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Ma Huang he Lou lines
Me, do you like drama best?
B Oh, is it a play?
A: Yes.
Isn't drama B a drama?
A.
B What do you use the word "horse" for?
A play? Yes
oh This is outrageous! For example, I can sing opera, and I like singing opera. That's it.
A play.
Well, don't use the word "horse". The word "horse" seems to be something you like here. You like drama?
A I've loved go to the opera since I was a child.
B Not only you but everyone likes it. Do you like listening to plays?
A I also like studying drama.
B like studying?
A loves to listen.
B I love listening, but I love learning!
A I like listening to this! From listening to listening, it has developed into a love of research.
Oh, can you sing?
Anyway, I still dare to say that I can sing ... something like that!
B almost?
I know a little about the drama before Jia Yan, and I'm not a professional singer.
B not a major?
A is not singing, it's fun, it's love. In Beijing, I always meet this, this ..... opera singer plays with them. Do you know Tan Fuying?
B yes.
A: We have nothing to do and study together. I will tell him about our figure, study and sing, and we. ...
Can you tell Tan Fuying about her figure?
I. Rong Sheng ...
Rong Sheng?
A Qiu Rong Sheng, he has great respect for us.
B him?
A: Ah. Who are they ... Shihai? Do you know them?
Yi Shihai?
Ah, Shaochun and them.
Why are you so vocal, saying your name instead of your last name?
One who can still say his last name is Yuan, and others.
B Ah ... where is Yuan?
Jiayuan ...
Yuan Shihai.
A Yes, Yuan.
Li shaochun
A Yes, Li.
What's the matter?
A Zhang Chunhua, a Zhang Yunxi, you know?
B I know.
We know each other very well. Learn drama or something together, and I'll tell them about it.
B Why don't I know you and haven't heard your play?
A: I'm not a singer. In Beijing, I take the ticket network. I am a fan.
What's your name?
Me?
B.
One surname is Ma.
B teacher?
A Li San.
Are you in Li San?
A that's right. Know my nickname?
B I don't know.
A nickname called me "Guan Er".
B what?
A is called Guan Er.
B is called an official?
A: Yes.
There is a picture of a villain riding a bicycle in the second poker. Isn't that called "Guan Er"?
A I'm also known as the "immortal body"-they all give me nicknames.
How did B get this name?
As for me, at the box office, there are rehearsals and rehearsals. As long as you come to me, you can perform any drama and sing any drama, so it is called "Guan Er". What do you mean short? Short old student, I'll do it. Old people have it, but they lack face. I will do it. I have a tattoo and a short old Dan, and I will do it. Shortface, I'll do it. I can do it.
Oh, as soon as you get here, the play will begin.
Born, dangerous, clean, ugly, immortal, tiger, dog.
B plenary session?
A a little.
B look!
If you want to learn, can I teach you something?
B I ...
Do you study? You have to learn from me, martial arts!
B why, why?
A will give you a nest leg first
What are you doing for me?
A try to sing a play.
Wow! Don't say we haven't discussed learning drama with you; Studying drama, I am over forty years old, and I don't study martial arts. Is this leg broken?
A Are you going to learn?
Learn to sing if you don't learn martial arts.
I'll teach you.
B that's good.
A those who want to study literature are not expensive.
B: Huh?
Starting today, a dozen ...
B: Just a moment, please. ...
first day ...
B don't wait until the first day, I won't do it! This is not expensive?
A: Yes.
B if it's not expensive, it must be cheap. How much is it if it's cheap? Hmm?
You're going to spend less, aren't you?
B spend less! You can't learn without spending a penny! I don't know what you can do. I didn't see your play when I sat there and said you could sing. I don't know how to spend money. What is wrong with me? Me?
A: You can learn more, and I'll teach, and it's free.
No money? All right.
A How's your voice?
B has a bad voice.
I will listen to you sing a few words one day.
Why wait a day? I told you, it's called a fairy!
A.
This is outrageous, no one by that name! Take this opportunity today, can I ask you to sing for a while?
Where does A sing?
B here.
A is not here.
B aren't you a fan?
I can't sing oratorios. I'm rehearsing. Capella almost succeeded.
B can't you sing oratorios?
Do I have to wear a costume?
B what? Wearing a costume?
A: Yes.
B is it the clothes worn in the opera?
A.
Isn't that a suit?
Yes, this suit.
How do you call it clothing?
I'm afraid you don't understand.
B-ho, we don't know what to wear for singing!
