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Dad said when he was learning to drive, advanced 30 articles.

1. I never thought that I learned to drive so slowly because I couldn't make an appointment for the exam. It's boring to be at home every day!

2. Touch porcelain dog, square dance, driving school coach 250.

3. "When you get your license and buy a car, be sure to drive to the training ground and show it to me, so that I can remember you. When I meet you driving on the road, I will stay away!"

I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

5. The examiner rushed out of the room and shouted at me with his fist: "Fail! ! ! Knocked down seven, how did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! A * * * six shots, where did you get seven shots? " Then the coach was lying there, too!

6. Learning to drive without words is really the most negative thing I have experienced since I was a child.

7. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

8. Learning to drive is too difficult. I'm going to be scolded to death. I am so poor, timid and cowardly.

9. I failed the exam of subject 2 twice. I want to give up because I am studying driving in other places. Please give me an advantage of not being able to drive.

10. I'm a little nervous, because I have to take subject 2 tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

1 1. It is not necessarily the boss who draws Chinese, but the driving school coach.

12. I failed the first exam. Coach: I don't blame your poor driving skills, but our coach is worthless.

13. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking subject 2, and the logic is broken.

14. I have to come here! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, and I'm inexplicably afraid to drive. My parents have been urging me to practice driving recently. I'm so annoyed.

15. You drove my Volkswagen out of the sound of a sports car!

16. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, and the dog drives better than you!

17. I was so nervous about the second exam that I turned the library upside down. ......

18. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: turn left around the island ahead, the students said: I understand, turn left around the island ahead, I turn around, the examiner said, get off, fail, the students don't understand. Can you let me die? The examiner said in a daze: you count how many times you turned before you turned around ~ ~

19. Everyone must pay more attention to safety when crossing the road in the future. Ben, who can ride a bike, began to learn to drive.

20. change it. I can't teach you.

2 1. Are you trying to kick me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

22. Thank you for giving me this time. I was very happy when I was in driving school, except waiting for the bus. Thank you for rejecting me, which makes me feel at ease and wishes you happiness.

23. About the beginning, there was also a "buddy who said he did it because he was nervous: the instrument was all right" and asked to get up. The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

24. Every word in the name of the freshman newspaper and the certificate obtained by the senior graduation is typed with tears.

25. I passed the exam in subject 2 and cried after the exam.

26. Others step on clutch, and I step on joys and sorrows.

27. When you went to driving school, you asked me to pray for you.

28. I am very happy to talk to you for so long today. Let's call it a day. I feel broken. I found that many friends will have exams tomorrow. I hope you can help.

29. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again." No way, the road is crooked!

The mood of learning to drive in a driving school is that you regret not learning to drive for three years and regret learning to drive for a lifetime.

1. The coach seems to have nothing else to say. What the coach often says is: fortunately, I don't have a heart attack, otherwise,

It is not necessarily the boss who paints Chinese, but it is entirely possible to be a driving school coach. .

3. Driving school coach: You go and buy me a bag of Chinese, and then hand it to me 10, saying remember to get the change back. Soon I was holding a China toothpaste and my 3 yuan change.

4, touch porcelain dog, square dance, driving school coach 250.

5, as the saying goes: dust to dust, soil to soil, don't mention the old mother when swearing: touching porcelain dogs, square dancing, driving school coach 250.

When you went to driving school, you asked me to pray for you.

7. I saw a car on the road in the morning, and a sign was posted behind the car, marking a sentence: driving school delisted, self-study.

8. Thank you for giving me this time. I was very happy when I was in driving school, except waiting for the bus. Thank you for rejecting me, which makes me feel at ease and wishes you happiness.

9. My friends wish me a smooth promotion in driving school subject 2 tomorrow, 3Q.

10, you have got the license plate and bought a car. You must drive to the training ground and let me have a look, so that I can remember you well. I will hide when I meet you driving on the road in the future!

1 1, I practiced piling again, and suddenly I heard the coach say: Where are you going? My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, where are you going to play? ! I'm nervous again, my phone is turned off and I'm depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.

12, step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

13, when driving fast, the coach said: Only when the courage of being an official is getting bigger and bigger and the courage of driving is getting smaller and smaller, you are an exception!

14, another time I heard the coach training the students: you can't learn like this, just understand for yourself! I'm still meditating. Me!

15, I'm rude, and I'm always noisy when I practice driving. The coach has been reading: Oh, after all the trouble, are you trying to unplug my steering wheel? Do you want me to get you a tank to drive?

16, in the summer, Anonymous took a road test. She kept looking down at the gear nervously and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous. She looked up at the front, reached for the gear and accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner said with a straight face, I won't buy your set!

17, when I learned to drive, I used an old pickup truck. A person in our group is a chef in our school and has great strength. Once when parking on the ramp, the coach said: You pull the brake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard. . . . As a result, the chef pulled the handbrake hard.

Coach: See that man? Trainee: I saw the coach: I killed him. Student: I dare not. Coach: I dare not. If you don't fucking brake, there is a piece of meat hanging on the steering wheel. Dogs can drive better than you!

19, a few days ago, my colleague learned to walk on the road. The coach told her to step on the gas. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out: where is the oil? Where is the oil? Make the coach happy: in the supermarket, there are vegetable oil and peanut oil. Which one do you want?

20. The examiner rushed out of the room and waved his fist at me and shouted: Fail! ! ! Knock down seven, how the fuck did you learn! I admit that I am a poor driver, but don't exaggerate! A * * * six bars, which come of seven bars? Then the coach was lying there, too!

