Funny copywriting about social arrogance (selected 38 sentences)

1, come out to chat, don't be busy, it's all the assembly line in the factory, how can I chat just because I'm the director?

2. Let's cooperate a little in the future. You praise me as soon as I update my article. We will create an illusion of full house, gathering together and thriving, which is convenient for me to brag.

If you are still awake at this time, you must be waiting for me to chat with you. Don't pretend to be reserved. I like active women.

4. You sent a sad copy and cried more tears. And he won't care about you. If you black a fishing net with black silk and white silk, he will enlarge it, and so will I.

If you give something, you will get something in return. You give me 100 and I'll give you 80. You only paid 20 and got 80.

6. Be my boyfriend. I'll give you100000 a month, change a car for two months and change a suite for three months. Really can't. I'll drink some more and give you the whole of Beijing.

7. In order to live up to today's fine weather, I decided to go to the basketball court. Sure enough, many younger brothers are playing basketball and picking up many mineral water bottles.

8. There are always people on WeChat who ask me why I don't reply to the information in time, and I am speechless. Have you ever seen a garbage collector who is not busy?

9. Don't quibble. I play WeChat, so do you. There is no such coincidence in the world. You just like me.

10, met a handsome guy in the elevator. He pressed the eighth floor. Oh, it really implies that he kind of likes me on the eighth floor.

1 1. Although today is not my birthday, I am in the mood. Can you wish me a happy birthday? Don't frown. You're not the only boy who can't have me.

12, I feel bad today. I slapped the air a dozen times and felt much better.

13, before I came into contact with the internet, I felt very inferior. Thanks to the internet, I have changed a lot. Now I have social arrogance. I am very direct: hello, handsome boy.

Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, you thought I wanted to take your motorcycle.

15, I feel itchy recently. I don't think I will grow a brain.

16, I hope everyone can be rational. Idol, no friends circle tonight. Let's go to bed early. Don't get sick for me.

17, handsome boy is a godsend, a stimulant of depression and a stone of happiness. When the handsome guy laughs, I laugh with him. Do you say hello to the handsome boy? My answer is always good.

18, this is a fishing copy. I don't engage in fancy things. Please reply "Baby" if you want to be caught by me.

19, self-introduction: 18 years old with sound limbs and normal urination, breathing independently since childhood, eating three meals a day, knowing to run indoors when it rains, not picking up things on the ground casually, playing with smart phones, social interaction is awesome, and the future can be expected.

20. Put the ice in your pocket and be an iceman in the future.

2 1, I'm smart this time. I'm not standing in the fog. Guess where I'm standing, standing among men.

22. I am the only fire source in my family. My parents will be furious when they see me.

23, running tofu brain in the morning, fun to run a small barbecue.

24. If I don't show off in my circle of friends, getting up early is meaningless to me.

25. Tell my sister the truth. With a friend like my sister, are you squatting in a circle of friends every day, just waiting for my sister to make a dynamic?

26. I'm browsing my circle of friends, and I can start making a fuss if I want to get my attention.

27. Social software has been uninstalled, and it is enough to have three or five close boyfriends.

28. Wine luminous glass, one for cattle and one for me.

29. I gave myself a definition: in reality, I attach importance to social fear, feel inferior, and be as timid as a mouse; On the internet, socializing is awesome, popular, and you can talk about everything.

30, ready to talk about eight boyfriends, first talk about a big room in private.

3 1, good morning, you really have fate with me after reading this passage. Please treat me to breakfast and cherish this fate.

32. If a man doesn't come out for about three times, he will delete it. Zhuge Liang is not as difficult as you.

33. Actually, I am not completely afraid of society. If I have friends around me, I am suffering from social ox B, and my laughter is louder than that big horn.

34. When I went out to throw garbage, I saw an old man fall down. I used to ask: Grandpa, my WeChat balance is 0.83. Can I help you up? Grandpa moved aside and said that the children would come and lie down together.

35. If you can't keep the peak, you can eat buns in the factory. If you are like-minded, the assembly line will meet, not to mention the night shift.

36. Why didn't you reply to the message? I learned typing specially for you.

37. Today, my friend invited me to play chess. Actually, I can't play chess at all. At first handsome and I ate him. What did you do when your friend was in a daze? I said handsome enough to fly.

38. I have a good reputation and can't find my own reasons.