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A long and dirty copy
Long and dirty copy (78 selected sentences) 1. You lost your love in China more than you lost your football. 2. Love is powerful enough to make people forget everything, but small enough to hold even a grain of jealous sand. When you suffer others, you should also think about how big your face is. People think you are mean. I don't want to be mean anyway. 4. Men fool women and call it flirting. Women fool men, which is called seduction. Men and women fool each other, which is called love. Don't feel really ugly when you find yourself ugly. 6. Believe in Jesus and become a god after death; Believe in Buddhism and become a Buddha after death; Brother Chun, after he died, he came back to life in a complete state. 7. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually. 8.? Stop saying your name, we all know it's you? 9. In fact, if it is not mean, the world is still quite beautiful. 10. Even if you already have someone else, it won't prevent me from fighting for the person of my dreams. 1 1. You believe what I said, your IQ is low! 12. Some people are so mean, maybe I can't live without him in my life. 13. Suddenly I felt dispensable for a moment. 14. Times have changed. Who will be waiting for you there? 15. That was the only time you stood me up. Once you stood me up, it was a lifetime. 16. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, just hold the wall. 17. My wish is to sleep until childhood. 18. There is no purity in this society, only meanness. 19. I don't understand friends and girlfriends. I only know that the person I think of is the heart. 20. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to match it with a computer. What did you say was missing? 2 1. My computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, you can't stand the black screen. 22. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit. 23. If you don't do it, it's wrong for you to give you a sword god. Do you have to cry and let me give it to you? Swordsman? When? 24. What will be my son's name in the future? So handsome? Then people will see me and say: What a handsome father! ? I only drink pure water when I drink water, and pure milk when I drink milk, so I am very simple? 26. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out. 27. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind? 28. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you? Everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself? 30. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece. 3 1 .3 is just the remainder of division. What qualifications do you have to be an original? 32. Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie. 33. You are like a baby. You only come to me when you are hurt. I want to say: I love you. I don't want to say: I can't bear it. 35. I can't let go of my arrogant attitude, and my humble love flows away quietly. 36. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. 37. Actually, I don't want to leave. Actually, I want to stay. 38. My departure is your greatest happiness, and my departure is my greatest sorrow. 39. Being mean is a sign that I love you deeply, and being free and easy is a disguise of my sadness. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful? 4 1. The feelings you bought with humility are not love, but pity. 42. Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women. 43. Besides, I love you. Maybe the rain won't stop? 44. Because I was too sincere in the past, I am heartless now. 45. Go your own way. Let the cat and dog talk. 46. Which drama school did you come from? 47. It turns out that love never left, but I remember it and you forgot it. 48. I, song for you, broke the world of mortals and sang all over the world. 49. Pay homage to your silent ending and celebrate my rebirth. 50. My tears came down. After watering the soft grass below, I don't know if there will be any memories and sadness in the coming year. 5 1. Bitter, swallowed with tears, neither bitter nor sweet, colorless and tasteless, intriguing and tearful. 52. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock. You never know how much I love you, just like you don't know how dark the night is. 54. The loneliness of the night, your sweet words vaguely stay in my ear. 55. In a world of rising prices, some people are becoming more and more mean. 56. After a few decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. 57. There is an emotion called nameless sadness. 58. I only sold the love letter for two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap. 59. Maple leaves fall on my toes and make me want to cry. Let me cry once. The remnant leaves fall, and the fate is exhausted. 60. Bitch women are melodramatic, while bitch men are affectionate. 6 1. If you climb on the ground and look up at others, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you. 62. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones. 63. People just become mean. They think of themselves as invisible people, heartless, but they miss them all the time. 64. Some things don't need to be argued. They are submissive on the surface and rebellious in secret. 65. For the last time, after all, a mean ending is never a fairy tale. 66. A woman who never forgets is the meanest. 67. If a man loves you, he will understand you. On the contrary, he will spoil you. 68. Wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent. 69. It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress. It's your fault that you came to college to study! 70. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV? 7 1. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who will make us mean to him for many years. 72. You have the right to be a bitch, and Zhezhe has the strength to get you down. 73. Seeing a bitch is more tangled than going to the grave. How come so many people are dead and you are still alive? 74. I want to tell you that missing after breaking up is not called missing, but being mean. 75. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to another person. 76. In short, don't be mean. Once or twice is enough. Too much will reduce the price. 77. It is always at the moment of shredding that its unforgettable beauty can be reflected. 78. If you see that others don't drag you down, you must conquer others. That's not cowardice, it's meanness.
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