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Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart. The following is a super funny passage I compiled for you, I hope you like it ~

Super awesome funny talk show selection

1. The day after the thunderstorm, I went to school. Shit, my deskmate is complaining there. Very annoying. So, I said coldly: Did you pretend to be B again yesterday? The thunder struck so hard, did it hit you? As soon as the voice fell, the rest of the class were violent deskmates and classmates shaking their heads. . . . .

It is not easy to be tall until you are too short, and it is not easy to be thin until you are too fat.

Don't come back when you are gone, because no one will wait for you in the same place.

Don't think too highly of yourself, so falling down is fatal.

5. 1, love, from the day we started, has secretly counted down.

6. Love is a fart, and people who don't fart will die!

7. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

8. Love is like playing basketball. There are attacks and defenses, and sometimes there are fake actions!

9. Love is like taking drugs. It was comfortable at first, but it was dead at last.

10. Don't ask for the right door, just ask for the right place.

1 1. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

12. The wind is very strong, blowing your face ~ ~ The sun is shining ~ ~, and you enjoy it quietly.

13. Falling in love in high school is like skydiving. If you succeed, you will live; if you fail, you will have no bones.

14. Give you a woman, can you create a nation? Are close relatives!

15. Bus master (to bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either swipe your card, put in a coin or get out. what are you reading? (Bodyguard gets off the bus) You can't afford a car, and you pretend to be the matrix, huh!

16. Bus master (to Zhanbo): You are not normal. You either swipe your card, put in coins, or get out of here. What are you doing?

17. Boss, two Jin of true love first, take it back and feed it to the dog!

18. The small snow mountain on the road has melted, revealing yellow-green grass and soft mud.

19. You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

20. You said you would love me forever. It was foolish of me to forget to ask. In this life or next life? .

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1. How can you say he is crazy? On condition that you also have a brain.

You are better than Jet Li and Donnie Yen!

Do you know what is the most painful thing in a man's life? No wife? . ; Do you know what is more painful for men? Have a daughter-in-law, run away with someone else? .

4. How cheap a woman is, why infatuation.

5. Women are water, men are steel, and if they are soaked in water for a long time, they will become scrap iron.

6. Dear! Do you miss me? Did you dream about me last night? Yes . That's great. Then I will ask Yan for leave and come back to see you tonight.

7. Kissing a woman on the mouth is like eating bubble gum. It was sweet at first, but then it was boring.

8. Four tragedies in life: long drought meets rain; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When I want to be the first, I dream.

9. Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has a morning and a night.

10. Falling in love is like masturbation. The longer you play, the worse it gets.

1 1. In order to save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

12. Yifei: Yes! That's right! The red carpet is 80 meters ... Why? I'm five meters short. This boss is so wicked. The pork carpet is not heavy enough for me either. Their carpet is not made of pigskin, is it?

13. Zhanbo: People affectionately describe her in eight words: as quiet as a virgin, as moving as crazy.

14.2o 1l year, put an end to ambiguity and refuse to fall in love.

15. A bat with chicken feathers? What kind of bird are you?

16. Brother Chun drinks Maotai? The drunkest person

17. Please don't wake me up when I am dreaming, let me wake up naturally.

18. Tens of thousands of Red Army crossed the Yangtze River, but the Red Army didn't think your mother was dirty. Tens of thousands of Red Army took out their guns and poked your mother watery!

19. Marry a Li, and my son will be named Li Gang in the future.

20. The old man looked at thousands of people. I've never seen B in funny quotations lay eggs. Your sister laid eggs today, and I'm scared to sweat!

2 1. Mom: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: No! Mom: You can take this now. Me: I really don't have this now ~

22. The cat climbs down-the dog is blessed.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

24. Your mother is lying in bed with her legs wide open, revealing her family! Your mother is so cool!

25. If your mother has a triangle to inspire you, it has been abandoned for decades; I don't watch cattle and sheep drink water, just wait for me to plow!

26. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow!

27.do you eat shit? What is the head used for?

28. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

29. You look like the scene of a car accident.