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Talking about the May Day work

1. I'm not hard, just miserable. In the dead of night, when everyone was dreaming, I was still working overtime for that damn manuscript.

2. Recently, no matter work or life, there is always an inexplicable sadness, giving yourself pressure! I always say to myself: If I have no money and no career in my life, then my life is zero, I can't afford a wife and children, and living in the world is just air.

How nice it was when I was a child. I slept after crying, and now I have to go to work after crying.

After working for a week, I often feel exhausted, so my explanation is lack of sleep. But after reading a set of data recently, I realized that I was overworked rather than lack of sleep.

An employee in the office actually posted a Weibo on QQ when I was at work. The manager saw it and asked angrily, "Why did you send a Weibo on QQ during work hours?" The employee replied, "Sorry, manager, I am promoting our products online."

6. The biggest sorrow in life is being owed wages after work, and the biggest regret in life is that there is no overtime pay for overtime work. The biggest sorrow in life is that your salary is paid on time and overtime pay is also paid, but the money is still not enough!

7. Will you remember the details of tomorrow's work? Tomorrow, do you still remember that you once loved your job and loved you? People all over the world can't remember you, and you can't do the work; It was only by chance that I turned over my diary that I remembered you at work.

Looking back, work is too tiring. In retrospect, the work was too hard. It won't happen again tonight. The old dream that I couldn't let go, the dream that I was with you, has been blown away by work. Look back, the work is coming, look back, there is too little time, leave to accompany me to work!

9. others ask for money at work, and we are dying at work!

10. calcium in calcium: now working overtime, the gold content is high, and one day is worth five days, which is affordable! Look at me, it's easy to add a few days at a time.

1 1. If you take every step of life seriously, you can enjoy the unique scenery in adversity and realize many life philosophies that you can't experience in prosperity.

12. Everything I can't let go is because I can't have it. Sentences with high work pressure

13. In many cases, attitude is everything. With the right attitude, you can turn pressure into motivation and get on the stage of success. Life is fair, although I dare not say that every effort will be rewarded, but my busyness now is not only to make up for my wasted time, but also to pave the way for my future life.

14 ... I finally couldn't bear it, and finally said it. I am tired, my heart is tired, I dare not think about the future, I don't want to look at the past, everything is expected, but I can't help but slowly destroy it!

15 ... Busy life is exhausting and almost suffocating. Watching others go to school, go to school, work and work is like a fool day after day, year after year.

16. Simplicity is a great beauty, the most enduring and the most difficult to wither. There is no shortage of beauty in the world, what is lacking is the eyes that find beauty.

17. There is only sincere friendship in the world, and even if it is washed away by time, it can't change the original innocent face.

18. In many cases, attitude is everything. With the right attitude, you can turn pressure into motivation and get on the stage of success. Life is fair, although I dare not say that every effort will be rewarded, but my busyness now is not only to make up for my wasted time, but also to pave the way for my future life.

19. Looking back on the road of life, there are sunshine and storms in the journey of life; There are smooth roads and thorny roads; I have walked, experienced and looked back. Although I have suffered and cried, I have no regrets. The long road of human growth is always full of challenges. Busy life, like the songs of the years, constitutes a wonderful chapter in life.

20. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for the country and the people. It hurts every time I think about it. Sentences with high work pressure

An inspiring word-people lying under the covers can't feel the warmth of the sun.

1, the forerunner took a detour, but left a straight and wide footprint.

The waves would rather hit the rocky mountain in the way than take a step back.

Even if there is a stone under your feet, it will produce sparks, as long as you pick up the hammer and steel.

The upstream is the end of the brave, and the downstream is the smooth sailing destination for the coward.

People lying under the covers can't feel the warmth of the sun.

6. The saddest thing about people is that they can't beat themselves.

7. The happiness of the struggler begins with pain, and the pain of the hedonist begins with "happiness".

8. The water in the gully is stagnant and dull, and the flow of the waterfall is intense and high-pitched-the same water, but different in nature. The former is comfortable and the latter is enterprising.

