I can't play chess, I can't write calligraphy, I can't draw, and I'm tired of washing and cooking.

1, everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.

2. When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

3. Holding your hand, you will know that your child is ugly and in tears, and I will go if you don't go.

4, a person's life is like taking a shit, sometimes you have worked hard, but all you can come out is fart.

You are so good at pretending, how can I bear to expose why I don't love you?

6, don't cry at my grave, dirty my path of reincarnation.

7. I cried at first, but now I let it go with a smile.

8. It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!

9, male R3n, if you love your daughter R3n, you must trust her.

10, although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

1 1. If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

12, grandpa is from grandson.

13, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

14, I want to grow old with you accidentally.

15, I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

16, I am parasitic in your world for one more day, and I can't even see my own shadow.

17, I loved your special, so I never regret that you have left.

18, if beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

19. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

20. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

2 1, you said that you, without a diploma, still learn from others, and if you are not smart, you still learn from others!

22. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to pull stones.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

24, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, washing and cooking are too tired.

25, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

26. If eating more fish can make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flopping about.

28. If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

Nice flying, relaxed and happy signature, saying that the piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tired.

1. After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too. 2. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

When I woke up, it was dark.

4. People are not smart and bald like others.

I am like a gust of wind, running wildly in this noisy city. They can't see me and I can't see myself. In this way, I felt the feeling of flying, forgot my troubles, lost my irritability and became relaxed.

6. I am so nervous that my heart beats faster, as if there is a small ball jumping around in my heart.

7. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

8. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Baozuo, how annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

9. Hatred can never dissolve hatred. Only sympathy can dissolve hatred. This is the eternal truth.

10. When you received this message, you also received a girl without sadness and clover from me. No sad girl can make you forget your troubles, and clover can bring you luck and happiness. Smile knowingly, okay?

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12. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

13. Instead of regretting the past, grasp the present and strive for the future!

14. I like you so much that you will die.

15. Youth pervades Changhong, courage overwhelms cowardice, and enterprising overwhelms you. This spirit can only be found after twenty years, which is more common among men in their sixties. Getting old is not getting old, but giving up ideals will lead to getting old.

16. Happiness is a kind of mood and a natural positive attitude. Seek happiness in the ordinary, in the hardships, and in the twists and turns.

17. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

18. An unintentional word may ignite a dispute, a cruel word may ruin a life, a timely word may relieve tension, and a caring word may heal a wound and save others.

19. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

2 1. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today.

22. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

23. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God, and mortals don't bother me.

24. There is such a person who makes your palms sweat, your heart beats faster and you feel that your life is complete. You and he add up to the world.

25. Happy as a dream!

26. Find a time to relax and don't be under too much pressure. Refuse a promise that doesn't belong to you, and let yourself do what you want. Not for long. Just one afternoon.

27. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

28. The sign of immature men is that they can die heroically for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

29. Happiness is not a destination. Happiness is the way we try to go. The love and emotion we met on the road, the frustration and pain we met on the road, together constitute this road. It is also because of them that we understand the true meaning of happiness.

30. I can't play chess, I can't write calligraphy, I can't draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

3 1. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!

32. Drink a bowl of warm soup, wipe a happy night cream on your face, be confident that the quilt will always be warm, cuddle will always be lingering, childlike innocence will blow to your ears, and your intimate lover will always accompany you. Have a good sleep and smile.

33. Choose a leisurely and poetic path, fly the wings of the soul, savor the beauty of life and enjoy the beautiful life.

34. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

35. Everyone has the embarrassment of not getting what they want, and they don't want to face the embarrassment of failure. I used to have lofty ideals and perfect visions.

36. The opportunity to learn and grow is not in the future, but in every moment of life.

37. Having a car and a house is the foundation of stability and an opportunity for prosperity. It has seized the continuous acceleration.

38. Be an active, brave and optimistic dream catcher, never say negative words, only persevere and forge ahead towards your goals, and wait for you not far away after success.

39. There is only one way to divide ranks in society, and that is competition. You must work hard, or you will be at the bottom of society.

