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How to write xiehouyu

Toilet boards are ancestral cards-not serious materials.

The stones in the toilet are smelly and hard.

Put the rose soul flower in the toilet-

On rainy days, umbrellas block (parties).

Stones in Yuhuatai-Colorful.

The rain dripped on the incense head-just hit it.

(the metaphor is very clever)

Fishing in the swimming pool-attracting people to take the bait.

Swimming ashore-empty-handed.

Bumper cars in amusement parks are difficult to control.

Turn from the main street to the hutong-the road is getting narrower and narrower.

Turn from the main street to the alley-the road is getting narrower and narrower.

Marry a daughter-in-law and have a daughter-give and take.

Injection and blood drawing-gains and losses.

This is a lark and a kangaroo. It can sing and jump.

Astronauts travel-1000 miles a day.

After the rain, rainbows come and go.

After the rain, the light will come again.

Playing lanterns on rainy nights-can't stand the wind and rain.

Sleeping with a tiger-how dare you!

Jade emperor-high above.

The jade emperor asked for permission-a strange thing.

The emperor flew into a rage-he lost his mind.

The emperor's guests are all immortals.

Jade Emperor Gao Caishen-three generations of wealth.

White paint on the king-pretend to be cheap.

Jade sister-baby egg

It's a pity that jade dropped it.

The Jade Emperor worships the God of Wealth, a rich man and a big three generations.

Paint jade with white paint and pretend to be cheap one by one.

Sister jade-baby egg

Unfortunately, Wang Dao failed.

Yuan Shikai proclaimed himself emperor-unpopular.

Marshal's tent-back and forth.

Lost in the primeval forest-in a dilemma

Round table ~ neck and neck

There is a light in the distance-the future is bright.

Reading newspapers in the reading room is full of articles.

Reading under the moon-it is your light.

Pregnant women groan during childbirth

Wave one by one in the clouds

Yunnan tiger, Mongolian camel, a stranger

Scissors hanging on the cloud-Gao Cai (scissors)

Open a pocket in the cloud-play the fool.

Night Pearl Breathing-A Living Baby.

Chamber pot hits-only his mouth is left.

Night rats steal food-it's getting dark.

Don't close the door at night-be brave.

When the eagle is full, it can't catch the rabbit, and the rabbit can't get out of the nest-lazy versus lazy.

The eagle flies in the blue sky and walks at night-each goes his own way.

A rag from the paint shop.-I can't tell the difference.

Yixing pot-good mouth.

The actor took a curtain call-it's time to step down.

Top performer-happy for a while.

Flies can't walk when they see blood.

Flies fart.-Who are you scaring?

Cast a net in the swimming pool-fishing people.

Castrated pigs cut off their ears-both suffer.

Pottery pots on the kiln-one set.

Tigers eat fireflies.-I know.

Yang Zhi sells knives-he knows everything.

Quarrel at the party-break up in discord

The light in the bathroom is blurred.

Immersing a ballpoint pen in ink is not just one thing.

My aunt's pillow is soft and hard.

Maggots grow in salt pots.-strange.

People crawling out of the salt heap talk a lot.

Peanuts in the salt heap-idle people (salty kernels)

Put a trumpet on the salt pile-you talk too much.

Saline-alkali soil has few seedlings.

Crops on saline-alkali land-dead or alive.

Yuan shikai as emperor-short-lived goods.

The duck is drowning.-secret efforts.

Ducks in the Water-Busy Mouth

The water splashed on the duck's back is not sticky at all.

Old people in duck sheds sleep late-not simply (picking) eggs.

Duck into chicken-just polish your oral skin.

Duck on the shelf-forced out.

Ducks go home to see what birds are wings.

Ducks eat grass-sacrifice day.

Ducks eat big peppers-they keep shaking their heads.

Ducks eat worms and get entangled.

The duck stepped on the water-it was dark and hard.

The duck is born.-No mother.

The duckbill can't be cooked badly.

Ducks hatch chickens-in vain.

Ducks climb trees-difficult.

Duck drowning- /P & gt;

Duck into chicken-grinding is not enough.

Duck down wrapped-it's so comfortable.

A duck gritted its neck and swallowed chopsticks.

Soot on the dough-dirt under black.

Settle down in the chimney.-no way.

Cooking in the pot of a pipe is not acceptable.

Steamed steamed bread in a cigarette pot-not very angry.

Stir-fried sesame-small mash in a tobacco pot.

Scrambled eggs in a cigarette pot-what kind of guests are invited?

Smoking pot to roast hands-no heat.

Waves in the chimney-leading to darkness.