It would be better if A could understand! You must put on your costume and sing.
B's clothes are not ready-made Let's get started. Although we are wearing casual clothes, we still need to bring some figure, as if we were singing with colors.
A little figure?
B: Ah.
A: Let me listen to you first. Let me listen to you first.
B What do you mean, get a number?
Let me hear your figure.
Can you still hear B's figure? That's the manner on the stage!
Let me hear your attitude first.
Can you hear me? Isn't it worth seeing?
A, look at your style first!
Look at my pie. Why? If you want to sing, which play do you want to sing? Let's study it. Which song do you like to sing? Go ahead!
First, why?
B sings.
Will you sing with me?
B.
Aren't you playing pot? It is obvious that you are making bad changes to me!
B what?
I'm a big fan of yours. Can I sing with you? Hit the pot with you! You can't do it!
Well, although I can't do it, don't you mean to look at my figure and listen to my voice?
A.
B I take this opportunity to learn from you. You see, I can study further, and I will study further in the future.
What part do you know? Let me listen first.
Tell me.
A I won't talk about it.
B what?
I said, I know a lot of plays? Are you going? You pick first. You will.
B Well, how many plays can you perform?
A.
B that's too much for you.
What can you do?
B I don't know much.
A Which song do you know?
My advice?
A.
B Oh, that's good. Let's sing the Yellow Crane Tower together, shall we?
What's the play?
B "Yellow Crane Tower" Wow.
A ... what building is Huang?
B Yellow Crane Tower, ok?
A Are you going to see the play?
I won't. Let me give you an idea!
A: Ah, this play is more vivid! I don't even post this play in the children's playground.
B if others don't sing, won't we be fresh?
What is the building in Huang Jia?
B "Yellow Crane Tower" Wow!
Yellow Crane Tower?
B.
What does A sing? Is there a "big trial"?
b? Is there a "big trial"?
A.
B there is no "big trial".
A opened a "temple" without taking the "big trial".
B "The Temple"?
A: Yes.
Wow! When you say "big trial" and "temple", that's Famen Temple.
Are you right?
This is the Yellow Crane Tower we sang!
A: What's the point of the Yellow Crane Tower?
B The Yellow Crane Tower is Liu Bei Crossing the River!
When a Liu Bei crosses the river, just say "Liu Bei crosses the river", ok? Otherwise, how can you be hated? That's it!
B what?
You said "Liu Bei crossed the river". I knew it, but I forgot to say Yellow Crane Tower!
B: what about talking about it? Yellow Crane Tower This is the name of the play. Is this a joke?
Answer: Just say "Liu Bei crossed the river", didn't I know it long ago?
Can you sing this song?
A can sing. I have traveled for so many years. Everywhere I go, it's this-"Liu Bei Crossing the River", and I always sing this "Advise Chitose". Right?
B "persuade chitose"?
A (singing) "Advise Chitose not to kill words, old ..."
Please wait a moment.
A (singing) "veteran ..."
Please sing later. What kind of play is this? Did you sing "Liu Bei Crossing the River"?
A I want to go there, Zhang.
What about Zhang?
A song "Liu Bei Crossing the River". I'll get one.
Ah, that's Kanluoji, that's Joe, and that's Liu Bei Crossing the River.
Jia Lao?
B.
One, right, Joe?
B I said "Liu Bei crossed the river", and that was eating at the Yellow Crane Tower.
1. Do you eat and sing in your way?
What do you mean by my way? These are two different things. Kanluoji is Kanluoji, and this is the Yellow Crane Tower.
A suit that suits you. Yellow crane tower, is there?
B.
If a has it, we'll sing it.
B You too?
A, leave it alone.
Leave it alone, okay?
A: My name is Guan Er!
Oh, "call an official" means to go. Let's sing the Yellow Crane Tower. Who are you looking for? Pick a role!
I have no choice yet. Where do I want to go? It happens that you know a little. What should I do? You go first. What can you do? You come. If it doesn't work, leave it alone.
B That's right. Then I'll pick the corner and I'll find Liu Bei.
A: Yes.
B I'm Liu Bei.
All right!
Where are you?
What am I going to do?
Tell me.
Answer no, ask you.
Who will ask me if B will go?
All right, I won't say anything, just listen to you. You come.
Oh, you can't. Can you, sir?
Why not?
B Which play did you choose, and which role did you choose? "It's up to you", don't be careless, right?
A: What is not clear? Wow, we listen to your generosity! I'll sing whichever corner you send. Why can't you tell me? Really! Go!
