Irony behind people's backs (55 sentences)

1, don't tell a person who is in the same circle, no matter how reliable you think he is.

2, a lot of things, experienced, I only know; Many changes, you don't need to say it, just understand it yourself.

If you want to know how disgusting you are, just ask * * * how much you vomited when you were pregnant.

4. Don't think how good you are, and don't take others seriously. In the eyes of excellent people, you are even worse than garbage.

5. He always sits still until he is tempted; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

6. Run out all day and pretend to be forced. It's not good to stay in a dog kennel full of shit and have to get out and pretend to be forced.

7. Never tangle with anyone. Your performance is the best answer and comfort to others.

8. Don't think that you don't know what you said just because you spoke ill of others. Please understand that there is nothing to hide.

9. Take the handling of interpersonal relationship as a special course, from which we can master our national conditions, history, society, structure, philosophy, tradition and fashion trends.

10, an invulnerable heart is often defeated by a simple comfort, and an invulnerable disguise often surrenders completely in front of people who know you.

1 1, not arguing with you is tolerance for you. Don't take tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

12, the poisonous tongue stirs up right and wrong behind the scenes, making things out of nothing, turning black and white upside down and throwing dirty water, adding trouble to friends' misunderstanding.

13, I am not in a hurry to express myself or correct others. I'm watching, listening and thinking.

14. Don't say I'm faking it behind my back. If you explain to me carefully what coercion is before you argue with me.

15. The more brains you have, the fewer people you play with. The less brains you have, the more people you will play with.

16, shut your mouth, I'm afraid you'll end up eating a lot because of this mouth.

17, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

18, will love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

19, forcing you to hurry back to the furnace, and then let * * * mom regenerate you. Neither of your parents likes you, do they?

20. If love is like a mountain, the more men go up, the more women can look down, and the fewer men women can look up to.

2 1, damn it, I'm so angry. This is my fault. Blame me. Are you right? Gossiping behind your back, you are very good.

22. I don't have time to quarrel with you, because others will think I have a brain problem when they see me quarreling with non-humans.

23, others smile at you without saying a word, does not mean that you can be more unscrupulous, perhaps it is a warning to you, don't propose a toast at the end.

24. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

25. If you are good to me, I will be good to you. If you are ostentatious or gossiping, get out before it's too late, or I'll make you breathless.

I don't like talking to you because the dog bit me and I won't talk back. But if the dog bites every day, I will kill it.

27. You don't even know where you came from. You must have brought it out of the womb! And it's a piece of garbage with a personal sword.

28. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

29, gossiping, not afraid of being struck by lightning, just know to speak ill of others, a group of bitches! Why didn't your father shoot the wall?

How great do you think you are? You are so cheap, a double-sided adhesive, both sides are sticky.

3 1, don't pee before going out. Look at yourself. I took one look at your face that brought disaster to the country and people, and my stomach vomited blood.

32. When I don't talk, remember that it's not your cow force that makes me silent, but your * * that makes me speechless.

33. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

I can't understand that people who used to gossip behind their backs can actually turn around and become bosom friends.

35. Did you plant a cesspit when you were a child? The acne on your face is poisoned by eating too much shit.

36. There are only two kinds of people who slander you behind your back: those who are inferior in character and those who are inferior to you. You know, people better than you don't have time to talk to you.

37. Get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.

38. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

39. I hate people who gossip when they are not good. Sure enough, gossip has nothing to do with age.

40. birthday? There must be happiness hidden behind it. If you love him so much, you will be happy. Cold all over!

4 1, don't you look in the mirror every day? Imagine what scum is like, let alone you, the ultimate scum.

42. For those who are mean-mouthed, boldly scold them. If they are short of breath, they will smoke with their mouths open. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

Be careful, even when you are alone, don't speak ill or do bad things, and learn to be more ashamed in front of yourself than others.

44. You mean your old mother and mistress are charming? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? Numerous coquettish 13.

45. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish that will always serve the people!

46. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

47. Never think that everyone you meet is more stupid than you, dumber than you, and easier to take the bait than you.

48. A person is born, but as long as you live, you must live in the best way.

49. It doesn't matter whether you are confused or take the blame for a while. You are still you, and he is still him. A person who can't bear the blame can only be weak.

50. When you are alive, you don't have a good talk, a good career, and you don't care if you eat warm food all day, so it's different from animals.

5 1, what is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.

In other words, everyone is watching, gossiping about me behind my back, speaking ill of me, calling me a bad person and shameless, and you will be punished.

53. One day, when we are struck by lightning and run over by a car, we will feel sad if we scoop the body into a basin with a spoon.

From a distance, I thought you were a lady, but walking in really dazzled me. At your age, you should be a procuress, right?

I really don't want to be with those scheming people. I can't hide that I work harder than her, so I am sarcastic behind her back. You work harder than me.