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QQ Mood Talk: Sometimes, all it takes is a group of bad friends to ruin your cold talk.

1. I would rather be heartless now than be heartbroken in the end.

2. In public situations, I often choose to be polite, but in private I often disgrace myself.

3. When I take a shower in the summer, I feel like I am washing vegetables for mosquitoes.

4. The feeling of liking someone is like having /shuoshuo/ in the other person

13. What's the secret? It is the catalyst for you to enhance your relationship with others today, and it is the invisible fatal wound that will cause you to die tomorrow.

14. Don't tell others everything. What you say is from your heart, and what they hear is a joke.

15. What is growth? Growth is the first time you leave home, the first time you are betrayed by others, the first time you see the true colors of your friends, the first time you know you can be better than the teacher, the first time you compromise, the first time you are hurt , the first time you hear other people talking behind your back, the first time you feel lonely and helpless, growing up is every pain, and these first times are like vaccinations, making you more and more resistant to this world. .

16. People who truly love you will push you to become better, rather than criticize your youth.

17. I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me later.

18. In fact, some things are not as complicated as you think. Being hot and cold towards you means treating you as a spare tire, and making you feel worried about gains and losses means that you are not loved enough.

19. I once had a dog and named it Don’t Move. Come here and don’t move. Then it went crazy.

20. Some people say that when girls enter society, they will meet many better boys than in school; while when boys enter society, it is difficult to find better girls than in school.

21. I understand that people have thousands of emotions, so they often don’t get along.

22. It is a common problem for women to want to get to the bottom of everything, but cannot stand the stimulation of the truth.

23. When I was a kid, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world couldn't save me.

24. We often talk about our sadness as a joke.

25. There are two types of boys I hate the most. One is that anyone can keep warm, just like a central air conditioner; the other is that the space message board is like a gathering place for sluts.

26. If you don't feel it, don't give me the wrong impression; if you don't have sincerity, don't disturb my heart.

27. The best tacit understanding is that I understand your pretense and reserve, and you understand my evil intentions.

28. In a person's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unreachable dreams, and unforgettable love.

29. The person who makes you angry is the person you care about, and the person who is angry with you is the person who cares about you.

30. There is a kind of fate called love at first sight, a kind of feeling called past possession, an ending called destiny, and a kind of heartache called endless. Sometimes, you just need to cheer yourself up and continue living

1. Youth is a book that cannot be closed once it is opened, life is a road that cannot be turned back once it is started, and love is thrown away and closed. A bet that never comes back.

2. What is complicated in life is not only the relationship between people. In life, there are always some things that are not satisfactory.

3. Before I met you, I thought love was earth-shattering, love was vigorous and lingering; I thought love was heart-stirring, love was blood boiling and full of happiness; I thought love was suffocating and crazy, love is hot Fire coals. Married life has gone hand in hand through the ups and downs, warmth and difficulties, and I have begun to understand that love can withstand the ordinary fleeting years.

4. Don’t need to be understood by anyone, let alone explain yourself to anyone.

5. When you cannot retreat, when you no longer hesitate, always move forward. The road is always there.

6. In fact, nothing can be forgotten. No matter how beautiful and unforgettable the past is, it turns out to be just the past.

7. How many stories worth remembering in a person's life, the bitterness of crying and the joy of laughter in the river of passing years.

8. Love is a five-flavor bottle filled with sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty, so sweet that it feels bitter to the bottom of your heart.

9. There is no emotion in the world that does not hurt people's hearts. More or less, it will leave scars on your soul. At the expense of the scars, you will gain emotional joy, and in return, you will receive emotional joy. of scars.

10. Whenever I look at the sky, I don’t like to talk anymore. Whenever I talk, I don’t dare to look at the sky anymore.

11. Just a flick of time, things have changed. The prehistoric era has buried all hopes and deep feelings. Forgiveness is the greatest punishment.

12. Life is not easy and life is not long, so why bother yourself and hurt yourself with unnecessary worries. Youth should have a happy and brave temperament.