9. See the beauty of life in adversity, and don't forget to continue to struggle in hope.

10, in order to be useful, pine trees never pay attention to the outside of the greenhouse where the seasons are like spring.

1 1. The pine tree stands on the precipice, and its brilliance lasts forever because it has an innate temperament of being brave against frost and snow.

12, although the eyes of the blind are black, they can also open up a bright road under their feet.

13, thorns and bumps are the wavering of the pioneers' will; Difficulties and obstacles are stepping stones on the pioneers' way forward.

14. Diligence can make up for cleverness, but cleverness can't make up for laziness.

15, stop struggling, the river will become a stagnant pool.

16. On the journey of fighting for the cause, people with crutches can climb to the top of success as long as they have a persistent heart, although they are hard.

17, stepping on the footprints of the past, no new footprints will be added.

18, there is no fertile ground for struggle, and the seeds of talents can't find the future of Chunhua Qiushi.

19, in order to embark on the road to success, Steel will never regret that Bright Steel Flower was abandoned.

20. The bird is attached to spring because it knows that flying is the value of life.

2 1, only a down-to-earth person, the earth is willing to leave his footprints.

22. The sound of steel colliding with hard rock is a powerful song.

23. The boatman who is eager to save effort will always aim downstream.

24. The secret that the waves will never fade: always pursue an unsettled life.

25, the same spinning car, I don't know how much the wheel has advanced, but the top is still in its place.

I'm still waiting, still waiting for your return

1, there are many secrets, all hidden in personalized signatures.

Don't think about your kindness to others, because no one will remember it except you.

I hate that my friend knows another friend through me.

I have no time to fall in love with you. I want to marry you. This is the best confession I have ever heard.

5. Did you drink too much or eat too much or run out of a mental hospital?

6, it let me know those unknown soul tracks from myself.

I don't know what I'm insisting on, but I know I've been trying to embarrass myself.

8. What does it mean to start school? This means that another forest has disappeared.

9. Don't mention things that don't enter my eyes in my ear.

10, time will tell you that the more ordinary the company, the longer it will take.

1 1. I hope it is you, only you, and it must be you!

12, what I'm not good at is to stay, but you insist on leaving one by one.

13, a person's greatest weakness is not selfish, affectionate, savage and spontaneous, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

14, I am still waiting for you to come back.

15, if you are injured, don't cry, take your luggage and travel!

16, I took off my disguise for you, but why did you hurt me like this?

17, Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to take a vacation these days, even taking a vacation should be moved by their ancestors.

18, you can never see the people around you clearly unless something bad happens to you.

19, all the scenery without you can only be called roadside.

All we have to do is hold each other's hands to the end. Leave the rest to fate.

2 1, winter vacation sorry, my mother asked me to marry the school.

Although I can't see myself when I close my eyes, I can see you.

23. No one and no one are made for each other.

24. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and everything lost will come back in another way.

25, afraid of acacia, has been acacia, it is the turn of acacia, there is a hint of eyebrows.

26. My truth is hidden in jokes.

27. People are always dissatisfied. If you like this, you always touch that.

If you don't take me seriously, I will treat you like this.

29. He insisted on looking for her, and I insisted on looking for you.

What flowers should the office choose to decorate?

The office can choose the size, color and plant shape of green plants according to the size, orientation and illumination. The general principle is that the plants placed should be dignified and stretched, mainly in warm colors. It can be a view of leaves and flowers, or it can be a cyclamen symbolizing good luck, a guest at home, a lily symbolizing a hundred years of harmony, etc. , can be between the subject and the object? Create a warm atmosphere and cordial feeling between superiors and subordinates. Here are the characteristics and conservation methods of several plants for your reference: Australian shirt bonsai

Because Australian shirts are easier to raise and more extensive to manage than asparagus, chlorophytum and cactus, they are very suitable for lovers who don't have time to take care of them carefully.

