Qq space is humorous and interesting.

First, there are some things that don't need to be wrangling, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

Second, please don't take my tolerance for you on the spot as your shameless capital.

Third, when mice get angry, everyone is a sick cat.

Fourth, I wish all lovers will be well.

Five, there is a grave in my heart, and the widow is buried.

6. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

Seven, I like to play the temple escape, because I like to be chased.

Eight, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

9. Don't come to me for nothing, let alone say anything.

10. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Behind every successful man, there will be a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

Sixteen, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

Seventeen, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore ~ ~!

Eighteen, people want face, trees want skin, and telephone poles want cement.

Nineteen, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

Twenty, men don't make money, women are anxious, and men make money and women regret it.

21, "honey, I ... I'm pregnant ... for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, you don't have to be responsible ..."

22. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.

Twenty-three, I killed five mosquitoes and four of them had their period.

Twenty-four, I met a writer's signature: it may seem approximate, but it may not be. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

Twenty-six, it's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

Twenty-seven, I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

28, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, the past is the threshold.

Twenty-nine, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

3 1. It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

Thirty-two, there is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

Actually, I'm homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.

35. What is irony? Ironically, even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, people still think your paper is soft, dirty your fingers, and hard, hurting your ass.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

QQ space humorous and interesting classic jokes.

First, "I just chatted with my roommate Xiaobai about my daily life, thinking that if I could have such leisure every day, it would be great for the palace where I seldom rest on weekdays." "Speak human words!" "I don't want to go to class."

Second, the bus driver may have a bad stomach and want to fart while driving. But because there were too many people in the car, I was embarrassed to let go, so he blew his horn and pressed it seven or eight times. This is an old lady who ran over and patted him on the back of the head and said, "Don't press it, big brother, this car stinks when it honks."

Third, I asked my father: Do you have WeChat? Dad said: You don't listen to me now. How can you have prestige? ...

Four, diaosi, my ex-girlfriend ran away with Gao Fushuai. I also went to the party when they got married. I raised my glass to the groom and said, your wife is very beautiful, so I'll do it first. You're welcome!

5. The mobile phone vibrates and turns on: "Hello?" "It's me, I'm getting married." A leak in my heart: "Oh-""Hey! I'm getting married! " "Congratulations ..." "Hey! It's so cold Won't my brother who has been with me for so many years come to the wedding reception? " "Well, where is the wedding?" "Amsterdam" "Why did you come all the way from Holland to get married?" "If you are a woman, do I need it?"

Six, physical education class, boys and girls in two rows, take turns to practice standing. It's the girl's turn to stand, and the boy's turn to judge the inch. The PE teacher shouted the password: stand at attention and hold your chest out. Some girls are too shy to stand up. The teacher said, Oh, no breasts? You can't stand it. The whole class laughed. ...

7. Set San Xiao's phone as the leader. Every time San Xiao calls, his wife says, "Come on, the leader is calling!" After I answered the phone, I said that the leader asked me to go. When I was about to go out, my wife told me, "Take more money and do a good job."

Eight, the buddy driving a Mercedes-Benz chatted with the buddy driving a BMW: "This gasoline is still too cheap. It's better to rise above 70 liters. If you can't afford to drive a broken car, you don't have to wait in line to refuel. " At this time, the buddy driving a Rolls Royce spoke at the back: "Dude, you are right. If it rises to more than 700 liters, people who drive Mercedes-Benz BMW can't afford to add gas, so we don't have to wait in line! " If only it rose to more than 70,000 liters, my car would be smoother on the road! An electric bicycle next to it said! !

Nine, I met the wrong person, or I was cheated by scum, but because of my previous efforts, I felt too reluctant to give up immediately, so pandering was delayed for some years. It really shouldn't be like this. The sooner you get rid of the mistakes in your life, the better. Don't hurt yourself, miss the opportunity to get rid of them, and turn your life into a negative value. Let go of the stop loss.

