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Series of sitcoms in obstetrics and gynecology hospital
Patient: Aunt Zhou, who is humorous and cheerful, is bent on finding a girlfriend for her son.
Nurse: Young, lively, understanding and good at chatting.
Dr. Hu: The attending doctor in the hospital is excellent in medical skills, dedicated, gentle and kind.
Patient (calling his son): My handsome son, I am in the hospital with your father. Come and have a look after work.
(voiceover): Mom, what's wrong with you? You were fine the other day.
Patient: I don't care about your mother. Come here after work.
(voiceover): Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Patient (lying in bed, holding his waist): Ouch, my old waist, ouch, at a certain age, this body is not as good as before, ouch.
Nurse (called in): Hey, Aunt Zhou, what are you doing here?
Patient (proud face): Who should I call aunt in my little girl film? Although I can't compare with the contemporary beautiful little beauty, I won't wronged you to call me sister. Hey, come here, let me ask you something. Is your doctor Hu still single?
Nurse: Aunt Zhou, you think this is a place for gossip. Tell me what's wrong with you and I'll show you.
Patient: No, I don't want you to see it if you don't talk to me. I want Dr. Hu to show me.
Nurse: Dr. Hu is too busy to come over. Leave this small matter to me.
Patient: (angry face) No, I want to see Dr. Hu.
Nurse (looking at the patient's information): You are not sick here. What are you doing lying here?
Patient: Little girl, you don't know, I have a heart attack. Can you tell from two or three pages in your hand?
Nurse: (with interest) Aunt Zhou, I can't see that you have a heart attack.
Patient: Alas, I am in my fifties and have no grandchildren ... Alas.
Nurse: Didn't your son just return to China?
Patient: Yes, yes, there are people in their thirties. They also said that they had no intention of getting married and their mother didn't want it. What can we do if we concentrate on our work? The only Xin Wei in our family doesn't care. As far as my son is concerned, he is cheerful and easy to get along with, and he doesn't go whoring or gambling. He worked hard to make money when he was young, but he never fell in love. So far, he is still alone. Some people call him a single aristocrat, hahaha,
Nurse: Please, I haven't seen it. You're right, but what does this have to do with you pretending to be sick here?
Patient: Little girl, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand the film. I think Dr. Hu is quite good. I told my son to come over later and let them look at each other.
Nurse: Aunt Zhou, you can forget it. Dr. Hu doesn't look like a man with feelings. People are absorbed in their work. That handsome boy can't get into her eyes I think she is becoming more and more obsessed with studying medicine. Even eight cows can't go back. It's probably the life of a leftover woman.
Patient: I don't know until I try. I secretly calculated their eight characters the other day. Guess what?
Nurse: What?
Patient: Hey, it's closed. Besides, there are countless strange things now. Kittens dare to secretly love mice. Pick up their mobile phones and look around. They are all owners.
Dr. Hu: (enters the door) Hey, Xiaomei, you're here. Hey, Aunt Zhou, what's wrong with you?
Nurse: Ah, Dr. Hu, I'm here to chat with him.
Patient: Hey, Dr. Hu, it relapsed a few days ago. I'm here for a checkup today.
Dr. Hu: Don't worry, Aunt Zhou. As long as you listen to me, eat green, go to bed early and get up early, there will be no big problem.
Patient: Hey, Dr. Hu, when do you get off work? ......
Nurse: (winking at uncle) Oh, Dr. Hu, aunt wants her son to know this situation. Talk to him later. Pretend to be sick when you are old and let your son take care of you.
Dr. Hu (laughs): OK, Aunt Zhou's son. I haven't seen him for years.
Patient: Hey, I can take pictures anytime. Come on, let me show you both (take it out of my chest).
Nurse: Ha, Uncle Lin, you must be kidding. Your son is from Lu Han.
Dr. Hu (smiling): Uncle Lin's son is not like you.
Patient: Oh, I'm confused. That's not it. That's not it. (takes out another one) Oh, yes, this one.
Nurse: Your son looks very mature and steady.
Patient: That's right. This son doesn't look much like me, like his mother. He has temperament. When he doesn't laugh, he looks like the to the sky kingdom Donghua Emperor who fascinated the little girl.
Attendant enters the door: Lao Lin, your son asked me to pick you up. He can't come because of something temporary. Hey, there you are.
Patient: This boy, whose mother came to the hospital, hasn't come to see me yet. It is said that raising children to prevent old age. Maybe someone who doesn't have a son said it
Nurse: Don't worry, Grandpa. You can't come. It's probably urgent. There are many opportunities to meet again.
Dr. Hu: Tell you what, Aunt Zhou, you can give me his phone number, and then I'll call him sometime to tell him.
Patient: Well, that's not bad. It must be.
Nurse: Oh, Auntie, come and chat in the future if you have nothing to do, so as to save you from thinking at home alone (close to Auntie's ear: take your son with you by the way).
Dr. Hu: Aunt Zhou, why don't we take you to the square after work to see other aunts next door and chat with them?
Aunt Zhou (laughing heartily): Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you'd better hurry.
Dr. Hu: OK, auntie, then wait for me to get off work.
Aunt Zhou: Forget it. I'll go back with the nurse first. I want to cook for my son tonight.
Dr. Hu: OK, OK, then go back first, and I'll accompany you another day.
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