40. Grandma laughs like a flower!

4 1. Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

42. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

43. We have to part, say goodbye gently, and our hearts are full of gratitude. Thank you for giving me a deep friendship.

44. Nobody loves you with your hands in your pockets.

45. Relax yourself moderately, don't let yourself be too depressed, and don't let unhappiness interfere with our present; Everyone will have a struggle in life, either find someone to talk to or find a place to vent, don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes and find a balance point in life; Learn to give up disappointment in life and enjoy the beauty in life.

46. Our life is really hard. First of all, we have to bear all kinds of external pressures, but we also have to face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough to make me feel excited.

47. Youth is bitter or sweet in my heart, exquisite and rough, clear and hazy, a cup of bitter tea, but finally elegant.

48. Time is what we breathe now, and we should live every moment wholeheartedly.

When he heard everyone's praise, two clouds floated on his cheek and a bright red tongue circled around his mouth, which made him very happy.

I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

5 1. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding. Because I have loved, I am kind; Because you know, you are tolerant.

52. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

53. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

54. I am also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

55. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

56. We can never go back. We can't have another childhood. There can be no junior high school; There can be no more first love; There can be no more happiness, happiness, sadness and pain. Yesterday, a second ago, it was impossible to go back. Life turned out to be an out-of-print movie that can't be played back!

57. I stayed up all night and got hurt. I have gone through lonely years with words. I hope I can walk hand in hand with you to our summer solstice, feel beautiful and gorgeous pain, and outline the most incomplete love.

58. There is a kind of mood called emotions; There is a taste called sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty; There is a kind of wisdom called foresight; There is a fate, called everlasting; There is a group called fireworks, and life is varied; There is a mentality called letting nature take its course.

59. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

60. Somewhere in this world, someone is always waiting for you. Not here, not this time, but there, waiting for you at that time.

6 1. Only when you hold your hand, do you know that your son is ugly and your face is covered with tears.

62. One today is worth two tomorrows. It's easy to tear up a calendar, but it's not easy to catch a day. Trust others and give up on yourself, which is the beginning of many people's failed lives! In the most difficult time, you should believe that you have the best shotgun in your hand.

63. At some point, I missed the palmprint for a while; Hide somewhere and miss someone I care about.

64. It doesn't matter where the destination is, what matters is feeling the process and relaxing!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

66. True love is not a momentary affection, but an impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result.

A sad thing in life is that you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be, so you have to let go.

68. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die, and live like an erhu with the blues spirit of hip hop.

69. Many people pursue perfection too much. Some people are eager for perfection and don't allow themselves to make any mistakes. As a result, I dare not decide. There may also be some people who are too dependent and used to following others' steps, and it is difficult to make a decision after encountering something.

70. Time is cruel and people are affectionate. I miss you all the time. Although I can't touch each other, I will still miss you. Send a message to chat with you and build this acacia bridge. I have no chance to see you in the future, so I have to say I miss you!

Water can carry a boat, but you can also cook porridge-piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are all bad, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

Love is like rice, and the romantic process is like a dish. When people are hungry, they think of eating. But after dinner, more people like to comment on food and ignore white rice.

It's not terrible to fall. What's terrible is that when a person falls, he is sober.

Even if the bowl is made of iron, what can I eat without food in it?

When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of "handsome boy", which puzzled me. Later, my classmate showed me a mirror, and I suddenly understood.

It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

Love is like two people using rubber bands. The injured one is always unwilling to let go.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

I swear to myself that I will work hard from tomorrow! However, I live today every day.

When you accidentally step on a tulip, it will leave its fragrance on your feet. This is called tolerance.

Everyone has a flash moment, just as everyone has a flash moment.

It is women's love for shopping malls that makes them more and more exciting.

Whenever night comes, I especially envy snails. No matter how inefficient people are, they still have their own houses.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, the other is getting what you don't want.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

Only women and heroes are sad, and wives and jobs are hard to find.

There are three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.