As far as your cowardice is concerned, no matter how you reply to Mp, it is not as much as mine.

A friend who has been married for many years told me that being with my wife is the same as the Battle of Shangganling! I thought, damn it, I'm so fucking passionate that I don't know the goods are coming: water shortage! Lack of ... water ...

A: My boyfriend was robbed by a glass. B: Serves him right! Who told you to rob my girlfriend?

Thirteen, the right time, the wrong person, that is youth. The right time, the right person, that is love. Like a person, love a person can not wait for his whole world in front of him (her).

14. I am a mobile phone salesman. One day, a beautiful woman came to the counter with a Samsung N7 100 to solve the mobile phone problem. I sent a message with my mobile phone. I gave it back to her, and she immediately opened the message. The 5.5-inch screen reads "Wife, I want you." She disappeared before I could deal with her cell phone problem. ...

Fifteen, "I always feel that my daughter-in-law is wrong. Am I worrying too much? " "Maybe the grassland is too green."

A man fell in love with a girl at first sight and met her in the canteen one day. Encouraged by his classmates, he walked up to MM cautiously and asked her shyly, "What's your name, please?" MM replied: "I ordered barbecued rice with honey sauce!" " "

Seventeen, there is a girl who always dreams of a man with a mole on his chin. She always said, come to me. Finally, they agreed to meet in a park in 12. When the time came, the girl felt a little hot, so she went across to buy water to drink. Suddenly, she was hit by a car. Passers-by were going to take her to the accident car and take her to the hospital, only to find that it was a hearse with a man with a mole on his chin and his mouth raised. .

Eighteen years old, by train, opposite a boy of seven or eight years old. A little hungry, I took out a bottle of "Yinlu" eight-treasure porridge from my bag to eat. The little boy asked me what the smell was. I thought the child was greedy, so I took a bottle out of my bag and motioned for him to eat. Who knows, the little boy shook his head and said, I just asked you what it was, and I was a little confused: sweet? The little boy proudly learned the advertising tone: idiot, the taste of "silver heron" love ~ I am speechless.

I often meet some top customers when I work in a bank. One day, a customer re-filled the application form for opening an account, and the security guard reminded the customer that it was wrong. The customer glared and the security guard walked away angrily. The teller was curious to receive the customer application form, and the column of certificate type impressively wrote "rectangle"!

Two or three years ago, she and her father went to the general's house for their birthday. The stars holding the moon gallery passed by, and the pavilion paused, suddenly hearing the strings of the orchestra. He is a patient in son of the general. The garden blows, attracting beautiful people to stop and stay. If she just turns her head and smiles, even if there are a hundred spells, she will be taken away by everyone. The beauty of these flowers made him unforgettable. The court changed color and the prominent family was in trouble. Her father was demoted to the border, and her family was scattered and disappeared. Three years later, he has become the champion of the new subject, and the threshold of reconstruction is now in full swing. He inquired about her everywhere, but found nothing. But I didn't know she was anonymous, a slave, right next to him.

Twenty-one, a teasing roommate asked his girlfriend out for a drink, and her girlfriend said she couldn't go because her period came. Silly boy: Then ask your period to come with us. ................

22. Who met who in the world of mortals? Do you have any regrets? Laughing away the years, the only season to meet is the flower season. Who meets who is holding hands? Feel the true feelings of the world, and will not let go when you are tired. Often the letter is full of love words, warming you and me, and the years are as old as ever, and the heart is as old as ever. Yesterday's wind is still blowing gently, but can my thoughts make your sadness dissipate?

Twenty-three, at noon, my wife picked up the children from school with a battery car and walked back when she came back. Asked, said across the car just looking for children, looking back, don't know who pulled out the car keys, had to pull over. The wife took the spare key at home and said happily, "fortunately, I rode in the car and only lost my key." Now I'm going to ride the car back. " As you can guess, the car is missing. I just want to say, "It's a good thing my wife went home and got the key, otherwise it's estimated that my wife was stolen."

