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Express a very happy mood and talk about a collection of 79 sentences.

1 and 100 Jin of stones may not be able to lift, but if it is 100 Jin of coins, I promise to pick it up and run.

2, doomed to irreparable pain, it is better to give up early.

Every time I see you eat pork, I feel deeply. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

4. Destroy a person's life, and Warcraft is poor for three generations. If you don't touch these two, you will become Gao Fushuai.

5, the rising sun rises, according to your progress, the spring breeze is proud of success; The moon is in the sky, the breeze is blowing, and the stars send beautiful dreams; Sweet harmony, bitter harmony, always with a smile on his face; Good luck, happiness and a happy life.

6. True happiness is not necessarily pleasure; This is basically a victory.

7. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself, whether it is cute and charming, and make others jealous perfectly.

8. Everyone is the same, and there is a period of solitude, long or short, which is inevitable.

9. I look for happy people like a headless fly every day, and I always find nothing in the end. The reason is that happiness is not ubiquitous, but self-made.

10, vast sea of people, friendly links; Treat each other sincerely and bless you forever! Fate is precious, but friendship is priceless. Let's smile and be happy every day.

1 1, if you look down on gains and losses, you can find the best balance in life.

12, I am such a good girl, you don't even look up, boy, do you like men?

Life is changing. Sometimes painful, sometimes wonderful. But most of the time, both.

14, why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

15, when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was very valuable.

16, I'm going out to throw a garbage and throw away my bad mood.

17, everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.

18, who is a friend and who is a dog? You can't tell if you are blind.

19, dusk is approaching, and it's time to return to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with the old man.

20. In front of the person you love, smiling is not necessarily really happy.

2 1. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

22. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

23, just forget to bring money to eat, tell the boss to make it up next time, the boss is not willing! I called 10 in a rage, and finally took all the money for the meal!

24. Happiness is not to get what you want blindly, but to cherish what you have.

25, dreams still have to be there, otherwise you will tell people when you drink too much.

26. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

27. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

28. When you spray happiness perfume on others, there will always be a few drops splashing on yourself.

29. The best thing in the world is to wake up every morning as a brand-new day, which is completely free and never out of stock.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to. Then what we have to do is: work hard with hope and wait for the beautiful appearance.

3 1. Even if life sometimes hurts people, we should face it with a strong smile.

32. As soon as I cut my hair short, waist-length hair became popular.

33, time is gentle, you still have to understand; I want you to ruin my lovely life.

34. Many pains in the world come from one's own heart. If your heart is stable, there is heaven everywhere.

It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.

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37. Create as much happiness as possible to fill the time, and you can't use time to accompany happiness.

38. When you meet unreasonable people, try not to talk if you can respond with white eyes.

No matter how I live, I will not live with you.

40. Happiness is like a butterfly. If you reach for it, you will often fail. But if you sit down quietly, it will stay on you instead.

4 1, 2000 a month, I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I'm still single, and I'm afraid to have a girlfriend because I'm afraid my girlfriend will want my money.

42. I may not be able to carry a hundred Jin of stones, but if it's a hundred Jin of money, I promise to pick it up and run.

43. It took me time to pay for my mobile phone before I realized that my words were so valuable.

44. Other students' photos can be used as wallpaper, and my classmates' photos can only be used as expression packs.

45. Don't talk. Feel my handsomeness with your heart

46. Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible. What's terrible is a madman in his right mind.

47. Cry if you want, and laugh happily. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.

48. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

49. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

50. Constantly missing is easy to disappoint and unfamiliar.

5 1, on the road of life, many times you can't see the future clearly and can't go back to the past. Then, don't let time pass by looking forward to the future, don't let time pass by recalling the vicissitudes of the past, seize today and enjoy every day happily.

Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

53. It is better to be calm than to be calm, and it is better to be broad-minded than to be broad-minded.

Busy people are often the happiest people, because they have no time to think about whether they are happy or not.

55. Those who love me will get rich, while those who don't love me will move bricks.

56. Online dating hurts. Makes me fidget.

57. Happiness is finding an advertisement in the car, not a ticket.

58. I will definitely take it if it's mine, and I won't take it if it's not mine.

True happiness comes not from wealth or honor, but from doing something worth doing.

60. If you can sell cute photos, you won't be so ugly.

6 1, I want to be thin and rich for the rest of my life.

62. I played with my mobile phone late at night, and besides being sentimental, I was hit in the face by my mobile phone.

63. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

64. If I die first, it is your fault; If you die first, you will kill me!

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

66. The real happiness in life lies in being able to contribute to a cause and realizing that it is a great cause.

67. I especially like that the teacher is angry and scolds us for a class, and then the class is over.

68. No matter how painful things you have experienced, you will eventually forget them. Because nothing can beat time.

69. Friendship is like a vase. It breaks when you break it.

70. There is no lack of happiness in the world, but a lack of eyes to find happiness.

7 1, the so-called perfect love is: the man is finished and the woman is beautiful!

72. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

73. You have two choices: one is to get out at once, and the other is to get out at once. Of course, you can also choose to get out immediately.

74. People who know how to rest assured can find ease, people who know how to be happy can find freedom, and people who know how to care can find friends. May you have a good mood every day and always have a happy smile!

75. Put away your hypocrisy and pack your luggage.

76, happy day, sad day, it is better to be happy every day!

77. You have been doing stupid things, and you are quite persistent in this respect!

78. The so-called happiness is to do something meaningful and feel satisfied from the heart! Instead of laughing at someone, I feel happy. It's just a stupid smile.

79. Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.