Australian blouse is one of the three famous ornamental plants in the world, but it is not proud and very suitable for beginners to cultivate. It is sunny and resistant to shade, and it is no problem to put it indoors for several months without sun exposure. If you don't water for a few days, you won't die, and your roots won't rot if you soak in water. The weather is not afraid of heat and cold, as long as it can safely spend the winter in an ice-free environment; Evergreen all the year round, no leaves, no pests. Beginners, buy a pot of seedlings cut every other year or two, the height is about 20-30 cm, with a favorite pot. If you are interested in proper pruning, with a delicate pebble and decorated with one or two small ornaments, it is a small and lovely tree bonsai. It is elegant to put it indoors for a long time. If the economy permits, you can spend one or two hundred yuan to buy an Australian shirt with a stone bonsai.

asparagus fern

Asparagus is also one of the best small bonsai. Its leaves are soft, green all year round, its branches are knotted and bamboo-shaped, and its posture is elegant and unique. It is a popular indoor foliage plant. Perfect for a desk.

Asparagus likes warm, ventilated, semi-cloudy and semi-humid environment, is not cold-resistant, and avoids direct sunlight. Suitable for growing in sandy soil with rich humus and good drainage. The key to asparagus cultivation is watering. Too much watering and too wet pot soil can easily lead to root rot and yellow leaves falling off; Too little watering and too dry pot soil can easily lead to yellowing and scorching. Therefore, watering usually depends on the weather, growth and soil conditions. Don't do it right, pour it completely. You can't water half, that is, watering only wets the soil surface, and the soil in the basin is still dry. When asparagus is hot and dry, spray water to humidify and cool down. Water less in winter and keep the room temperature above 5 degrees. Asparagus is afraid of smoke and dust, and the place should be ventilated.

Green radish

Green radish is a perennial evergreen vine. The stems and leaves are fleshy, and the stems have aerial roots. Leaves alternate, oval, heart-shaped, waxy, long10 ~15cm, dark green and shiny. A mosaic variety with irregular gold stripes or spots. It is also a famous indoor palm viewing plant. Green radish grows healthily, and can be potted indoors all year round, and can be placed in the sunny place in the basin for a long time. If you stay in the shade for a long time, it will make the leaves smaller and the internodes longer. For color-leafed varieties, the color of leaves will fade, which will affect the ornamental value. Summer should be spent in a semi-cloudy environment to avoid direct sunlight. The optimum temperature for growth is about 25℃ in the daytime and 10 ~ 13℃ in winter, generally not lower than 7℃.

Madagascar palm

Sunflower is a beautiful plant, which is mostly planted as an ornamental tree in grassland, shade and beside houses, and also used for potted plants. It is a high-grade potted foliage plant in living room, dining room, conference room, family room, study room, bedroom or balcony. It can be placed in a bright office for a long time, and can be watched continuously for 4 ~ 6 weeks in a dark room, which is of great ornamental value. Sunflower is a tufted evergreen shrub or small tree. Sexual preference is warm and humid, semi-cloudy, well-ventilated environment, not cold-resistant, more resistant to shade and scorching sun, suitable for growing in loose, well-drained soil rich in humus, and the lowest wintering temperature should be above 10℃. The origin can be as high as 3 ~ 8 m, the stem is smooth and burr-free, with obvious leaf scars on it, which is annular and has many tillers at the base. The leaves are smooth and slender, pinnately compound, bright green and 40 ~ 150 cm long. Leaflets and petioles are slightly curved and the top is soft. The pinna is needle-shaped, 20 ~ 25 cm long, asymmetrical from left to right, and the middle part of the leaf shaft is convex. The flowers are small and golden yellow, and the flowering period is March-April. Other plants are Cycas and chlorophytum, which are good indoor plants.

dripping guanyin

Drip Guanyin is also very easy to raise. It is very suitable to put on the coffee table or flower stand, and the small one is elegant and exquisite on the desk.