Weibo commented on the super-high nonsense literature.

Weibo comments on literary articles with high nonsense 1. The crab was alive before it died.

If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

3. Every 60 seconds wasted in life, 1 minute passes.

If you look white, you are not black.

If what you said is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

6. Even if King Lao Tzu comes, it will be King Lao Tzu.

7. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

9. It's not just nonsense, it's just nonsense.

10. My family lost two cows, one white and the other white.

1 1. I have never had a boyfriend about being single.

12. When you are free, you are free.

13. I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

14. Don't eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

15. I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

16. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

17.99% people don't know the correct skin care sequence, and only 1% people know the correct skin care sequence.

18. You look good if you are not ugly.

19. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

20. I'll just say a few words about this, as long as you understand. In short, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it, but that's what it means. You don't have to guess if you don't know. This kind of thing is more common. I just want to say that I know everything. If I don't know, I won't explain much. After all, it's good to know.

Weibo commented on the second piece of nonsense literature, 2 1. If you are right, you should be right.

22. If I can understand, I won't.

23. I am extremely angry!

24. I woke up and found that I woke up.

25. I found it when I found it.

26. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

28. If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.

29. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

30. What is said here is the same as what is said.

3 1. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

33. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg than those who don't.

Do you know why you hate tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

It is shocking that a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

38. Eat a rice while eating, and you will find a rice missing from the bowl.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

40. Research shows that when your left face is hit, your right face will not be injured.

Weibo's comments praised the nonsense literature, the third chapter 4 1. You must close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

42. I have a good job, but it's a bit bad.

43. If there is love in heaven, the right path on earth is the right path.

44. I found the law of stocks! It is either up or down.

45. You are also a smart man. You know what I know.

46. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

47. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

48. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

49. People who are really good-looking are beautiful.

If he's going to jail for ten years, he'll never get out.

5 1. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to eating 20 bowls of rice.

52. If I guess right, I should guess right.

53. What can I say? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

55. According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old, were only 12 years old four years ago, but none of them lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

56. When you finish reading this sentence, it will be over.

57. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

58. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

59. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

60. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

Weibo praised the super funny homophonic terrier (a collection of 59 sentences)

Weibo praised the super funny homophonic article 1. What would you do even if I didn't hear from you?

2. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity to knock my knee. Did you hear that?

There is a piece of glass, and I am a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

4. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.

I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

7. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

8. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

10. Both shrimp and mussel got 100 points. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What's so great about you?"

1 1. I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

12. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Asu was eating, she spoiled: Hello.

13. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

14. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

15. I heard that watching martial arts movies can reduce weight, because it often says that you are as thin as death.

16. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was English or American, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

17. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

18. Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi".

19. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

20. Don't look for me when you are in love. What are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.

Weibo praised the hilarious homophonic part 2 1. Now the future is really tight: masks are tight, clothes are tight, and trousers are tight.

22. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

25. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

26. One day, I died while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road. Did you hear that? Put it down.

27. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he likes wearing Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, because wearing it for a long time will make you feel safe.

28. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

29. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

30. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

3 1. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

32. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

33. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

34. If we don't talk about love, what should we talk about, crow's feet?

35. My old colleague signed "God is a girl" and I asked him why he was so literary. He said it was called "unfair heaven".

36. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

38. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

39. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

40. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

Weibo praised the hilarious homophonic terrier in the third chapter 4 1. I grew up short or short or short or short or short. Did you hear me? Still love me?

42. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

43. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

45. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yes, why did you give up?

46. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

47. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

48. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

49. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

50. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

5 1. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

52. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

54. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

55. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?

56. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

57. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

58. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

59. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

The latest Tik Tok blogger's nonsense literature output golden sentences

The latest Tik Tok blogger's nonsense literature output sentence 1 1. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

2. Yes, it's just a little rotten, but it's also good. It's a pity that it's not good for me, but it's too good. It doesn't reflect a bad feeling, so it's relatively bad. Overall, it's good, but the shortcomings are a little bad.

3. Jump from 18 floor. If there is no accident, there will be accidents.

4. Well, it depends on the specific situation.

Tomorrow's weather can be known through tomorrow's weather forecast.

6. Listen to you and study for ten years.

7. For a threesome, there must be three.

8. This hand is the size of a palm.

9. Every minute you breathe, you will lose a minute of your life.

10. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

1 1. You put it with me.

12. When people can't stretch out, they often can't stretch out.

13. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

14. If this sentence is useful at all, it is useless at all.

15. If what you say is right, it should be right.

16. Pro-test high-efficiency sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

17. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.

18. I haven't had a boyfriend for this single thing.

19. If I am not mistaken, I must be right.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

The latest Tik Tok blogger nonsense literary output golden sentence II 2 1. If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

23. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?

24. Who would have thought his height 180cm when he stood up?

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

26. If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

27. I am extremely angry!

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

29. Ten years is ambiguous, and five years is ambiguous.

30. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

3 1. I want to talk when you say that.

32.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

33. Young man, don't be too young.

34. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

36. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

I was awake before I fell asleep.

38. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.

39. Don't eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

40. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

Zhihu boasted a lot of nonsense about literary classics.

Zhihu praised a lot of nonsense, classic literary quotations (I) 1. You must close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.