I'm an actor-at the sight of a beautiful mm, my eyes go round.

Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

The sky is falling, you support it, I support it. ...

The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Crowded in Beijing, causing trouble to the capital. ...

Who can be as loyal to me as RMB?

Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

You are a real beauty-only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

Love is like pi, which never circulates. ...

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

Painting and calligraphy slogan

1, zero-distance communication, painting and calligraphy convey the true feelings.

2. Carry forward the art of calligraphy and painting and the traditional culture of China.

3, happy and creative, fun and flying.

4, the pen is magnificent, and the ink is dyed in the four seasons of China.

5. The exchange of calligraphy and painting will bring the hearts of both sides closer.

6. Create great achievements of the new universe and write a new chapter in Fang Qiu spectrum.

7. The pen is vigorous, dynamic and picturesque.

8, the heart of the Book Association, revitalize Donghua.

9. Learn to cultivate one's morality and strive to rejuvenate the country.

10. Take art exchange as an opportunity to promote the great development and prosperity of cross-strait culture.

1 1. Practice pen calligraphy and inherit Chinese character culture.

12. Interpret the spirit of calligraphy and inherit the essence of culture.

13, let the dream of art set sail from here.

14, calligraphy and painting contest, wonderful writing.

15, small pen in hand, don't be complacent when you put pen to paper and become famous.

16. Practice hard pen calligraphy seriously and be a citizen of China.

17. Be honest and write carefully.

18, not only pen and ink, but also the true feelings on both sides of the strait.

19, write beautiful handwriting, be an excellent person, and be as good as you are.

20, based on the Beibu Gulf, to create a cultural industry event on the west side of the Taiwan Strait.

2 1, quiet and far-reaching, indifferent to the bright future.

22. Blue and white ink looks good, not as deep as the two sides.

23. Calligraphy and painting on both sides of the Taiwan Strait, a harmonious new China.

24, flashy, dazzling; Unknown, the deepest dedication.

25. There is Yan Ruyu in the painting and Golden House in the painting.

26, a good hand, accompanied by a lifetime.

27, the most is that ink can go far!

28.* * * Enjoy the exchange of calligraphy and painting and convey the true feelings of both sides.

29. Small print, straight and hard.

30. Practicality is the last word, and beauty is the real wealth.

3 1, the word is like a person, and the calligraphy is fascinating.

32, splash ink to describe a colorful life, write a book and record wonderful bits and pieces.

33. Practice China's calligraphy and inherit traditional culture.

34. Draw a bright future and a dream of life.

35. The cradle of painters and the palace of art. ..

36. There is no way to go in Shushan, and there is no end to learning from the sea.

37. Wenzong Qin and Han Dynasties, the law of Jin and Tang Dynasties.

Write beautiful Chinese characters and be a civilized China person.

39. Hard pen is finely crafted, and calligraphy is refined into gold.

40, carry forward the national culture and art, promote the quality education of students.

4 1, a good hand, benefit for a lifetime.

42. Practice good handwriting and pass on a generation of civilization.

43. The pen tip conveys feelings and the calligraphy is fragrant.

44. Calligraphy has a road of improvement, and the ink sea is boundless.

45. Write a temperament life and carry forward the essence of the motherland.

46. The green of Qingdao is the oil painting of the world.

47. Concept innovation and equality of personality.

48. Walk into the world of calligraphy and painting and enjoy the aura of everything.

49. Lanting has thousands of emotions.

50. Inherit traditional culture and carry forward the charm of national quintessence.

5 1, intoxicated with the ink sea, painting and calligraphy life.

52. Inherit Chinese civilization and appreciate the charm of writing.

53. Dreaming about things beyond your imagination.

54. Write hard words to add color to life.

55. Colorful and interlocking; More and more strong, passionate.

56. Dan Qing painted the sea, an art even related to China.

57. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb.

58. Cultivate sentiment with books and comprehend life with pens.

59. Interpret the spirit of calligraphy and inherit the essence of culture.

60. Calligraphy and painting look at the true meaning, while pen and ink look at the spirit.