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How did everyone teach Jin Mao a lesson?
Be a good boy from primary school. You should go to the pet store and buy a love bat, which is a stick specially used to beat pets. Don't hit the femoral part of the leg, it's better to hit the back. Once the dog bites you, you should punish it immediately. If you don't get rid of bad habits when you are young, it will be more difficult for him to get rid of them when he grows up, and he will become a devil when he grows up. Dogs, like children, teach their masters to be more patient. Dogs are never wrong. If you don't teach them well, it's the master's fault. You should establish your master's leading position and don't spoil him too much. On the other hand, if you listen to him, he will think he is your boss.
A bosom friend in the sun.
I was a devil when I was a child, and an angel when I grew up.
When I was a child, my golden hair was very cute, with a sunny golden fur, black eyes and a black nose, and drooping delicate ears! Looking at their bright and pure eyes, you can't help but forget all the troubles and ugliness in the world and become soft inside. At this intoxicating moment, I can't help but remind everyone responsibly not to be deceived by my harmless appearance.
When I was a child, the golden retriever was actually a real naughty boy, and their destructive power often exceeded your imagination. They will cling to the sofa and your bed. It is common to bite flowers and furniture. It is also one of their favorite things to hollow out the sofa and scratch the wall. When coming home from work, there may be shit all over the floor and a newspaper all over the floor ... When holding a favorite toy (maybe your slippers) or a new game prop, its eyes will glow and it will be happy to forget who it is. They will hold the toy with their front feet, or bite the toy with their teeth and shake it from side to side. Sometimes I drool or stand up excitedly, and my movements are very unsightly. Your best reaction at this time is to pretend not to see it.
As the owner of a little golden retriever, you should be mentally prepared to take care of and train them, so that they can fully show their essence and potential. A well-trained adult golden retriever, they will be your gentlest, most loyal, closest and closest companions.
Friendly and cordial
In the eyes of Jin Mao, everyone is a good person. It seems that there is a factor of trusting human beings in their nature, and they are generally not hostile to other dogs, which is why they have always been popular customers of veterinarians and pet groomers. Old people, children and golden retrievers are like a natural couple, and most golden retrievers are happy to accompany the old people or children. They are like happiness and loyalty wrapped in golden sunshine. They love their families and the disabled deeply.
Golden retrievers are more unsuitable as watchdogs than ordinary dogs. Although their huge size and loud cries may scare some intruders, they are very friendly and willing to hold anything for human beings, even the flashlights of intruders. However, it is not impossible to train them into guard dogs. Because they are smart and always full of desire to learn.
Eat for the sky.
Golden retrievers are generally friendly and gentle, except when eating. Under normal circumstances, they always act like they don't have enough to eat. After eating a lot of food, they still look at their master eagerly. They scramble to eat almost everything, including scraps of paper; Many times when they go out, they eat all the leaves when they see them on the road. When they see someone holding a bag, they want to follow, because they think there is food in it. Because they always look like a hungry ghost reborn, the owner who takes the dog out must be prepared to be mistaken for dog abuse by others.
Of course, it's not a bad thing that golden retrievers can eat. Dogs that love to eat are always better trained than dogs that are not greedy. But as its owner, we must pay attention to controlling the dog's food intake and exercise, otherwise the dog's obesity will cause many diseases.
Smart and trainable
Many people are willing to swear that Golden Retriever is smart, and the fact also proves that Golden Retriever is a high-level IQ compared with other dog breeds. Research shows that the IQ of Golden Retriever is equivalent to that of the world-famous Labrador retriever-reaching the intelligence of human beings at the age of 8.
This high IQ and closeness to human beings make Jin Mao extremely obedient. After hearing five new instructions, the golden retriever's probability of obeying them is over 95%. In addition, even if the owner is far away, he will respond within a few seconds after hearing the instructions.
Golden retrievers are always good at helping people in trouble. They have a peculiar ability to realize people's difficulties and help them get out of trouble, and sometimes even try their best to save people in ways beyond human imagination.
