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Baby birth announcement copywriting

Copywriting of the announcement of the birth of the baby (selected 57 sentences) 1. Report, report, a large wave of uncles are approaching the top of our mountain. 2. There was a loud noise in the sky, and our doll made a shining appearance. Dang, dang, dang, the 8-pound fat girl, mother and daughter are safe! 3. Dear comrades who are giving birth to girls, take good care of your cabbage. My pig will be put on the market today. 4. The order placed before October finally arrived today. 5. The fat kid weighs eight pounds and six ounces and starts saving money to marry a wife! 6. The baby has been born. In order not to eat Sanlu milk powder, please bring your money quickly! 7. Finally unloaded the goods smoothly, thank you to your relatives and friends for their concern. 8. Hey, don’t be afraid, girl, your father will always protect you in this life. 9. One piece of good news and one piece of bad news: The good news is that I was blessed with a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes, and milk powder to our house in the near future. You can also send money. Violators will be prosecuted. 10. Starting from some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else’s husband. I also had to wait happily for washing, changing clothes and bathing. 11. The baby has been born successfully, mother and child are safe, thank you! 12. Mother and child are safe! Boy, your era has begun! Come on 13. Do you want to see our baby? Yesterday, he finally came out. I am pregnant in ten months, so tired! 14. The baby was born successfully at half past x o'clock today, weighing x pounds and a little chubby girl, very fair and healthy. 15. Checked in at 23:18 on April 21st, mother and son were safe. Thanks to my wife, I hope my little baby will grow up safely and healthily. 16. I am blessed with a daughter of gold today! 6.4 pounds! A natural birth! 17. On **month** of ****, the male god came to the world. Mother and son are safe. Thank you to your relatives and friends for your continued concern! 18. Without a watermelon in my belly, I have gained a big star in the world. I will start accepting everyone’s blessings at ** o’clock **! 19. Thanks to CCTV, thanks to MTV, thanks to TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to the little prince (princess) at x time on x day, weighing * kilograms, mother and child (daughter) are safe, special good news! 20. **** year ** month **, at **: ** in the morning, my friend, you missed an important moment in your sleep, a handsome guy named ***.weight ****, It has been * an hour since I came to this world at this important moment. Thank you friends for your continued care! 21. The baby is happy to be born today, and swan geese are coming and going to spread the good news. A personal letter will bring good news: My surname has descendants in this life! ! ! I invite all my friends to gather together for a hundred days and drink fine wine to celebrate the occasion. 22. Extra number! Extra number! My favorite man Yin has come to this troubled world at **:0** on **month**, ****year! Accept unlimited blessings from everyone from now on! 23. Hello aunts, I am ***. I was taken out of my mother’s belly by the doctor’s uncle at 4:58 in the afternoon. I am not tall, 52cm, and I am not fat, 7 pounds and 1 tael, but I know that I am handsome. pot. Must. If there are any beautiful sisters who want to date me, please come to my mom to sign up quickly. When I grow up, I won’t be able to wait in line! 24. Hello everyone! *China Merchants Bank officially opened at **:** tonight. If you hold a Construction Bank license, please start queuing up to get your number immediately. We will select the best partners! Also: The baby weighs ** pounds, mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern! 25. My wife screamed, and there was a new member of the family. If you want to know the details, get the red envelope report quickly! 26. Today at ** hour **, my beloved wife gave birth to a son/daughter at ** Maternal and Child Health Hospital. Mother and baby are safe. He weighs **catties** and is **cm long. His skin is wrinkled and his hair is sparse, and his eyebrows are unopened. However, he is innocent and lovable, and he resembles his father very much. I am now asking for your blessings from all my relatives and friends to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life. 27. In the autumn of the eighth month of the Wuzi year, on the fifth day of the lunar month, my daughter gave birth at night, weighing two pounds and two pounds, with a gentle nature, a peaceful appearance, a light gaze, and weak electricity in her eyes. However, at that time, there was a heavy thunderstorm in the west of Beijing, and the beauty was shocking the world, and I was worried that the world would be in chaos. Therefore, I would like to inform you all that you know each other and that the wise people will bless you. 28. The imperial edict came and was carried by heaven. The emperor issued an edict: The tenth-rank official *** today is happy to have a daughter. She is very happy and adopts her as an adopted daughter. Her name is "Little Dragon Girl". All the beloved ladies are specially ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and paintings, BMWs and famous horses, and fine wines to "Little Dragon Girl". If there are conditions, we should give it away; if there are no conditions, we should give it away even if we create conditions. Violators will be severely punished.

