reborn as a sanitary towel in his next life!
35: One essence, one baby, one egg and one family.
36: Love is like painless abortion. Has it started? It's over.
37: Wukong didn't love Tang Priest, but sent him to the west.
38: At that time, I was born again, and my hands were cheap. I chose the difficulty mode before I came to China.
39: In this world, besides dignity, what you have been defending is your compulsion.
40: Just be simple. Pretend to be pure. Ugly than ugly, understand?
4 1: Do you think you are pure without makeup? Do you think you are an ignorant girl with two braids?
On this big day, we feel extremely sad.
43: I just fell asleep and received a text message: I slept in the wrong position and fell asleep again.
44: The smartest men are pretending to be stupid, and the smartest women are pretending.
45: If you can't be a grandson, you can't be a grandfather. No one can be a father casually.
46: Love can be seen in any size, so I decided to hold you only for the rest of my life.
As a means of hiding in this world, keeping a low profile is so important.
48: Look at you, you look like a humble flower with P eyes. After seeing you several times, I feel that I have become obscene.
Don't lose heart, you are good at exorcism and contraception, and you will get married!
50: Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!
5 1: I thought about myself in the first half of the night, and I thought about others in the second half of the night. The night passed like this.
If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.
53: Only one word. I'm only gonna say this once. I'm afraid those who hear it will not disappear.
54: Every man who is addicted to women's XO has a dream of making women XXOO.
55: Two people's ideas about each other are called love, and one person's ideas are called meanness.
No one can be responsible for your menstrual fever. Interesting sentences
57: Summer is really a disgusting season, and thick-legged black stockings are all over the street.
Teacher, I'll choose this bra for you and see if it fits your size.
59: There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. This kind of murder is called a man show.
60: Never leave a name when doing bad things. If you ask me who I am, call me a sanitary napkin.
6 1: Your daughter-in-law is really beautiful, just like a meat loaf.
It's impolite to call names and soil now. Fuck you, it's so tacky. Usually I say marry your mother.
Very dirty, heavy taste, funny personality, tell me about it.
1, according to the pig's IQ, I am a handsome boy. Are you a pig?
2, the Buddha said: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: Without an edge, where is the shore?
3. Go to school to find someone. This school is a marriage agency.
When I came to work this morning, I was still whispering that the leader was coming, and my colleagues immediately stopped him. This is a friend of Nima's.
5. Local tyrants have another meaning, that is, the unconstrained terrapin.
If I hang out with you again, I'll hang out in the ditch, so now I quit.
7. There is always a feeling that the money in the bank card can't be taken out. Once it is taken out, it will be gone.
For those who don't like me, I just want to say that you'd better wear sunglasses.
Looking up at the sky at 9.45, all I can see is white clouds.
10, there are two kinds of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil.
1 1, I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?
12, in this winter, the only thing that never leaves me is the cold.
13, in fact, I am not obscene, just simple, not obvious.
14, can't bear it, bear it again.
15, every woman who loves to sleep has a lover who calls her bed.
16, it was unplugged before sex.
17, killed a wolf and spared a tiger. It used to be a 250.
18, if I am a second B, then you are the cow B in the second B.
19, the mouth is for you to talk, not for you to be a decoration. Don't pretend to be dumb if you have nothing to do.
I have my own things to do, so I don't need you to tell me what to do.
2 1, don't talk about feelings with my sister. I have no feelings. I just gave it to a scum the other day.
22. There is only one end to betraying a friend, and that is not being a man.
23. I don't feel pain, just because I never care.
I'm really sorry to let you know I exist, you idiot.
I am happy without you, just because you are the source of my sadness.
Don't be sentimental about animals, because you don't know that you have hurt them.
Now that I'm here, there's no reason not to remember.
28, don't think that you are tall, my sister must respect you.
29. Who will take care of the dog around you and prevent it from biting everywhere?
I didn't see the road clearly, but I never gave up and kept going.