13. Everything you have learned, every suffering you have suffered, will come in handy at some point in your life.

14. You don’t have to talk about loving someone all the time. What you have to do is to make yourself excellent and make her feel happy when she sees you. And everyone knows that you are a perfect match. , nothing more.

15. Those things that we once thought we never forget are forgotten by us in the process of never forgetting them.

16. Some people, while waiting, cannot wait any longer, so they have no choice but to leave. There are some things that in the process of asking for, you can't wait for, so you can only give up.

17. Close your eyes, clean your heart, and let the past go.

18. There are good memories and sad ones. Life is only a few decades, and the most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others.

19. Sometimes, you just need to pick yourself up and move on with your life.

Twenty. Youth is the best years of life. Believe in yourself and know that there is something deep in your heart that is stronger than any difficulty.

21. Don’t expect everyone to understand you, because everyone has their own preferences. If you make radish, you cannot make green vegetables.

22. The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again in their lifetime.

23. Face complexity and maintain joy. Believe in your own strength, but don’t refuse tears; believe in material beauty, but don’t spend your whole life

24. Trust is the easiest thing to lose in this world, and it is also the hardest thing to recover. Deep down within us, each of us is alone. Beautiful words: sometimes happiness only needs one step

1. In emotional confrontation, if you win face, you lose love. Often those who persevere to the end become lonely. ---"Motto"

2. Now is not the time to think about what is missing, it is time to think about what you can do with what you have. ---Hemingway "The Old Man and the Sea"

3. The beauty of a woman will become older and older as the years go by, but the old beauty in her body will be cherished by the world. In the mouth, it is called femininity. ---Su Cen

4. This city does not have the legend of grass growing and orioles flying. It always lives in reality, with fast drum beats, hurried figures, numb eyes, and false smiles, and I am Be assimilated.

5. You splashed ink on the incomplete words of desire in the corner, thus rendering a summer without ups and downs. ---Guo Jingming's "The Summer Solstice Has Not Arrive"

6. Time is the fairest judge; history is the best witness. You will eventually know how much I love you, but give me a certain amount of time!

7. Happiness sometimes only needs one step!

8. No heart will be hurt by pursuing your dreams. When you really want something, the entire universe will unite to help you complete it.

9. An important sign of maturity is not learning to express, but learning to swallow.

10. The souvenirs of love are never the watches and necklaces you gave me, or even those sweet text messages and photos. The most precious souvenirs of love are the ones you left on me. Just like the changes left by rivers to the terrain, you have made changes to me.

Cai Kangyong

11. The past is just an experience and feeling, not evidence. There is no need to pay current or future responsibilities for the past likes. Don't hold on to the past. The facts now are more valid and convincing than the memories of the past.

12. In life, there is as much pain as there are caress; persistence in life is persistence in learning. Although we encounter hardships, we can grow and regain our strength in the hardships again and again. Get up. This is the life of struggle.

13. Most people think that courage means not being afraid. Now let me tell you, not being afraid is not courage, it is some kind of brain damage. Courage is the ability to face difficulties even though you feel afraid; to face them directly even though you feel pain. "The Road Less Traveled"

14. In the past, letters were slow, carriages and horses were far away, and I could only love one person in my life.

15. There will always be things you can't stand in life. There are also people who can't stand you. The most uncomfortable feeling is not becoming a stranger, but the gradually unfamiliar attitude.

16. When you feel sad or wronged, cry loudly. After crying, I washed my face, patted my face, and gave myself a smile. Don't rub it, otherwise your eyes will be swollen the next morning.

17. Some people around you stop to tell you a truth about life. Some people stop to share some treasured secrets. Life is enriched and lively by these stop-and-go passers-by. When they get up again, say goodbye with a smile. There are many things in the world that you cannot change, but you should strive to change everything that can be changed, and do everything possible to adapt to everything that cannot be changed.

18. Instead of caring about others’ betrayal and unkindness, it is better to manage your own dignity and beauty.

19. One day I will walk away from you silently without making any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

Twenty, life is like a summer flower. Who will subscribe to my sadness? The future you talk about is a scenery that I cannot touch. Whose world will be brightened by my departure?