B I said, can you be Zhuge Liang?
A: Never mind.
B Who cares? You will, won't you?
A: Don't ask, that's nothing.
B it's ok.
A didn't I go to Zhuge Liang?
B ah, right, right.
Stop the game, stop the game.
B I will have another Zhang Fei
A Zhang Fei?
B: Ah.
One to two?
B subcontracting is in a hurry.
Jiahao, all right, you.
B you must go, too.
What can I get?
B, you have another Lu Su.
Where is Jia?
B mm-hmm
Dr. jaru.
B: That's right.
Jia Lu amethyst?
B ah, yes, yes.
Hey. (Singing) "Lu is on the boat ..." I'll go to see Lu Su first, and then Zhuge Liang. I will borrow the wind.
B "borrow the wind"?
A I'll do it! (Singing) "Learn gobbledygook, mysterious method ..." Ma Li Anliang learned this method from me.
No matter how good it is, it's wrong!
Answer!
Where did this happen? You are singing "Borrowing the East Wind" and we are talking about "Yellow Crane Tower".
A: How about "Yellow Crane Tower" in "Borrowing the East Wind"?
b? Then how do you sing?
Do you want to estimate?
What is a code? There was no "borrowing the east wind". Wow!
I have a "learning gobbledygook"
B Yes, you do. You don't need to go out with us!
Can you sing a little louder?
You are singing in a low voice there. What should I do here?
Do it your way. When shall I go, Lu Su?
B Don't go to Lu Su either, just go to Zhuge Liang.
A Go to Zhuge Liang first.
B: Ah, subcontracting is a catch-up. It's all mine.
A Then you must be a little tired.
That can't be helped. One more thing, you have to be a little tired.
A what?
B we have no scenes.
A singing without scenes, not hitting guys.
That's too simple. It makes you hit people with your mouth.
A take oral studies?
B: Ah. I'll play with Liu Bei, and you hit that guy.
A I'll do it.
B, you hit, I'll hit that guy.
It's good.
B I'm Liu Bei. I will play first.
What about me?
You hit that man.
A: Yes.
B "wonton"
One (yangge gongs and drums) has seven warehouses, seven warehouses and seven warehouses. ...
B Wait a minute, wait a minute, dance yangko?
Isn't that what you told me about hitting people?
B Liu Bei dances yangko, so how do you sing it?
A isn't it lively to hit a boy like this?
B lively? Isn't that messy? Sing the second reed and play the gong.
How to play Xiao Gong?
Channel b ...
A ok, come again next time.
B "wonton"
Platform a, platform b, platform b, build a platform.
"Ah, sir."
"Ah, sir."
Two doctors?
You call me sir.
Wow! I call you sir, but don't call me sir.
What should I call you?
B call me "master".
What is a "master"?
Oh, what happened! Master, I am the emperor.
Emperor Jia's head was shaved so brightly?
B-ho, isn't this fake? Pie making.
Very well, your majesty.
"Ah, sir."
A "Your Majesty"
What do you mean by emperor?
A what?
B "master"
Say "Master!"
Don't be busy. I haven't called you yet "Ah, sir."
A "master"
"You have made the orphan king suffer at this Wu Dong dinner!"
Bah!
What is this message?
You're mad at me.
B what?
What have I done to you?
B didn't say you
A Then how do you say "suffering"?
B I said Zhuge Liang.
First, go to Zhuge Liang?
B Where can I find it?
Are you talking to me?
Liu Bei Crossing the River was not your idea?
A: I went too far. What's our idea?
If you want me to go, neither do I.
A Then don't go.
Well, then stop singing!
All right, forget it!
B forget it? Is that all?
A: You said you wouldn't sing.
B didn't say yourself, I said your horn is hurting mine!
A: What words do I have?
B You just hit that man. Cang lai qi Cang lai Mickey …
Oh, I see.
"Ah, sir."
A "master"
"You have made the orphan king suffer at this Wu Dong dinner!"
One warehouse versus seven warehouses versus seven warehouses.
B (singing) "I hate Zhuge Liang in my heart."
A ok!
B, stop clapping!
A warehouse.
B "Force the orphan king to cross the Yangtze River."
A warehouse.
B "Go to the Dragon Pool and Tiger Cave alone."
One warehouse to seven warehouses to seven warehouses to seven warehouses.
B "huh?"
A.
B "huh?"
(Like a donkey barking) ...