How to be a leader in a dog's heart
This article is about how to make our dog owners become the leaders in the hearts of dogs, that is, dog heads! !
We feed the dog, bathe the dog, nurse the dog, treat the dog, help the dog find a partner, give our love to the dog, and the dog will love us for life! But! ! But! ! But! ! This does not mean that dogs will respect us and expect us. Take people as an example. A friend of mine is very filial and loves his parents very much, but he seldom obeys his parents' orders because his parents' views are really out of date and incorrect. Imagine a worker's parents telling his doctor's son how to deal with his paper, and his doctor's son will definitely disagree. In other words: "Dogs know what you know and what you don't know." Therefore, parents should be cautious when supervising dogs.
Next, I want to discuss with you how to make our human owners become the team leaders of dogs, or how to let dogs know that we are the real bosses! This problem is directly related to the dog's obedience to our orders. On the other hand, being the leader in the dog's mind is an important prerequisite for the correct training of dogs!
As we all know, dogs are social animals. After tens of thousands of years of evolution, dogs have been integrated into our lives and become a part of our lives. Once again, from another perspective, we have become an important part of dog life. Compared with other animals, human beings are far more important in the life of dogs than other animals. No other animal is as dependent on humans as dogs! So the dog may regard us as his leader, and it is entirely possible for him to regard himself as our leader! ! Their nature determines that they don't need strong force to make them obey their leaders. If they think you are their leader, their obedience to you can be said to be completely unconditional! Moreover, in fact, the excessive persuasion and education of some owners has changed from a demonstration of leaders to a lesson for subordinates. In the eyes of dogs, such a master is not a leader but an attacker, and obedience can only be enforced by force, which leads some dogs to absolutely disobey when their owners ask questions within their power! Because they know you can't reach them!
Most dog lovers are concerned about how to train dogs, such as how to train dogs to poop, how to train dogs to patrol, how to train dogs to sit, how to train dogs to learn some tips and so on. But they don't care about how to be a dog leader. It's like parents always want their children to learn piano, English and XXXXX, but it seems that few parents' homework has become a safe haven for children to trust, expect and rely on. . This situation often leads to slow learning of dogs, and the owner doubts the IQ of dogs. In fact, dogs don't want to obey your orders, and dogs don't agree with your leadership. Just like a child who doesn't want to listen to his parents, he always goes against them. Some people say that this is a rebellious period for children, but I absolutely disagree. Children's rebellion is caused by parents! The dog's rebellion is also caused by the owner! ! !
I think the latter is more suitable for treating puppies or puppies who have just entered your home, and maybe it is also helpful for adult dogs who have just changed their homes. I dare not say how effective it is for dogs in other environments or conditions. This complaint also sums up my views on dog training. After all, a person's perspective is limited. I hope that friends with other brilliant ideas can also teach me other perspectives and experiences!
Sometimes dog owners will find that dogs suddenly have some bad habits when they are in contact with people or when they live at home, or they will develop some bad habits bit by bit. Some of these dogs have been raised by their owners since childhood, and some have come home as adults. I think dogs have these bad habits because of "the wrong behavior of the owner's attitude towards dogs" or some problems in the relationship between the owner and the dog! !
Dogs are different from people. In my experience, people always say that history is the mirror of the future, and look for ways to solve the problems that appear now from history. Yes, but this view does not necessarily apply to animals other than people. Of course, it refers to a specific animal: a dog! !
Generally speaking, people will look for solutions from past experience when they encounter problems, while dogs will look for solutions from instinct when they encounter problems. I talked about the instinct of dogs here. What is the dog's instinct? I think the nature of social animals is the instinct of dogs. Dogs, for example, know that there must be a leader in a group without teaching. If there are only two people, then the dog will think that if you are not the leader, it must be me! This is instinct, the instinct to find a leader, there will be no saying that two dogs are equal together! This is not the result of dog's acquired learning, but instinct! Born!