29. Brothers! ! I'm going to be a dad! My wife-in-law just gave birth to a daughter who weighs two pounds and is very beautiful. From now on, buddy, I will become a slave to two women. Being a slim daddy, a cradle for human flesh, and a cash machine for milk powder money? Hey, while I was sending text messages, my precious daughter was holding my fingers and sucking hard. What a feeling it was? Not to mention how wonderful it was! Dude, congratulate me! 30. I solemnly announce to everyone that I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad. 31. After a long-term inspection by the hospital organization, I finally upgraded to the role of "dad" with tears streaming down my face today. At the same time, my good comrade **, who fought alongside me, was also upgraded to the role of "mother". Thank you to the brothers and sisters who have accompanied us through the revolutionary path of life in the past few months. Your revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades, please work harder! 32. One piece of good news and one piece of bad news: The good news is that I was blessed with a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes, and milk powder to our house in the near future. You can also send money. Violators will be prosecuted. 33. I gave birth to a son, who looks as handsome as his father. Please rest assured, uncles, aunties, and aunties. 34. The worry that I had been holding was relieved. My dear Fanfan successfully gave birth to a little princess. I wish the little baby grows up healthily and happily. 35. Carefully record every unrepeatable moment in your life. 36. The order you placed ten months ago finally arrived today! 37. I miss the person who I can’t let go of. When my child is born in a blink of an eye, I have no thoughts and just miss him. 38. Mother and child are safe! A little boy weighing 7 pounds and 3 taels! ! Wife, thank you for your hard work! ! ! 39. One son and one daughter, one husband and one wife, one pair for life, what more can a husband ask for? 40. Nickname: Successfully promoted, mother and daughter are safe. 41. Today I became a father for the first time, and I have received countless joys, but I feel a little uneasy. Why? Why? My wife is in urgent need of nutrition, and her baby is crying for food. I hope you can donate generously, please do it quickly! speed! 42. Thank you for your visit. From now on, the world of two people has become a family of three. I love you so much in 2020. 43. My daughter-in-law just gave birth to a boy. Mother and child are safe! Friends who want to congratulate you, name your child, get married, or recognize your child as a parent, please hurry up! Ha ha. 44. I checked in at 23:18 on March 21st, mother and son were safe. Thanks to my wife, I hope my little baby will grow up safely and healthily. 45. The child comes under the house, and the kindness comes to my home. 46. ??After 39 weeks of long transportation, you are finally born ~ my baby. 47. Baby, your parents will take care of you and grow with you. 48. Give birth to a Mickey Mouse cub as a little brother. 49. There was a loud bang in the sky, and our baby made a grand appearance. Dang, dang, dang, 8-pound fat girl, mother and daughter are safe! 50. Report report, uncle Dabo is approaching our mountain top. 51. I planted a seed and it finally grew into fruit. Today is a great day? 52. The first time I posted nude photos, I am a girl, I saw the uncle and aunt Be responsible and give me a reward! 53. Hey, little girl, I’ll take care of you from now on! 54. What would you like to post on Moments today? Let’s show off my new baby! 55. The order placed before October finally arrived today. 56. From today on, the world of two becomes a family of three. 57. Let me show you this lovely world. The world is lovely because of you