How to post funny posts on Moments about traffic jams? Humorous quotes about traffic jams

As the number of domestic cars continues to increase, traffic pressure in major cities is also increasing. Traffic jams during the New Year and festivals have become a common thing. However, many car owners are bored when they are stuck in traffic jams and want to post on Moments to record it. Now that you're in the mood, let's take a look at how to post funny posts on Moments when you're stuck in traffic?

Humorous copy to post on Moments when stuck in traffic: 1. There was a traffic jam on the highway last night, so I ran down to take pictures of the stars. 2. It’s finally time to go home for the New Year, but I’m really afraid of the traffic jam. What I’m most afraid of right now is the traffic jam. This process of overcoming the tribulation is too difficult. 3. There are always some naive humans who think that if they sound the horn a few more times when there is a traffic jam, the car will start moving! 4. It’s finally time to go home for the New Year, but I’m really afraid of the traffic jam. What I’m most afraid of now is the traffic jam. This process of overcoming the tribulation is too difficult. 5. Chinese-style traffic jam, on the Tai'an section of the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended each other. However, the subsequent cars took advantage of the opportunity, preventing the tow truck from entering the scene, and the traffic jam lasted for more than an hour. 6. The most severe curse I have heard so far is: I curse you to be stuck in traffic every time you go out. 7. Are you fainting? There is no way to go around and around! 8. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jam you will get. Even if he remained motionless for twenty minutes, he would still be convinced. Upset. 9. During the evening rush hour, you can’t go anywhere. You’ll be blocked on viaducts and parked under overpasses. 10. There are some things you have no choice about, such as catching a cold, being stuck in traffic, or falling in love with someone. 11. Still holding the pipa, half-covering my face, I forgot to bring instant noodles in the car. 12. A row of egrets climbed into the sky, and I was squeezed in the middle. 13. A girl was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Afterwards, she put a plastic bag over her head and went to the roadside to solve the problem. 14. I get upset when I’m stuck in a traffic jam, and I want to eat when I’m annoyed. 15. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because there are too many people rushing on the road. 16. The egrets are flying up into the blue sky, and I am squeezed in the middle. 17. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars, so the roads would not be blocked. If private cars could line up politely, the traffic would not be blocked. If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars. 18. The journey took 12 hours. 19. It’s raining, there’s a traffic jam, and it’s so cold. I’m so exhausted! 20. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and during the Chinese New Year, there are always heavy traffic jams. 21. We cannot predict when we will be stuck in traffic jam, just as we cannot predict when our lover will change his heart. 22. I can’t keep up with the times. Others say I will be happy at the next stop, but I am indeed stuck in traffic at the next stop. 23. I will block you and everyone will block, let’s spend the two festivals together happily. 24. The road to success is always under construction! 25. My talents are destined to be useful, and I will not move for an hour. 26. There is no road in the world. If there are too many people walking, the road will be blocked. 27. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the journey home. 28. Is it deep? Are the newly built roads full of potholes? 29. It is difficult to get on the bridge, and it is difficult to get off the bridge. The elevated bridge is severely blocked. It is difficult to get off the bridge, and it is difficult to get on the bridge, walking in the middle of the car. 30. The Japanese are already upset and are stuck in traffic jams like this. 31. People are on the road, it’s so hard for you, it’s so hard for you, it’s so hard for me. 32. Dear, let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together! 33. At the traffic light in front of you, there was a sticky mess. After waiting for thirty minutes, I still haven't hired anyone yet. 34. Are you angry? The road is blocked in an emergency and can't be passed! 35. Get up early, drive out, and hours later still haven’t left your favorite city. 36. We usually criticize it for its smog, traffic jams, and wind, but a first snowfall, a heavy rain, and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing. 37. Even if it’s drizzling and it’s cloudy, I’m not afraid of it. As soon as I go out on the road, I’ll get a headache if I’m stuck in a traffic jam. 38. In this year, I can wait for you in the cold wind at the intersection after you finish the night shift; when you want to take a taxi but can't, I can take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a taxi; when there is a traffic jam, I can take the initiative to choose a car for you. The only people with few roads are black car drivers. 39. Whether you drive or not, the road will be blocked and you will not be able to move. 40. You are so blocked, you are so blocked, you are so blocked, you are so blocked. 41. Is it difficult? It takes half a day to walk 100 meters! 42. Every day at this time, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they don’t want to leave for a long time. 43. At this time every day, the passing cars seem to be having a party together, and they don’t want to leave for a long time.