One day I was joking with my wife and my son was there. The wife said, son, your father often travels. Maybe you have brothers and sisters outside. I said: brothers and sisters. Wife: Did you hear that, son? You have a younger brother and sister outside and your father has a mistress outside! Without looking up, the son said, Mom, are you kidding? If I had a younger brother and sister, you would be a mistress!

25. I don't know when the word "male girlfriend" became popular. Baidu once said that a male girlfriend refers to a non-lover male friend that women talk about everything. I am a non-lover, and I can talk about anything. How can I talk about it without doing anything? . . . I really admire that I can call my booty friends so fresh and refined. .

26. May you enrich the world because of someone's appearance. May your life be like a golden greeting on a greeting card. May this long time be gentle and safe, and have memories to cook wine. May you have no weakness and need no armor. May we spend our lives with the people we love, with tears in our eyes and eternal life.

Twenty-seven, playing war games with people when I was a child. My friends are all holding knives and swords, the so-called "Eternal Tu Longdao"! They all say that the world is invincible and dominate the Wulin! Only I took the washboard at home and pointed at them one by one and said, "Whoever is good will try it on his knees!" " If you don't beg for mercy for an hour, who is the martial arts leader!

Twenty-eight, "Dad, the teacher told me to drop out of school." "Why?" "I slept again in class today." "What is this? I often doze off in class when I study! " "So, you also have the habit of sleeping naked?"

29-year-old Zhang Qiling slept soundly in bed. Wu Xie looked at the messy broken hair, stretched out his hand and rubbed it, and suddenly froze. There is a silvery white in the black hair, which deeply hurts the softest place in Wu Xie's heart. He said bitterly, "I didn't expect that even you are old."

Thirty, one day Xiao Ming picked up the Arabian magic lamp and called out the lamp god excitedly. Lamp God: I can grant you three wishes, but the person you hate most will get double reward. Xiao Ming immediately said, "I want to be as rich as an enemy and live forever." Lamp God: "All these will come true. Don't forget, the person you hate most will get twice as much as you, and now you only have one last wish. " So Xiao Ming thought about it and said tactfully, "You scared me to death."

3 1. On the night of the emperor's wedding, he sat alone in the pavilion of the Prime Minister's House drinking. She looked up at the bright moon and murmured, "The queen must be beautiful." "Well, it's beautiful." "The emperor, the emperor! How did you ... "He hurriedly knelt down. "Ai Qing, do you know the charges?" He froze. The emperor hugged him and whispered, "Let me not have children.

Thirty-two, for breakfast, Ayu eats steamed buns, one in each hand and one in her mouth. I laughed at her big mouth, and she could eat two steamed stuffed buns in one bite! She yelled at me: You have a small mouth! I ate two bananas last night! . . .

33. When I took the bus to work in the morning, a monk was on the phone. Suddenly, the monk shouted into the phone: Do you love me or not? The whole car is quiet. After a while, the monk said, well, I'll tell you, the monk doesn't talk nonsense. Tell me the truth, do you still love me?

A beggar went to Xiao Wang's house to beg, and he gave him ten dollars. The beggar went again the next day and gave ten dollars for two years. Only five dollars a day, the beggar asked, "I used to give ten dollars, but now how can I give five dollars?" Xiao Wang: "I am married." The beggar slapped him: "Shit, you take my money to support your wife?"

She has had a crush on him for a long time. One day I finally got up the courage to ask him: What kind of girl do you like? He replied faintly: a smart and elegant goddess. She was secretly sad: then I don't have any hope. But I feel the warm breath in my ears: idiot, I don't like you, but I love you.

Thirty-six, that year, he left without looking back and left her a few words. She waited hard, and when he came back ten years later, she quietly pursued him, hoping that he would look back at her. That year, she got married and let go of her love for him. She said: "I waited for you for ten years, and I loved my love for ten years." Please be happy. " Turning to leave, he stared at her back and said, "Yes." She is married, she is the bride and he is the best man. He looked at her back and forced a smile.