Let's start with the attitude towards dogs. Many people treat dogs as people and pets. In other words, he defined the owner and the dog as human beings and advanced animals, and the dog was just an animal for pets to entertain the owner. This is good, because if you make this definition, people will be relaxed, because you don't have any expectations for dogs, as long as you can see your dog wagging its tail at you when you need to see it. In this attitude, it is impossible to train dogs. There are also some owners who treat their pets as their own children and dogs as children. They eat, sleep, urinate, get married, have children, everything! I used to advocate this, but now I have changed it. I think if you expect your dog to treat you as a leader, then you should treat your dog not as a child, but as a member of your family group, that is, a real social group. Haha ~ the dog has become a member of your living community, and you have become the leader of this living community! I want to extend it. Even in real life, Nepal must find that the person with the most leadership ability in a company or a team is definitely not a nanny in kindergarten. Being a dog nanny can't get the respect of dogs!
Speaking of how to establish the relationship between people and dogs as leaders and being led, this is a kind of training, but it is completely different from how to train dogs to sit, come and stop! Here is how to live with dogs, how to control your own dogs, how to make a new dog a member of the family group, how to let a dog know his position in the family group and so on. If you find that the dog has some problems in family life, it is not too late to mend it.
It can be said that keeping a dog is a human privilege. If one day you can feel that the dog loves you deeply, that the dog gives you everything unconditionally, and that you can happily treat the dog as a member of your life group, then you will be obsessed with living with the dog for the rest of your life, which is simply drug abuse. . . So if you don't want to be attracted by dogs, friends should pay attention to keeping a certain distance from dogs! ! !
When you decide to get a dog, or when you start to pay attention to dogs, you will find that everyone has many different views on how to get a dog and how to train a dog. This view is even regional. For example, in Beijing, it is often said that dogs should be fed wildly when they are young, but in our hometown, it is said that dogs can never be fed enough. . . Even if you go to some pet shops, the dog-hunting school will find many similar but different or completely different instructions! I don't know who is right or wrong, but I know that there are no two identical eggs and absolutely no two identical dogs in the world, just like there are no two identical owners, so how to train dogs should be taught in accordance with their aptitude, and we can't generalize. This statement will definitely make people dizzy ~ so how to train dogs? The answer is: understand dogs first. If you know that your brother loves Sugar-Coated Berry and can't walk at the sight of Sugar-Coated Berry, will you know that if there is a Sugar-Coated Berry stall in front of you, you have to make a detour, either buy it for him or beat him up and take your brother away? And if you know dogs as well as your brothers, how can you train them? I think you can also invent the best training method for your dog in the world! !
Before training a new dog in your home, there are several important rules that trainers need to know.
No matter how old your new dog is, what breed your dog is, whether it is big or small, where your dog comes from, what kind of background it has, whether it has been trained or not, it takes a process and a period of time for this dog to enter a new group. There are many ways to introduce dogs into family life, so I won't talk about it here.
If you expect to have a family dog or you don't have much time to let the dog run around, you should have a dog cage. At first, they won't like being locked up, but they will learn to accept it. I put a box of dog toys next to my dog cage. Every time I call my dog into the cage, I will throw some toys to the dogs in the cage. I will feed them all into the cage! In this way, over time, the order for the dog to enter the cage will be automatically executed. If you scream when ordering the dog into the cage, mixed with punching, kicking and pulling with your hands, it will only make the dog hysterical! As hysterical as you! ! !
Some dogs are bitter and noisy after being locked up. It will be very useful to give them a very bite-resistant dog glue, or it will be useful to wrap the cage with cloth so that they can't see outside. It's no use bullying and scolding dogs at this time.
First week
In the first two weeks of the dog's new home, the only time for the dog to move outside the cage is when you want to take the dog out for a walk, and I also lead the dog with a belt, which means that the dog is basically not free in the first few weeks! During this time, I will never train my dog to learn any skills until the dog knows that I am the boss, not others! Some people will say it's cruel, but it only takes you and your dog 1-2 weeks to get a happy life and be safe all your life. It's like a high school student taking 1 10 sleeping pills for love. You said it was cruel to defecate and lavage his stomach. Don't lavage his stomach? Haha ~ ~ I always like to use disgusting things as examples! !