Sparrows in the chimney-from the underworld.

The vinegar jar in nicotinic acid gas is soaring.

There's marijuana in the chimney-it's not there.

deceive oneself as well as others

Holding a the Monkey King-holding a monkey.

Wild raccoons lick the tiger's nose-slipping is fatal.

Wild foxes pee-they are angry.

The beast is in power-desolation

The wild bees flew into the fishing net-they just took a loophole.

Mad dogs in the wild are hard to get close to.

Drive the rabbits out of the wild-whoever catches them will get them.

Outdoor heating-using local materials (firewood)

Bison broke into the fire and became hairless.

The wild pigeons have taken off-their whereabouts are unknown.

A boar's head as a tribute-insincere.

Be picky ~ do a few things seriously

There's dust in your eyes.-unbearable.

Put cotton on your eyes-you can't see through it.

Stick money on your eyes-you can't see people when you see money.

Stick a stick in your eye-I can't stand it.

Sharp eyes, really sharp.

Buds have sprouted on my eyes, which is not a good sign.

A plaster for the eyes-covering the eyes.

Sleeping on a cliff-true rate?

Catch crabs in the cracks in the cliff-as sure as a gun.

The fishermen were ecstatic at the news of the fishing season-the hunters caught up with the fish.

Fishing nets are umbrellas-they can't cover the sun.

Fish baskets carry water-there is no place that is not leaking.

A meeting of the underworld.-not human.

Wang Yan opened a shop-nobody bought it.

Master Yan marries his daughter-it's a ghost who picks the sedan chair and a ghost who sits in it.

Hades doesn't wear a hat-sneaky.

Yan dozed off-called the wrong name.

Smoking opium-a heavy smoker.

Please send an invitation to terrorists-if you don't go, you can't go.

That terrible man talks nonsense.

Ye Yan's baked sesame cakes are full of variety.

The father of death, an immortal ghost.

Horrible fan-evil wind.

Terrible fans.

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Grandma Yan embroidered purse-trick

Your majesty is easy to see.-children are difficult.

Horror juggling.-juggling.

That terrible man lied-cheated the ghost.

The devil does things one by one.

Death knocks-the ghost has gone home.

Bank blank-blank check.

Pickled radish mixed with cucumber-all leisure (salty)

A baby in a cradle is a person who doesn't know what he is.

The yamen soap beats dad-business is business.

Lions in the yamen-a pair.

There is a dead mouse pinned to your waist-pretend to be a hunter.

Hang an abacus around your waist-just think for yourself.

Don't stick steel bars in your waist-it's hard.

The belt is used to wrap around the neck-it's wrong.

One leg grows on the kidney.

Crabs in the fish tank-how do you count them?

Fish eat shrimp and shrimp eat fish-the law of the jungle.

The fishbone is stuck in the throat-can't get in, can't get out; I can't swallow it or spit it out.

Crabs in a fish basket-easier to come in than to go out.

Hefei copied all the gourd paintings.

When I saw my grandson, the cat ran away-honey.

Father and son fell into the river and fluttered about.

Grandpa is racing with his grandson-unwilling to get old.

Quench thirst by drinking poison-self-destruction

The girl is holding a baby, which belongs to someone else.

Ducks walk-swagger.

The duck floats-the upper part is tight.

Ducks on the threshold-chaos inside and outside.

The duck is in the water-the mouth is in front.

Ducks walk along the beach-quack.

A duck in a frozen field-it is difficult to insert wings.

The duck is dead, and its mouth is still stiff.

Ducks eat spinach-several shovels and roots.

The duck's back is splashed with water-it's bare.

There is nothing left. )

Ducks don't eat small fish-keep your eyes on the sky.

Ducks have sores on their heads-it's evil (goose).

(figuratively speaking, the face is fierce J.

Duck is delicious-but the mouth is hard.

(figuratively speaking, don't admit failure, don't admit mistakes.

Ducks enter the field-know what they are.

Duck pays-chicken does (shit)

Ducks built a hundred feet.-yeah.

(The metaphor is correct and appropriate. It's still a hit or an opponent, opponent J.

There is a goose in the duck-count your neck length.

(metaphorically curious J.

No money to gamble-watch others play.

The lion in the yamen is obvious.

) The problem is obvious. )

The yamen said that those who sell gauze hats will get old sooner or later.

(Metaphor is your own sooner or later. )

Pick the meat with your teeth-it won't solve your desire.

(Metaphor is of little significance. )

Gnash one's teeth and eat others.

(figuratively, go outside to find a bargain. )

Dumb abacus-boring calculation

The dumb catch the thief-don't move your hands.