How do you bark like a donkey?
Dubbing.
B dubbing? Where did you get the donkey?
One is riding a donkey, the other is drunk.
B.
A: You are drunk on a donkey. I will kill your whole family.
B What kind of drama is that?
One is "catch Cao and let Cao go".
B Isn't this the Yellow Crane Tower?
A So you won't ride a donkey just to get drunk?
No donkeys. I am puzzled by this "ah".
What do you want to know?
B Because I have to let you talk, so I can sing well.
What is this word?
B "A mountain man sends a master."
A "mountain man ..."
B Don't be busy. What are you busy with? (Singing) "Go to the Dragon Pool and Tiger Cave alone,"
One warehouse to seven meters warehouse to seven meters warehouse. "The mountain man sent the master."
B "alas. Obviously, it is impermanent to send the orphan king to death. "
Answer "Give it to your master."
B "free"
Answer "Give it to your master."
B "free"
Answer "Give it to your master."
"free"
Answer "Give it to your master."
Where are you taking me?
A will take you across the river.
B why did you send it so far? Say a word and it's your turn to sing!
A: Yes, yes, it is.
B Hey, don't get out of the car. I got off. It's your turn to sing.
Do I sing?
B: Ah.
A stands here and sings.
B ah, right, right. Warehouse to seven warehouse to seven warehouse.
A (singing) "I hate Zhuge Liang in my heart."
B warehouse.
A "Force the orphan king to cross the river."
B warehouse.
A sentence, "Dragon Pool and Tiger Cave Walk Alone."
Warehouse B versus warehouse 7 versus warehouse 7. "The mountain man sent the master."
Say "huh?"
Did B send Liu Bei with him?
Please let me sing a song.
B I let you sing. Aren't you Zhuge Liang?
A.
B You should sing the word Zhuge Liang.
Which word is Zhuge Liang?
B won't you?
Nonsense, what should I do?
Sing if you can!
A can sing!
B still not.
A: I am an official. Why not?
B You can, but you can't?
A you can say.
What do you mean? What can you say?
A will.
Have you forgotten?
A didn't forget either.
B sings.
A can't remember.
B it's still the same as forgetting!
A not fresh.
B forgot a word without singing. Isn't it new?
Singing opera and forgetting words are not included.
B I haven't heard of it, and you forgot it without saying a word. Is this unforgivable?
A I haven't completely forgotten, I can't remember the first sentence! We haven't sung this play for years.
Don't say how old you are, forget a word before singing!
I knew it when you mentioned it.
B I tell you: "God will feel uneasy at once".
A: Well, it's not.
B will it?
A Yes, "Lord's Mount" What?
B "I'm upset"
A yes, wow.
B yes, there is. Cang lai qi lai Cang lai qi lai ...
Hey, what are some sentences? Five sentences?
B ah, four sentences.
Four sentences?
B.
"Your Majesty is upset when he gets on the horse"?
B.
One word is not enough.
B what?
The second sentence is "hair flower".
Who said that? Mountain gossip sleeve.
A it's all tricks.
What a fresh B!
I will change the new words in the third sentence.
B change the new words?
Listen to my three sentences.
That's impossible. How to sing with new words?
A: The original one is outrageous.
Who said that? "I will sit in the military account."
This is the fourth sentence.
B three sentences.
Four sentences?
B ... won't it?
Answer Dede, I have already said that.
B "Waiting for Zhuozhou Wing Zhang De".
It's coming.
Warehouse B versus warehouse 7 versus warehouse 7.
A (singing Henan pendant): "My grandfather gets upset as soon as he gets on the horse. When he gets upset, he gets upset. There is a mountain man hiding gossip in his sleeve. "
B (learn to pull the pendant on the door)
Answer: "Take me to the Zhongjun Treasure Account."
B (learn to pull the pendant on the door)
A sentence, "Wait for Zhang De on Zhuozhou Wing, press Zhuge Liang and I won't look," (learn to pull the pendant into the door)
B "I'm back."
A (learn to pull the pendant through the door)
B "Put his body in the treasure account of the China army."
A (learn to pull the pendant through the door)
B "I'll tell you more when I see Zhuge Liang."
A say it!
What did b say? Why do you sing Henan pendant?
A: Isn't that the pendant you sang?
B I ... I told you to take it to the ditch!
What key should I sing?
B should be able to sing in any key.
What song should I sing?
Wow! (Singing) "Adults are not willing to get on the horse."
A warehouse.
You sing.