This practice is really important for dogs. The rules of dogs are simple, unlike people. Every dog knows that either you listen to your leader or the leaders of our city listen to me. Absolutely no one is smart enough to face another thing behind one thing, accept it with an open mind and resolutely not change anything ~
Of course, during the period of 1 and 2 weeks when the dog is locked up, you should give the dog a very important training, that is, let the dog know that only by doing the right thing can you let the dog out, so this part is not discussed here. . If we tell all this, then this thing will spread out and say it will kill me. . I can't finish it in three days.
In fact, it usually takes several week dog to accept your home as its new home. The older you get, the longer it takes, and there is not much difference within 6 months. If the dog is not the first time to change owners, the adaptation period will be shorter.
In fact, there is a highly related theme in this part, that is, how to make a dog be an obedient dog when people are not at home. As above, I won't talk about it here, but I want to say that the longer you take care of the dog, the more helpful it will be for the dog to be an obedient baby when it is independent.
When your dog is in a cage, it will observe the subtle relationship between family members, learn how to live in your family and learn how to get along with your family members. Put some toys near the cage. When family members pass by the cage, they can pick up a toy and throw it to the dog, but absolutely make sure that no one will let the dog out.
For a new dog owner, I want to say, you don't know how much influence dogs' social habits have on them! ~ So it is emphasized here that being a dog leader is the right way to raise a dog, not a dog nanny! Many people think that dog training is to correct the dog when it does something wrong, and it will get better over time. This is ridiculous. Just talk to people who want to teach dogs to go to the toilet for a few years, and you will understand. . That's definitely not the right argument! Of course, from another perspective, when the dog does something wrong, you can show the dog that you are the boss and only listen to you, but this will sometimes damage the dog's trust and dependence on you. And there are better and more effective ways to let dogs know who the real boss is, so why use other methods?
Using a dog cage is the first step to establish your leadership position. If you take care of dogs, you may be as cruel as dogs. You are wrong. If it is you who takes the dog out for a walk every day, then in the dog's memory, you are the one who rescued it from the closed cage, and the dog will love you to death ~ ~ At the same time, they will find that you also have the right to keep them in the cage and obey you! And from a certain point of view, it is not necessarily bad for dogs to live in cages. Dogs sleep 15- 16 hours a day, only 8 hours a day. Big dogs also like to sleep, so dogs usually sleep in cages every day!
The second part, which I call basic training, mainly includes establishing the dog's dependence on you and your control over the dog. This part does not train some skills of dogs, but only makes your leadership over dogs more stable, and our article mainly talks about how to become a dog leader, not the skill training part. Some people ignore this part of training, or skip this part of training and train their skills directly. My personal experience tells me. . There are many sequelae like that. Really a lot! ! This part can be said to be the law that a dog should follow in daily life, and live in your whole life for 24 hours. This is the part that he must obey, just as we must obey the law.
Everyone can learn some skills, such as sitting, coming and lying down, through tough dog leash or training with fists and feet. If you train your puppy like this, the consequences will be reflected in your and your dog's later life. In fact, many people will use this method when training dogs, because it is the fastest and effective method, and it doesn't take time to cultivate dogs' feelings, so they will go directly to the theme, but the dogs trained in this way often have unstable relations with their owners. Simply put, dogs won't be dead set on you.
I use my time to train dogs. I have my own method of training dogs, which has always been effective. Some people do not agree with my training methods. It should be said that my method must have some limitations. I compared other people's methods and found that his method is also quite good, but it also has certain limitations. I'm here to talk about my method for your reference. I hope everyone can correctly and objectively look at the advantages and disadvantages of my method.
When a new dog comes to my house, after 1-2 weeks of cage training, I will start the second step, controlling the dog 24 hours a day. In other words, everything the dog does must be approved by me. If I don't like something, I will stop it at once, but I won't say that I like it in my bed today and I won't like it tomorrow, which shows that I have a policy on dogs. Once made, it will not change, so once the dog knows what not to do, there will be no doubt. If you change the rules frequently, it will lead to the dog's confusion in judging your rules.