It's no fun to catch a donkey when it's dumb.

It is painful to go to a restaurant for the dumb.

The dumb look at the blind-unable to make clear gestures.

Dumb singing opera-puzzling.

The dumb eat jiaozi-they know it.

The dumb listen to the report-got the message.

Silent mosquitoes stare (bite) in the dark.

Stupid dream.-it's hard to say.

Dumb reading-poison (reading) is in the heart.

Dumb New Year greetings-only series, no talking.

When a mute meets his mother, it is difficult to complain about his difficulties.

Dumb people dream of their mother-unspeakable pain.

Stupid witness.-it's hard to get lucky.

The dumb man stared at the fire in a daze.

The dumb kicks the key-know it well.

Speechless speech-with lively gesticulations.

Stupid New Year's greetings-talk more, talk less.

Dumb teeth-unspeakable hate in my heart.

Silent dialogue-posturing

Opening your mouth is too painful.

Dumb people eat Xiantao ~ a wonderful thing.

Dumb said elephant-indescribable.

The dumb eat jiaozi-they know it.

(figuratively speaking, if you don't say it, you know it in your heart.

Dumb people eat Rhizoma Coptidis-you can't tell the pain.

(Metaphor is suffering or hardship for various reasons.

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-there is no place to complain if there is pain.

Dumb people eat Yuanxiao-they know it.

Dumb people eat fireflies-their hearts are bright.

Dumb people eat honey, too sweet to say.

(metaphor is very happy J.

Dumb people go to court-sometimes it's hard to say.

(metaphor is inconvenient or unwilling to say J.

Silent meeting-nothing to say.

The dumb see the deaf ~ I can't make a clear gesture

(I don't understand J.

Dumb for daughter-in-law-happy in my heart.

(metaphor is very happy in my heart, J.

The mute has read a book-playing (reading) in my mind.

(metaphor is cruel. )

Correct the dumb and catch the thief-my mind is in a hurry.

I can't say anything when I'm in a hurry. )

Justice for the dumb-it's hard to complain.

Stupid dream.-it's hard to say.

Dumb meets dumb-nothing to say.

The dumb and the deaf get married, and they meet.

Bi Yu arrived together. )

Silent civet cats catch mice-one by one.

A metaphor for doing something without saying a word.

Silent dialogue-gestures.

Stupid hair.-Make up your mind

Mime-all talk and no practice.

Sparrows in the chimney-not in it.

Tobacco sticks are stuck in the mat-I can't breathe.

(metaphor unhappy, holding the cubbyhole J.

Stir-fry sesame salt in a tobacco pot.

Yan Song's hat-Who wears it well?

(Metaphorically speaking, whoever takes over is still treacherous. )

Rock boxing is too dangerous.

The salt shop caught fire-sesame seed cake

Salt shops sell balloons-leisure (salty) is extremely unhealthy (flying).

Metaphor is doing nothing, making trouble without reason. Or deliberately let things get something for nothing. )

The smoke in the salt shop-makes me feel very idle (salty)

Salt doesn't make brine-it's impolite to speak.

Maggots come out of the salt pot.-strange.

Twin lambs-regardless of each other.

Rebecca runs a restaurant-ghosts don't come to the door.

) I dare not come to J.

Hades does things-does his best.

Metaphor is full of bad ideas. )

Hades doesn't wear pants.-Laughing fool.

Yan eats garlic-there is a plot.

(metaphor is to use tricks in secret, and someone is playing tricks. )

This terrible suggestion is full of tricks.

That terrible man lied-cheated the ghost.

Death smokes opium-a heavy smoker.

Yamaraja performed a big play in front of the temple-a ghost who didn't know about death.

Terrible frown-change the train of thought.

The terrible man offered a plan-do your best.

The devil tests children-not to be defeated.

Ye Yan writes articles.-Nonsense.

Tears flow into the stomach-unspeakable pain.

Flowers on the eyes-not a bad habit.

Eyes are just above your head-just look, not look.

To make a metaphor, people only look at the leaders' glances, likes and dislikes, and don't listen to the opinions of the masses.

Regardless of the interests of the masses. )

Eyes are born under the nose-pessimistic and disappointed.

(Metaphor is a lack of confidence in the development of things. )

Hang a broom on your eyelids-invite your face.

(figuratively speaking, losing face. )

Eye drops are in my stomach-I have no idea.

(metaphor business to key J.

The actor blew his beard and stared-pretending to be angry.

Actor makeup-makeup.

Unload the actor-restore the original appearance

The actor's curtain call-the play is over.

Knives and guns for acting-all fake.