37. People grew up in an extremely dangerous environment in their childhood, and the danger is in the blink of an eye. Today, I heard the mother next door yelling at the baby less than two months old: "Cry again, cry to death again! ! ! "

38. I may be fired. Today, my boss Su Yan came to work. I said to her: hey, new guy, pour a glass of water for the management! His cat is turning into a pig, even lying down. ....

39. The friendship between three people is unpleasant. She looked at the two people chatting happily in front and gave a wry smile. It's not the first time to forget her existence. She walked slowly, increasing the distance. I couldn't help it, so I called him and complained a little about him: "You see, I am always dispensable. Oh, forget it, it's good to be alone, and the air you breathe is fresher. " The other end of the phone: "Bullshit, you still have me around!" " She thought it was just to comfort her, so she said, "I don't believe it! What are you doing here? Come and see, where, where? " There was no response on the other end of the phone for a few seconds. She looked around proudly, but it wasn't. "Silly, just look at the back. "The other end suddenly said. She froze and looked back bit by bit. He is in front of me. She froze and didn't know what to say, but her excitement could not be concealed. "He patted her on the head when I cheated you? It is said that it is now. ""How did you see me and follow me? "A long time, she said." I knew it when I saw you walking behind them like a snail when I bought something from the supermarket. Anyway, on the way, I will follow you to see if I can cry and laugh at you. But look how good I am. I've always been with you. "

Forty or May Day is a good day for blind date. No, Sister Li said that her eldest niece will come back for a blind date tomorrow, and asked me to send her a selfie and show it to her niece when she is better. This can make my hair so excited that when I was about to take a nice photo, the old woman came over and said, it's not like taking a photo for you, just take it casually. My niece has a high eye. Looking at your photos in advance can give boys a lot of points and make them more successful.

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First, whether you are stupid or not depends mainly on whether you can play dumb.

Second, a woman can't see through her heart because the meat on her chest is too thick.

Third, look at all the goods in the past, sister, who do you want to live with?

Fourth, I blame myself for being too young to know whether it is a man or a dog.

I am not a good horse, but I am not an ordinary donkey.

Six, don't drag in front of me, the blacklist will tell you that you are more exciting!

Forgive me for my bohemian low laugh all my life.

Eight, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.

How I hope that one day I love you, and I can write you love me backwards.

Ten, everything can be seen, and life can be embarrassing.

Xi。 The present society is: a brain society, where money brings people. You can be expensive or free.

Twelve, the hottest is the bitch widow door, don't be coquettish.

Thirteen, life is so charming, and your mother is so coquettish.

Fourteen, one day, there will be water, and it is necessary to go against the Yangtze River.

15. You asked me how much I love you. Money can represent my heart.

Take off your clothes, I am an animal. Put on your clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

Seventeen, a big one, the whole world!

Eighteen, Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, and the spirit guy is a bit hanging.

Nineteen, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

Twenty, people who come to see your face will also look for other faces. Only those who come for your heart will last.

I don't like sleeping with a woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

22. Society has style, but I am not your object.

Twenty-three, eat, drink, and be merry, that is the goods, and sharing weal and woe is the wife.

24. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.

Twenty-six, how much love can fool around.

Twenty-seven, a group of dogs behind the money, it is difficult to go without money.

Twenty-eight, people decorate clothes, horses decorate saddles, and dogs run with the bell.

Twenty-nine, be a person who has side effects on society.

Qq space, talk about fun and funny.

Talk about funny classics 1 in Qq space. Someone asked me why I was so dark, and I smiled: I am not ugly when I cover all the ugliness with white, and you cover all the ugliness with white.

You should learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? I'm telling you, all this is true!

Yesterday, the goddess sent me a short message: "Nobody at home tonight". Then I ran to her house and knocked on the door for an hour. Sure enough, no one is here!