Some people say that being too exclusive will make dogs have no personality at all, but look at the army. In the military career of a military friend of mine, all behaviors from getting up early to going to bed every day are disciplined, which means that everything else is strictly restricted. Our country used the same strategy to our people's army as I did to my dog. . And it works. It can be said that the whole world is using the same strategy. So this side rate should be the best! ! I don't mean to belittle the country and the army here! !
And always drag the dog with a leash when walking the dog, which is telling the dog that it is the object of 24-hour control. . This does not mean that dogs should be controlled all their lives, but that dogs should be taught to obey before they learn to obey. Of course, my method is only for people who want their dogs to learn to obey. If there is no such requirement for dogs, there is absolutely no need to go through such a process.
Third, let the dog know that you love him.
Every day, I will spend some time with each of my dogs. I will gently touch them with my hands and let them lean against me. In social animals, this behavior is a bond to enhance trust between them. Besides, for dogs, they really know right from wrong. In their eyes, there are only two choices, so when you want to express your love for dogs, don't interfere with their behavior. If you have to do this, pause this gentle and friendly exchange for a few minutes.
Finally, some suggestions should be paid attention to in survival. . That is, the basic training of dogs permeates into life.
Keep your family away from your dog. If you want your dog to be your pet, and you don't want your dog to get close to anyone, you must be careful not to let strangers imitate your dog. This will make the dog alert to strangers and will not be easily taken away by strangers. . .
When you and your dog pass any door, be sure to let the dog walk behind you. Don't let him walk before you. Crossing the road is the same. You can train this anywhere with a door. You can open the door and let the dog pass. If the dog catches it, you can watch the door gently. The door may hit the dog's head or pinch it, but it won't hurt very much. So the dog will learn the first part and walk behind you several times, and then you will close the door.
At home, don't let the dog walk around casually, step by step, and even stop the dog from moving around at home, and go into the cage when you get home. Many boys will disapprove or even object. I'm not saying that dogs will never be allowed to move at home, but wait until you find that dogs have been paying attention to your every move, instead of waiting for everyone to see police dogs. A police dog always looks at its owner. Only if the dog has such a performance can it show that the dog has established a good leadership relationship and quilt with you.
At first, let the dog move at home. First, use a leash to fix the dog near a certain point, close to you. In a few days, if you behave well, let him wear a leash but don't fix it at a fixed point. Finally, I can completely trust the dog to walk around the house at will. This is a relatively mild process.
Play games with dogs, it is best to play games with dogs when they object to something, so that dogs know that toys are yours, not dogs', and you can only play them if you let them play with them!
During the competition, it is forbidden to jump on people. The dogs in Xiaoyu1February are not suitable for long-distance running, or jumping, swimming and walking are all good exercises for dogs.
It is strongly recommended to use a leash when walking until there is an absolutely safe place for the dog to play at will, but this process should be completely under the control of the owner.
Feeding: I suggest that only the owner can feed, and others can't, but for those of us who have dogs in the city, this seems very difficult to do! !
After the above training, you will find that your dog is more obedient than other dogs. Yes, correct basic training will make you the core of dog life. These are the basis for training any skill. It seems that the dog has learned nothing, but the dog knows that it already knows how to survive in your life group.
Looking back, so many words don't seem to explain clearly how to train correctly and what the specific steps are. Yes, the basic training of dogs is integrated into your daily methods and attitudes towards dogs. This is the basic skill of finding a dog, not the fancy action of walking.
I hope friends who like dog training like it.
Generally speaking, some of these methods are very unpleasant, even I feel bad, not to mention that many people love dogs more than their husbands! ! However, if you want to train a good dog, you really have to sacrifice a lot of things, just like many geniuses sacrifice their childhood for some career achievements. Many of these things are based on the training methods of military dogs, so if you don't expect dogs to have the ability of military dogs, they are not applicable. Write them down and let his family listen to different training methods, good or bad, but you don't need to think about them when using them. . . I hope everyone understands.
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