A camel ran out of the flock-don't be afraid.

A donkey ran out of the flock-what an asshole!

A rabbit is running in the flock. Count it a little, count it carefully.

(figuratively speaking, although young, he is an elf. )

Donkeys in the flock are different.

(Metaphor is different from ordinary people. )

Hair on the sheep's head-will it grow out?

Sheep dung eggs as bullets-not a good boy (son)

Metaphor is not a good thing. )

A donkey jumped out of the sheepfold-you are old.

Sheep on the fence-dilemma

Take ostrich hair from sheep.-no way.

Impossible metaphor. )

Pita Bread Soaked in Lamb Soup

Yang Zongbao got married-no fighting, no confession.

Yang Erlang's nephew-does not love the old (uncle)

Yang Liulang forgave Yang Zongbao's daughter-in-law.

Yang Silang shed tears.

Yang Wulang had his hair cut-he became a monk halfway.

Yang Weicheng's phase-the iceberg is hard to rely on.

Yang Jiajiang-They are all loyal.

Yang Jiajiang went to war. They're all here.

Yang Jiye counts his sons-the more you count, the less you get.

Poplar blossoms and bears no fruit.

Foreign monks chanting sutras-only saying no burning incense.

Tin broadsword-roll when it touches the blade.

(metaphor retreats at the sight of difficulties. )

Piss on your back-bitch (splashes) on your face.

It's the hardest to hit a wife with her head up.

Urine on your back and pay (water) one by one.

Pigs in pigsty must be stabbed to death.

Adopt a daughter-in-law as a matchmaker-take care of yourself.

Yu Can can't take care of herself. )

Fried beans with kerosene lamps-nonsense.

There is a shoulder pole at the waist-cross it a little.

Tie a pole around your waist-run sideways.

(metaphor relies on violence to do bad things in a certain place. )

Put a sickle on your waist-wherever you go.

(metaphor is very capable. )

Shake your head and eat plums-look at your sour face.

(the metaphor is very shabby. )

Bite an iron bar and say that your teeth are hard-pretend to be capable.

(metaphor can't be hard to install. )

Beggars look in the mirror-poverty.

The drug Lord's mouth ... suffered a lot.

(metaphor is very disadvantageous. )

Wave in the drugstore-lead people to pain.

Licorice in the drugstore-an indispensable kind (taste)

Selling coffins in pharmacies-worst case scenario.

The mouth of the drug king-suffered a lot.

Jujube in the medicine jar-edema

Waving in the drugstore-let you get into pain.

The key is hanging on your forehead-open your eyes.

Go ahead and get into the haystack-regardless of the tail.

The wild horse ran wild.

A nightingale and a parrot-just right.

Sing in the graveyard at night-be brave.

(Metaphor increases a person's courage. )

Chamber pot wore a straw hat-disguised as a man.

Bathing in chamber pot.-I can't escape.

(Metaphor talent cannot be put to good use. )

Look at the light at night-forget to look at the light.

(figuratively speaking, I forgot. )

The moon in the night sky-everyone touched the light.

Starry sky-everyone looks up.

Lord Ye is a dragon-I'm afraid it's true.

A master punches all the way-each has his own way of playing.

A radish is a pit-the top one.

A radish and a pit-there is no empty place.

Wear 30 pairs of shoes a month-change a pair every day.

(Metaphor has new tricks every day. )

One general and one command-who do you listen to?

A word (prey) is divided into two halves-half pushing and half doing.

Nine pieces fell off a plate-it fell apart.

Be a widow for life-an old hand (guard)

Widowed for a lifetime-no happiness (husband)

Litigation-all reasons.

) metaphors always make sense, J.

A Twenty-Four History ~ Where to Start?

Eat a whirlwind in one gulp ~ full of anger

(the metaphor is very powerful. )

Have a taste of Li Ziyi. Who doesn't know your background?

(metaphor knows the ins and outs j

I ate twelve jiaozi in one bite-what a big belly.

(metaphor is greedy J.

I ate a monk in one bite-I have something on my mind (temple)

I want to eat a fat man-I'm too impatient.

Swallow a hot taro in one gulp-it won't take a day.

(metaphor as quiet as a mouse/

Swallow three steamed buns at a time-too many.

Eat noodles with a chopstick-choose your own.

Eat lotus root with chopsticks-be picky about food.

You can eat whatever you want.

A mosquito-repellent incense burns at both ends-both ends turn to ashes.

A cow's hair is broken into eight pieces-it's really good.

(metaphor does not neglect J.

A penny for a penny is sour and cheap.

Worthless courtesy.

It rained three times a day and it was sunny.

