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Winter vacation holiday talk collection

1. The meaning of a holiday is a morning when you can’t afford it, a late night when you can’t sleep, and a day when you can’t go out.

2. Since the holiday, there has been no news from my roommates, they have not sent any updates, and they have not spoken in the group. I am so worried about them, just like a farmer worried about losing a pig at home.

3. We are on winter vacation, so happy. Because there are a few days during the winter vacation to celebrate the New Year, we can receive New Year's money, so we are very happy.

4. I discovered after vacation that only those who love you will keep in touch with you.

5. "We are on vacation, are you excited?" "Well, homework will make you more excited!"

6. We are on winter vacation, and I am happy and worried. What's nice is that I can have fun during the holidays, but what's worrying is that there are still a lot of winter vacation homework waiting for me to do.

7. The winter vacation is finally here. I am so happy. I look forward to the winter vacation every day, and this day has finally come.

8. During the winter vacation, I can’t get up in the morning and can’t fall asleep at night. The night owl mode has been activated.

9. Before Mr. Winter Vacation passed away, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: "Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me."

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10. My winter vacation homework is like a bunch of concubines vying for favor and can’t wait to sleep with me. But since the winter vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about Tencent and Sina, and I have not even stepped into the harem.

11. Alas, winter vacation is also a pain? But I just like this pain.

12. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "It expands with heat and shrinks with cold." "Then why do you have the same amount of homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

13. Winter vacation is coming soon, and there will be piles of homework again. What is the concept of winter vacation homework: we write for a month, and the teacher writes a review.

14. Winter vacation is my beauty, and summer vacation is my beauty. Why are you the light bulb between us?

15. The winter vacation lasts only 20 days. These days, it takes 33 days to even fall in love.

16. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress called Winter Vacation Homework.

17. After a month of winter vacation, I copied my homework for a day. The teacher glanced at it and I knelt down during the exam.

18. "What is the most sadistic love triangle in the world?" "I like winter vacation, winter vacation likes homework, and homework likes me!"

19. "Use one sentence. Describe your winter vacation. "You can't pass the fifteenth day of the first year of junior high school!"

20. I may not be online recently. Don't think that I am dead. I am just going to make up for my pile of winter vacation homework. .