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Help formulate family law.
Let me tell you the true story of me and my cousin. My cousin likes to undress with rattan for no reason. My cousin and I have been good friends since childhood. He begged me to spank him naked with a cane in the sixth grade next semester. At that time, my cousin was very beautiful, but I agreed, although I was surprised. My cousin said that he spanked himself and it didn't hurt. Let me help. Later, my cousin made a family law for me to enforce the punishment, but the family law can be revised once a month. Since then, I have been beating my cousin's naked ass with rattan, from the next semester of primary six to the senior high school entrance examination of grade three. Don't think I am a cruel person. My cousin begged me. I've only done this for my lovely cousin. I won't help him in high school anymore. There are only three rules in grade three, 1. Playing video games was punished by hitting the left palm 20 times. Actually, my cousin hit the palm of his hand with a bamboo board 20 times and it swelled into steamed bread. ) 2. When he goes to the library study room for self-study, he should attend classes according to the scheduled attendance (that is, my cousin decided to go to the library study room for many days in the winter vacation of the third year, and I will go to the study room for self-study on Saturday and Sunday next semester, and I will know if my cousin doesn't go). If he is late, he will be spanked 20 times. If he is absent, he will be beaten 10 times with his ass on his left. Mathematics, English test (only booked these two courses) and the test should get a full score of more than 80%, and don't spank 50. If you make mistakes in dictating English words, clap your hands. (slapping, naked bamboo board, rattan, feather duster, bamboo board, small bamboo stick. ) My cousin's ass will swell up fifty times with a cane, and there are more than a dozen blood spots, which often break several layers of skin. In those three years, my cousin was beaten dozens of times by rattan. However, my cousin seems to be more afraid of slapping her hands. At first, my cousin was a video game enthusiast. After his palm was swollen several times, he really gave up video games temporarily in that half year. He only missed a few seats in the study room, and his palms were swollen after hitting 10 with a bamboo board. I know my cousin likes spanking, but he doesn't seem to like spanking. Spanking is my cousin's real way of urging himself. I have an appointment with my cousin, and the punishment will be implemented as soon as it is legal. If it is unreasonable, it will be revised next month. When my cousin was in the first year of junior high school, he ordered that he should get more than 90 points in math and English exams, and he could not get 50 slaps on his hands and 200 slaps on his ass. As a result, his English score in the mid-term exam was only over 80. The palm of your hand was swollen into steamed bread after being hit with bamboo board for more than 20 times. Before hitting 100 rattan, your ass was swollen and broke in several places. In the next few days, I played twice before I got 50 boards and 200 vines. Because my cousin broke the family law and had to finish it, it was still very urgent. At that time, my cousin hardly played video games, and consciously went to the study room to attend classes, and his grades were also very good. When I was a freshman, my cousin went to the game hall to play games again. According to his own family law, he must hit his palm 20 times with a bamboo board. He refused to accept the punishment, so I said that we would not make any family laws in the future. Anyway, it's a dead letter, and it has no urging effect. My cousin is addicted to video games again. In my second year of high school, he asked me to continue to use the family method to urge my study, but I refused. In fact, I wanted to stop playing in the third year, because my cousin has grown up and is not a child. I think these three family laws are quite good, and you can modify them as appropriate.
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