3. I found that all the good-looking girls are beautiful.

Your chain can only be held at the critical moment.

This sweet potato smells like tomato.

6. I used to be particularly angry when I was particularly angry.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

8. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.

9. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.

10. If you look white, it's not black.

1 1. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

12. If you have no date, you should still be single.

13. Being good-looking is not so ugly.

14. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.

15. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

16. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

17. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

18. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

19. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

20. If you are alive, you are not dead.

Zhihu praised a bunch of nonsense literary masterpieces (Part II) 2 1. Why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

22. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

23. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

24. Persuading everyone not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

25. No one who is awake now should fall asleep.

Aside from the content, what you said is quite reasonable.

27. If you fall from the upstairs of 100 floor, you should have an accident if you don't have an accident.

28. You will find that what is said in nonsense literature is nonsense.

29. If you are not ugly, you look beautiful.

30. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

3 1. The young man's face value is really good, and his temperament is outstanding and charming, especially his eyes, no more or less, just two.

32. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

33. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese.

The last time I met you was the last time.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

The last time I saw such a speech was the last time.

I was awake before I fell asleep.

38. If you can see things, you are not blind.

39. If you say so, you can't say so.

40. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

Zhihu praised a bunch of nonsense literary classics (Chapter 3) 4 1. I'm so angry that I'm so angry!

42. Do you know that every 60 seconds you breathe, one minute passes?

We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wing

44. Except for your advantages, you are all shortcomings.

45. This hand is the size of a palm.

46. Morning shock! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

47. If I didn't guess wrong, I must have guessed right.

48. Everyone knows that you are beautiful and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

49. As we all know, swallows are very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

50. I am just a little fat, or I am thin.

5 1 .7 days, such as every other week.

52. The stock law has been found, either rising or falling.

53. When you are full, you are not hungry.

54. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

55. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

56. It was alive before it died.

57. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

58. I am extremely angry!

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

60. The video is quite short, but a little long.

Nonsense. Literary quotations are funny.

Nonsense, literary quotations, funny articles-1. You're alive but not dead.

When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

I don't know what to say every time.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

5. People will die when they die.

6. When people can't stretch out, they often can't stretch out.

7. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, the other is jujube.

9. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

10. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

1 1. He will go to prison for ten years, and he can't get out in ten years.

12. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

13. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.

14. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

15. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

16. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

17. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

18. People who have no partners should still be single.

19. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

20. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

Nonsense, literary quotations are funny. Part II 2 1. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

22. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

23. I'm fine when I'm not cooking.

24. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

25. unsuccessful! That's a failure!

26. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.

27. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

28. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

29. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

3 1. When you hear this, you will hear this.

32. I haven't seen you for seven days, such as every other week.

33. People who are really good-looking are beautiful.

34. People who stayed up so late should not have slept yet.

The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

37. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

Do you know why you hate tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

39. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

40. People can't stretch when they can't.

Nonsense, literary quotations, funny articles 3 4 1. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

42. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes after 10 days.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

44. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

45. If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

46. Listening to your fart is just like listening.

47. Is the deceased injured?

48. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

49. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

50. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

5 1. You can do it! Unless you can't

52. Before it dies, it should be alive.

53. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

54. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.

55. My family lost two cows, one is white and the other is white.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

As an experienced person, I have come.

58. Every day is the same as usual.

59. If you look white, you won't be black.

60. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

Learning and using nonsense literature.

Learn to use nonsense literature (I) 1. Everything delicious is especially delicious.

2. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.

Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

4. Well, it depends on the specific situation.

5. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, Zhou Yu hit him, and Huang Gai was beaten.

6. You look good if you are not ugly.

7. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

8. In fact, when it is not annoying, it can still be pleasing.

9. I will live to death.

10. I don't know what to say every time.

1 1. The video is quite short, but a little long.

12. If I don't talk, I just don't talk.

13. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

14. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

15. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?

16. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

17. The stone is very hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

18. Have you noticed that summer is much hotter than winter?

19. People can't stretch when they can't.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

Learn and use nonsense literature (2)1. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

22. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

23. When people can't stretch out, they often can't.

If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

25. Young people, don't be too young.

26. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves are pushed by the back waves.

27. I woke up and found that I woke up.

28. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

29. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

30. I have never had a boyfriend about being single.

3 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

32. The last time you say this sentence is the last time.

33. You look as if you are eating.

According to statistics, all those born out of wedlock are women.

35. If you jump from the tenth floor, nothing should happen.

36. It's a good job. It's not bad, but it's not bad. It's a pity that it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect a bad feeling, so it's a bit bad. On the whole, it's still good, but the disadvantage is that it's a bit bad.

37. I found myself heavy after eating it. So I'm full and weighed.

38. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

39. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.

40. The milk I drink smells like milk.

Learning Wulitou Literature (3) 4 1. If you don't have a date, you should still be single.

42. If you are right, you should be right.

43. Who would have thought his height 180cm when he stood up?

44. I didn't do anything today, but I worked hard.

45. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

46. One minute on stage, 60 seconds off stage.

47. If you have some skills, you won't have none at all.

48. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

49. Luck is luck.

50. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

52. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

53. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

54. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.

55. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.

56. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

57. Ginger is still old.

58. If you can see, you are not blind.

59. We will know tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

60. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.