It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love several people at the same time.

6. Good people have to go through 81 difficulties to become Buddhas, and bad people can become Buddhas by putting down their butcher knives.

7. I know you are all learning to drive, and now I dare not cross the road.

8. It is reported that cheating in the college entrance examination will be sentenced. If a college entrance examination student is caught cheating, a prisoner will ask him how he got in, and the child can answer, "You may not believe it, but I was admitted here."

9. If you are reading this article, you like me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it?

10. Handsome is called shock, and your giant can only be called attack.

1 1. When I was a child, I thought Internet cafes were the most wasteful places. Twenty dollars will be spent in an afternoon. Now I think Internet cafes are the most economical places. I can sit all afternoon for twenty dollars.

12. Everyone who loves to shake his feet has a sewing machine in his heart.

13. On the way, I met an old man carrying something. I want to go up and help him move. I casually said, "old thing, I'll help you carry it."

14. There is a kind of sadness. This math problem is beyond my understanding in China.

15. The frequency of school payment is so fast that parents think I am taking drugs.

Talk about interesting and funny hot articles 1 in Qq space. Whoever says he loves you again in the future will be slapped in the face and will not fight back, proving that he really loves you.

At the end of the exam, the whole person is in the same state as Gee when he was a child: "Remember, back … back, back …"

On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

4. Attention, everyone: There may be organizations selling human organs recently! ! Just now, a woman turned to me and asked, "Are you shameless?" .

5. "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Not yet." "What are you looking for?" "Just find someone who can look at me!" "Your requirements are not low!"

6. "Almost everyone has been to school." "Who is the school? So cheap. "

7. I hope all the money in my pocket loves each other and has more children.

8. Those women who can't unscrew the bottle cap are pretending. Ask her to open a courier to try.

9. "Times are different, men and women are the same." Twenty years ago, this was the standard of birth, but now, this is the standard of mate selection. ...

10. Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

1 1. A senior picked up a junior in public and kissed her face. The schoolmate immediately got angry and shouted shamelessly. The senior was shocked and kissed her mouth decisively.

12. Someone said I was ugly, and I laughed. You haven't met my friend.

13. Dad started playing WeChat, so I pretended to be a stranger and added him, trying to fool Dad. Today, he began to tell me that his son failed to live up to expectations. Hey, talking too much is all tears!

14. I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.

15. My nightlife is still very rich! For example, I have math homework, physics homework, geography homework, biology homework, Chinese homework, English homework, history homework …

Talk about the latest funny articles in Qq space 1. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.

Don't come back to me when the waves are enough, saying you want to have a home. I'm not a garbage collection station.

I have three brothers, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What is my name, please?

4. At first glance, you are not so good; The second time, it's better to be fierce.

Girls, a boy slaps you gently to make you coquetry, not to make you fight back with ten times your strength.

6. When I'm not around, go home quickly after going out, don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

7. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

8. It is not naivety that defeats you, but naivety.

9. A man like me who can attack and endure, be cute and fierce, but Uncle Lori can be wretched, shy, unrestrained and proud, you deserve it.

10. I want to see if you are uglier when you are asleep than when you are awake.

1 1. I swear I'll chop my hand if I go shopping in Taobao again. Now I look at prosthetic limbs on Taobao.

12. I like homework very much since I entered school. I advise homework to be soaked in rain and dew, but if you don't listen to homework, let me do more, let me do more.

13. I wanted to take this final exam to turn over, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.

14. If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me cool down in the water, really.

15. For children who are afraid to go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I want to say that ghosts have dignity, and which ghost will wait for you in your toilet in the middle of the night.

16. Fan Bingbing and Li Bingbing are not as good as an icebreaker this season.

17. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but single pigs will not. Single pigs can drink two cups by themselves.

18. Remember to keep smiling at all times, which will make you look like a psycho who can't be provoked casually.

19. Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

20. If I make you unhappy, don't think too much, I did it on purpose.