A "master mount ..."
A dozen people.
No.7 warehouse ...
B I hit someone!
What a mess!
Warehouse B to warehouse 7 to warehouse 7.
A "master's horse is unhappy,"
B warehouse.
A "mountain man gossip sleeve is hidden inside"
B warehouse.
A "will sit in the chancellorsville,"
Warehouse B to warehouse 7 to warehouse 7.
A song "Waiting for Zhuozhou Wing Zhang De"
Warehouse two, warehouse seven.
A ..
B sign up!
Huh?
B sign up!
Apprentice horse ...
Mom Li San, what are you doing?
Who did you report to? For you?
B it's wrong to quote me.
Who did you report to?
B Zhuge Liang.
Apprentice Zhuge Liang took the stage to bow.
B hey! Zhuge Liang is kind. Has anyone ever said this word?
How did you report it?
B "Zhuge Liang, a mountain man, waits for his wings to spread."
A: What about this sentence?
B.
A will.
Why won't b say anything?
For a while, I don't know where to put this sentence.
B Isn't that different from?
One sentence, "Zhuge Liang, a mountain man, is waiting to spread his wings."
B "go wow!"
A: Any news? What's the news
What's the matter?
What are you yelling about? You scared me!
If it isn't Zhang Fei coming!
A Zhang Fei is here?
B.
A I'll arrange a blind date for you.
Avoid the bill?
A Zhang Fei came. What is my word?
B I challenged: "Let's go!" You hit that guy, and Zhang Fei plays.
Oh, come on. "Zhuge Liang, a mountain man, is waiting for Yi Zhangde."
B "go wow!"
Platform a, platform b, platform b, platform b, platform b.
B Oh, this is Zhang Fei's sister. How should I sing?
Didn't you say you hit someone?
Second, knock that guy off the stage. This is a painted face. You must hit that guy quickly!
A How fast?
Warehouse b warehouse ...
Oh, I see. "Zhuge Liang, a mountain man, is waiting for Yi Zhangde."
B "go wow!"
Warehouse, warehouse ... Sing! Cang Cang Cang Cang Cang ...
B what? This is an electric shock. What?
A: Is this thing regular?
B yes, wow.
How many hits?
A man who can't even fight?
A: You made it very clear.
What is this called "Guan Er"? As soon as I challenged you, you hit a [four-shot combo]: Cang Cang Ba helped Deng Cang! Come out and show your face, and quickly change: Cang Cang Cang ... collapse and upgrade! "Wow ..."
Where is "Wow"?
B collapsed and boarded the warehouse.
It's over with a "wow"?
Twelve guys: Cang Lai Qi Lai Cang Lai Qi Lai Cang.
Where is the end from Warehouse 1 to Warehouse 7?
B sing.
I can sing?
B don't sing, I'll do it.
It's coming. "Zhuge Liang, a mountain man, is waiting for Yi Zhangde."
B "Go wow."
A warehouse collapsed, boarded the warehouse! Warehouse. Warehouse ... Collapse! "Wow ..."
B I "wow".
A Then don't make it clear! I thought I was "wow".
B I'm "wow".
A "wow"?
B "Wow …" Do I have to wow?
One warehouse versus seven warehouses versus seven warehouses.
B (singing) "I hate Zhuge Liang in my heart."
A warehouse.
B "Do things without consulting others."
A warehouse.
B "angry ..."
A big warehouse.
Zhang Bao Zhuang
Warehouse, warehouse, warehouse.
B "Give it back to a big brother."
One warehouse and seven warehouses.
B "it's annoying!"
A big warehouse.
B "damn it!"
Will the armor die?
How could b die?
Why is a grin annoying and hateful?
It's your turn to speak.
Answer "Give it to your master."
B "Give it to your master!" This is Zhang Fei!
A sentence "Send Zhang Fei."
B gave it to you again?
What is this word?
B: No! "The three generals became angry as soon as they entered the treasure account. Who is it for? "
A: What about this sentence?
B.
I will.
Why won't b say anything?
A I don't know where to put this sentence.
This is the same as nothing.
A I don't know when to say.
B say it at this time.
A said at this time.
B: Ah.
First, come again
B "it's annoying!"
A big warehouse!
B "damn it!"
A: "Ah, General San, you get angry when you enter the treasure account. Who's here? "
B "sir!"
First, what?
B "Lao Zhang is coming for you!"
Oh, you came to see me?
B "exactly!"
A well ... I won't mess with you
B is that more like it?
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