I dream of practicing driving. Say it, sum up 30 articles.

I practiced driving in my dream. I'm here to learn driving again. I am confident that my life span is 200 years, and I will be a water hammer with a distance of 3,000 li.

Coach: Why are you tugging at the steering wheel? Do you want to take it home?

The ramp is too narrow. Turn the steering wheel left and right. The coach said, are you here to screen chaff or drive?

If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you leave later.

The coach shouted: Step on the gas! Sure enough, the car stopped. ......

6. I became completely invincible after learning to drive for three days: after all, those sunscreens were paid by mistake.

7. Get on the bus and get ready. It's just beginning. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

8. The examiner rushed out of the room and shouted at me with his fist: "Fail! ! ! Knocked down seven, how did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! A * * * six shots, where did you get seven shots? " Then the coach was lying there, too!

9. Why are you holding the steering wheel so hard? Should I drag it down and take it home?

10. The car was driving very fast. He said, "What are you driving so fast for? Is there any money ahead? " As he drove slowly, he said, "Are you still moving?"

1 1. After a long trip, the coach asked me to finish the test and practice the car. When I went downhill, I kept saying "Come on, come on". I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

12. I'm dying. I'm going to take subject two early tomorrow morning. I was going to practice driving today, but it rained heavily. Look at the weather It will also rain heavily tomorrow. ...

13. Are you trying to kick me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

14. I never thought that I learned to drive so slowly because I couldn't make an appointment for the exam. It's boring to be at home every day!

15. The fear that is dominated by driving practice every day feels that there is no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

A funny story about driving in a dream II 16. The coach often says, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise ..."

17. Remember to tell people not to install speakers for you when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

18. Everyone must pay more attention to safety when crossing the road in the future. Ben, who can ride a bike, began to learn to drive.

19. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again". No way, the road is crooked!

20. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

2 1. It's too difficult to learn to drive. I'm going to be scolded to death. I am so poor, so cowardly, so cowardly.

22. Every word in the name of the freshman newspaper and the certificate obtained by the senior graduation is typed with tears.

23. The classmate who practiced driving with me once stood up when braking!

24. When I was practicing driving, I heard a coach next to me training students:

25. I retaken the second exam twice, and the worst thing is that I died on a curve.

26. after the taxi, coach: change it, I can't teach you ~

27. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking subject 2, and the logic is broken.

28. The steering wheel killed the clutch and trampled it to death.

29. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

30. I am very happy to talk to you for so long today. Let's call it a day. I feel broken. I found that there are many friends in the exam tomorrow. I hope you can help.

Talking about the mood of learning to drive in a driving school, I regret not learning to drive for three years, and I regret learning to drive for a lifetime.

1, it seems that the coach can't say anything else. The coach's most common sentence is: fortunately, I don't have a heart attack, or 2. It is not necessarily the boss who draws Chinese, but the driving school coach. .

3. Driving school coach: You go and buy me a bag of Chinese, and then hand it to me 10, saying remember to get the change back. Soon I was holding a China toothpaste and my 3 yuan change.

4, touch porcelain dog, square dance, driving school coach 250.

5, as the saying goes: dust to dust, soil to soil, don't mention the old mother when swearing: touching porcelain dogs, square dancing, driving school coach 250.

When you went to driving school, you asked me to pray for you.

7. I saw a car on the road in the morning, and put a sign on the back of the car, marking a sentence: driving school delisted, self-study.

8. Thank you for giving me this time. I was very happy when I was in driving school, except waiting for the bus. Thank you for rejecting me, which makes me feel at ease and wishes you happiness.

9. My friends wish me a smooth promotion in driving school subject 2 tomorrow, 3Q.

10, you have got the license plate and bought a car. You must drive to the training ground and let me have a look, so that I can remember you well. I will hide when I meet you driving on the road in the future!

1 1, I practiced piling again, and suddenly I heard the coach say: Where are you going? My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, where are you going to play? ! I'm nervous again, my phone is turned off and I'm depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.

12, step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

13, when driving fast, the coach said: Only when the courage of being an official is getting bigger and bigger and the courage of driving is getting smaller and smaller, you are an exception!

14, another time I heard the coach training the students: you can't learn like this, just understand for yourself! I'm still meditating. Me!

15, I'm rude, and I'm always noisy when I practice driving. The coach has been reading: Oh, after all the trouble, are you trying to unplug my steering wheel? Do you want me to get you a tank to drive?

16, in the summer, Anonymous took a road test. She kept looking down at the gear nervously and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous. She looked up at the front, reached for the gear and accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner said with a straight face, I won't buy your set!

17, when I learned to drive, I used an old pickup truck. A person in our group is a chef in our school and has great strength. Once when parking on the ramp, the coach said: You pull the brake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard. . . . As a result, the chef pulled the handbrake hard.

Coach: See that man? Trainee: I saw the coach: I killed him. Student: I dare not. Coach: I dare not. If you don't fucking brake, there is a piece of meat hanging on the steering wheel. Dogs can drive better than you!

19, a few days ago, my colleague learned to walk on the road. The coach told her to step on the gas. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out: where is the oil? Where is the oil? Make the coach happy: in the supermarket, there are vegetable oil and peanut oil. Which one do you want?

20. The examiner rushed out of the room and waved his fist at me and shouted: Fail! ! ! Knock down seven, how the fuck did you learn! I admit that I am a poor driver, but don't exaggerate! A * * * six bars, which come of seven bars? Then the coach was lying there, too!