3 1, breaking up is nothing, I can continue to love you.
32. I'm a genius who went to Tsinghua, and the teacher doesn't know the goods.
33. Being the tooth in your mouth in the next life, you can also feel my pain.
I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable.
Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
Sister, charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.
37. It's better to laugh than to cry, or at least to be decent.
Thank the night, no matter how sad today is, tomorrow is a new beginning.
39. I don't need your comfort, because at that time, a weak person could listen.
40. Love can make you get the whole world, but hate can make you lose everything.
4 1. Face life with a cynical attitude.
42. The people who can really hurt you in this world are often the people you love the most.
43. I didn't participate in your past, but you will definitely have me in your future.
44. Maybe we don't need each other, but we are a little lonely in life.
45. Look up at your future, and you will always feel warm, because there will always be the sun on your head.
46. This is me. I don't care about other people's affairs, and I also cling to my own affairs.
47. Don't see through me, or you will lose me and the color you should have when you come back.
Life is long, and you are just the scenery I pass by.
49. You don't deserve other people's help, so if you accept it, you must return it.
50. You say you love me, and you have to act if you can. Don't just talk without practice.
Focus on taste, talking about a complete collection, focusing on taste and personality signature.
1. Yesterday, a friend said that he would break up with me, but I didn't agree. After all, I didn't know where it was.
Other people's wives will be angry, and my wife needs to cheer up. Other people's children can buy toilet paper, and mine is still on it.
3. Three white rabbits shit together in the forest. Xiao Bai pulled a round lump, Xiao Hei pulled a cylindrical lump, and Xiao Hui pulled a five-pointed star. Everyone was surprised and asked, Grey Grey, how can you pull out the five-pointed star? Grey said wryly, hey, I pinched it with my hand.
I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.
Everyone must be careful when making friends, and try to make more friends with good wine. Yesterday, a buddy even called me and said that he had a crush on me for a long time! Fuck, so he's gay! The most exasperating thing is that he forgot about it the next day, which made me happy for nothing!
6. As a woman, is it so difficult to want a simple love that works at sunrise and stops at sunset?
7. My roommate coughed in the morning and gave him medicine as cough medicine by mistake. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine is useful. Roommate: Tema worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now.
8. People have 206 bones. At the moment the wind blows your skirt, I have 207.
9. A swimmer fell into a shit hole. He used various swimming skills, such as backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly and freestyle, and finally swam to the shore. Just as he was about to go ashore, he suddenly kicked his leg and hit the wall. He turned gracefully in the water and swam back.
10. When I was young, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. When I grow up, the situation is just the opposite.
1 1. Brother, can I go out with you? I think you are gregarious. Although I am weak, I can stab people, especially women. I can poke her out of the water.
12. People who have never had shit since ancient times pull early and pull late.
13. You always fart in the office, and colleagues can't help asking if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shivering and asked what you were doing, and you replied that I was shaking!
14. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.
15. Ah, lying in the bathtub, surrounded by white ceramics and water, I suddenly felt. . . I look like shit in the toilet.
16. God gave me ten slender fingers, but I used them to dig my nose excrement.
17. A couple met in the park. The woman asked: Are you willing to die for me? The man looked embarrassed and the woman continued to ask, If you don't want to die for me, then you don't love me. Let's break up. The man hesitated for a long time, and finally took out his ear and fed it to her.
18. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.
19. A brother is constipated and can't be comfortable in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. No sooner had I entered than there was a real storm. The brother said enviously to his buddy: Dude, I envy you so much. The buddy said: I envy you, my pants are still on!
20. As a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.
2 1. I woke up in the morning to see my boyfriend playing, and I was unmoved by all kinds of teasing and touching behind him. I'm so angry! Get down and play with his balls with your hands! Maybe it hurts. Get up and chase me, and I run to bed. This guy pushed me down, took off my pajamas and bounced my balls!
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