21. I like to do things that scare me. ---Leonardo DiCaprio

22. All people get everything from life, but most people don't know it. ---Jorge Luis Borges's "Ondel"

23. Some tiredness, tiredness in the heart; some tears, hanging on the face, hurt in the heart; some pain, no injury or trace, pain In the heart; if there is sound, it is also tiring; if it is tangible, it is also painful; if there is injury, it still hurts. Instead of complaining about the world, it is better to change yourself. Taking care of your own heart and doing your own thing is better than anything else. You don’t need medicine, you just need to shut up

The whole class danced together. It was really diverse and varied, stretching and twisting. The boy in his head tried his best to imitate the movements of the classmates in front, but Please focus on the beginning and ending movements, and ignore the middle. It will drive people crazy! ! ! !

The girl came to see the doctor with a bruised nose and face. The doctor asked her what was wrong. The lady burst into tears and said that every time her husband came back drunk, he would beat her. "That's easy," the doctor said, "I'll give you this mouthwash. Next time he comes home drunk, hold on to this mouthwash until he falls asleep and then spit it out." A month later, the lady was very happy. I went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, what kind of medicine did you prescribe for me? He really stopped beating me!" "I gave you pure water." The doctor said, "You don't need medicine, you just need to shut up." Mouth

I went to the dentist to have my wisdom teeth removed and have an operation. Because I couldn’t speak, I recorded a voice in advance saying “It hurts so much.” When I felt the pain, I pressed play. The whole clinic echoed “Doctor, please slow down.” "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..." A group of doctors and nurses were hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Later, the doctor who performed the surgery couldn't bear it and took away my mobile phone

I was bullied when I just transferred to another school. I called my grandpa to help him vent his anger. Unexpectedly, the other party also called him grandpa. When we met, my grandpa suddenly said: "Boy, do you know me?" "Unexpectedly, his grandfather saluted and without saying a word, the two of them went to the tavern with wet eyes.

Xiao Ming was very naughty and reported that he was eating apples in a nearby orchard, but he was discovered. The orchard The host asked: "What's your name?" I want to tell your parents! Xiao Ming said calmly: "No need, my parents know my name."

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Before I died, I called my disciple to the bedside, opened his mouth and asked: "Are my teeth still there? "No more." "Where's my tongue?" "Still." Lao Tzu said: "Soft things exist longer than hard ones!" ”

When I was in high school, I lived on campus. It took more than 40 minutes to take a minibus from home. One week, I lost my money. I was so worried about face that I didn’t ask anyone to borrow it. I was so surprised that I took it with me on Monday. The milk tea bag, honey and fruit were kept until Friday, and I didn’t even ask for the four yuan for the bus trip home. Now that I think about it, I was pretty happy. It's interesting... I want to save face and suffer.

I remember that every time I pulled over, the coach would scold me. I was nervous and parked the car crookedly again. I turned around and looked at the coach. The coach looked at me without saying a word. I asked timidly: "I parked the car crookedly again, right?" The coach said indignantly: "How can it be possible? It's because the road is crooked!" !

In the past, every time I returned home from vacation, my laziness would relapse and I would stay in bed all day long. . . My parents were very dissatisfied with this. Once I was lying in bed in a daze, and my father thought I was asleep, so he told my mother: "Look at how lazy our daughter is. If she gets married in the future, the husband's family will probably Adding an ancestor..." My mother responded: "Yes, it's so pitiful. I really sympathize with our future son-in-law..." Dad: "That's not the case. If someone really marries our daughter, it must be because he committed too many sins in his previous life. Too much, not worthy of sympathy!”

The subway at work was super crowded today, and a man accidentally stepped on a woman’s foot and said sorry. Unexpectedly, the woman refused and kept yelling. The man couldn't bear to take out his mobile phone and pointed it at her, so he turned on Tom Cat on the mobile phone...

I went to donate blood with my friends, and someone donated 200cc to a person. For a carton of milk, someone donated 600cc to an electronic watch and a carton of milk. A second-hand colleague said: If I donate 1200cc, I don’t know how many things I will get. I told him at that time that he was worthless and greedy for petty gains. When it's my turn. The doctor said how much to donate, but I said, "Take it all," and what will I get?