44. Every time I go to get off work, the road is completely blocked. The red and green lights are stopped, and I can’t move even a step for a long time. 45. Whenever I am stuck in a traffic jam, I feel anxious. Whenever I feel anxious, I cheer up and play one song after another. The road ahead is still endless. 46. ??Every time there is a traffic jam, I am very calm. There is no point in being anxious. It is better to listen to music. 47. Every time I go home, I will always face the problem of traffic jam. 48. Unexpectedly, someone came home last month and only arrived this month. 49. All eyes are red with tail lights, and ears are filled with the sound of piercing flutes. My heart is worried and I have been late for a long time, and my head is as depressed as thunder. 50. When you see an uneven road, you roar and come to walk your dog on the highway. 51. The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can’t stop crying, and we can’t sleep in cars or cars at home. 52. Are you tired? There are long queues on the road! 53. Come on, blessings will be harmed, there will be a traffic jam on the highway. 54. The horn is blaring, and the fog lights are flashing red. The driver was heartbroken and just hoped that the weather would clear up. 55. The development zone is paralyzed, and there are traffic jams. It takes an hour to send the children to school and back in the early morning. 56. This year, during the New Year, the stations will be crowded again, and the highways will be jammed and cause accidents. This happens every year. It is really sad. 57. I asked where the restaurant was, but I was blocked at the toll gate. 58. It’s so congested that I’m really annoyed and annoyed. There’s really a traffic jam whenever there’s a traffic policeman on this road! 59. It’s too hard to go home, and it’s too hard to be stuck in traffic. 60. There is always traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more urgent you want, the more twists and turns you will have. 61. On the way home, there is traffic jam, but my heart is not blocked. 62. Going home for the New Year is a happy journey. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because there are too many people rushing on the road. 63. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful journey, but good things will always be accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. 64. Do you hate it? The car navigation does not work! 65. After finally queuing up and getting on the bus, there was a traffic jam on the highway! Is it easy for me to go home? 66. Being stuck in traffic when going home during the Chinese New Year is simply a disaster in life. After all, people are old and their bladders are weak. 67. If you are stuck in traffic when you go home during the Chinese New Year, people will become more anxious, and the helplessness and sadness of life will be highlighted even more in the face of traffic jams. 68. When I go home for the Chinese New Year, I still can’t escape the curse of traffic jam, and I’m stuck in a traffic jam without any love. 69. When I go home during the Chinese New Year, being stuck in traffic is also a blessing. Of course, don’t be stuck in a traffic jam for too long. I still have to rush home for dinner! 70. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! 71. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely. 72. It's been an hour and I still haven't left Jiuting. There is a traffic jam and I can’t even get on the subway! A busy and tiring morning began. 73. Highway, please charge the fee! 74. In a high-speed traffic jam, there are four people in a car. Three people are playing mahjong on their mobile phones. I won’t. In the face of the traffic jam, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life. 75. There was a traffic jam on the highway. I shouted who wanted to play King of Glory, but I laughed out loud. My lover was waiting to come out. I thought about whether I was stuck in a traffic jam on the road or if I was lost. 76. How congested is the highway? When I woke up, The car was found to be still where it was. 77. Feel the beauty of the world’s most traffic-congested city! I was annoyed and annoyed by the waiting. 78. Are you annoyed? Digging here and there is endless! 79. After the second ring road, don’t worry about traffic jams. 80. I’m used to being stuck in traffic, so I’m not in a hurry and just hum a tune slowly. 81. I was stuck in a traffic jam for more than an hour. It’s amazing. It’s so expensive to take a taxi in Beijing. Why don’t you give me a traffic jam? 82. The traffic jam is annoying...the traffic jam is much worse than in Nanjing | 83. The traffic jam on the road is also a traffic jam. kind of travel. 84. Traffic jams cause many inconveniences and make people upset and angry, but no matter what, don’t treat highways as garbage dumps. 85. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, your mood will actually improve if you calm down and look around. If you are upset, just look at me. It will definitely be fine. Unite. 86. On the traffic jam, everyone was showing off their talents, some were fishing, some were walking their dogs, and some were out for activities. I just sat in the car and watched one great show after another. 87. Traffic jams are so fucking annoying, wait until the labor and management become nouveau riche to buy a plane, damn it. 88. Traffic jams are so annoying that it may take three hours to get from school to Guiyang. 89. The traffic jam made me doubt my life... The taxi driver sent me to the exit again... I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for years. . 90. Traffic jams, traffic jams, always traffic jams. You make me so upset. If you could, you would block me for the rest of my life. 91. Don’t panic when you’re stuck in traffic, send it to Moments first. 92. Traffic jams are not scary. What is scary is the discomfort of holding in your urine.

93. Don’t be distracted by traffic jams, take a nap to recharge your energy; bustle with passers-by and bustle with people on the roadside; and make every home feel warm with lights on. 94. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic. Smile and enjoy the scenery in a different mood. 95. Traffic jam is also called calories. 96. I was stuck in a traffic jam and almost fainted from peeing. Lessons learned: Drink water in small sips, and don’t drink too much at one time~ 97. This fifth time I came to Jinan, it was still very miserable. There were always traffic jams on the highway, last night’s cheating concert, and now the high-speed train was delayed. I didn’t feel like it. Never look for trouble. 98. I get upset when there is a traffic jam, and I want to eat when I get upset. 99. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we merge into the high-speed traffic jam game, which is very lively. 100. I never like taking the bus, because it’s stuck in traffic, slow, and dizzy. I still like to run away on my own. 101. You can go ahead during the Spring Festival. If you don’t get stuck, I lose! 102. Are you worried? When does the digging and digging take off? 103. The cars were packed together, the drivers were restless, and the horns were blaring. 104. Is it miserable? Shoes are stuck in mud and no one cares about the car! 105. I walked for two and a half hours on a road that is less than a kilometer, and we haven’t arrived yet... This is a day worth remembering in the history of traffic jams... 106. Every morning when I go out to the Bingjing Gate, there is a traffic jam. It has always been said that this intersection should be built with a second floor. Why is there no movement at the overpass? Being stuck in traffic every morning when going out is annoying... 107. Alas! If you go out without checking the weather forecast, you will end up with traffic jams on the highway and heavy rain. When can I get home? 108. "Can you describe the feeling of being stuck in a traffic jam in one sentence?" "The young boy has left home and the boss is coming back!" The above is the humorous talk about traffic jams. You can save the copy in your free time. You can copy and use it directly when there is a traffic jam. It should be noted that when you are in a traffic jam, you should still focus on driving the car to avoid being distracted by playing with your mobile phone and causing an accident.