One day -F7, the rain is relentless (sunny)

(metaphor has no feelings. Or show no mercy. )

Twelve taels in a catty-just right.

A barrel numbs a grain-not much with you, not much without you.

Metaphor has little influence and has nothing to do with the overall situation. )

A pair of chopsticks with bones-three bachelors.

Two boats have two feet-half-hearted.

Eating tofu with chopsticks-complete destruction.

Hit the south wall and never look back.

(Metaphor has been carried out to the end, erin brockovich. )

Jump headlong into the Yellow River-you can't wash it if you die.

(metaphor can't wipe off the stains on your body. )

A bowl of water spilled on the floor-it can't be cleaned.

A bowl of noodles-more than one bowl.

I want to eat a fat man-it's hard to do.

There are three Buddha halls in succession-Temple (Temple) Temple (Temple) Temple (Temple).

Kick over the kerosene stove-break up (the fire)

Step on a unicorn-I wonder how expensive it is.

(metaphor doesn't know how to be good or bad.

Knock over a sour vinegar bottle.

A basket of eggplant and a basket of anal beans-dilemma (basket)

A drop of water fell on Xiang's head-it did.

It's a pity that a flower is stuck in cow dung.

The metaphor is really regrettable. )

Catch a star and stretch out into the sky.

(Metaphorically speaking, if you stretch your hand too long, you should take care of what you shouldn't. )

One chopstick and one dish-it doesn't work.

Lift weights with one hand-you can't lift them.

A leather shoe and a slipper-you can't make a pair.

Two people sitting on a stool-just make do.

At sixes and sevens ~ I don't know

At sixes and sevens ~ have no clue

It's a mess ~ it's a mess

It's not cheap to change the soil with one shot.

One horse for two elephants-not necessarily not worth it.

One soldier versus two soldiers-it's worth it.

A journey of a thousand miles is a hundred miles away.

Pay with one hand and deliver with the other-nobody owes anyone.

Green light all the way.

One pole carries Mount Tai-can't stand it.

Melon on vine-Bitter is bitter, sweet is sweet.

The reward of a pot of vinegar-a small favor, a small favor

170 plus 8250

A hundred mice bit the cat, and none dared to bite.

A hundred miles away, there is a gift (Li) 99 miles away.

One hundred catties of cotton and a bow ~ speak slowly (play); Ramble (slow play)?

A hundred toads pull a car-only the head moves and the car doesn't move.

One incense and two buddhas-no left or right.

Pick up peanuts with chopsticks and stir them up one by one.

Bamboo sedan chair ~ sad sedan chair

Kill a mosquito with one punch and pretend to be heroes one by one.

A fist on the quilt-no response.

A barrel of numbness makes a clever drop ~ not many with you, not many without you.

A group of camels are dancing-none of them are people.

A group of sparrows are eating and chirping.

A group of dumb people together-what to do.

A group of old ladies flew south-exactly the same.

A radish has three pits-there is room for her.

Nine pieces fell off a plate-it fell apart.

I can't bear to lose a jujube stone-the pivot is dead.

The master punches all the way-each has his own way of playing.

A flea jumped up and disappeared.

Playing the trumpet and drums alone-bragging.

Why do you become sworn brothers alone?

Go to court alone.-it's okay.

A daughter-in-law and grandmothers-I don't know who to listen to.

The loach in the puddle is slippery enough.

Toad in the pit-follow, oh, oh.

Misgurnus anguillicaudatus in the pit-commodity of the same color.

Two pigs are in a trough-eating with guns.

A cherry and two stones.-Come along.

A walnut was smashed into two numbers and a kernel.

A gourd and two spoons-each with its own spoon.

The cloth in the dye vat-the same thing.

A finger and dough rammed hard.

One plays the flute and the other presses the eye-two are not as good as one.

Blow the Flame Mountain out in one breath-what a big breath.

Swallow a glass of hot red wine in one gulp.

Swallow the hot sweet potato in one gulp-it's hard to swallow.

Eat a steak in one bite-don't swallow too much.

Swallow cloth shoes in one gulp-I have a bottom in my heart.

Bite down the nail-what a hard mouth.

A bite of jiaozi-swallow.

Swallow a whirlwind-what a big breath.

Swallow a chicken claw in one gulp-hang it in your heart.

Eat lotus seeds with chopsticks-picky eaters.

A chicken and two eagles-if he gives it to you, he will be unhappy.

A broken heart has become eight petals-fuck a broken heart.

A withered onion-can't lift it.

A radish garden-all the heads.

A pot of thin rice soup-all by cooking.

A pot of muddy noodle soup-mixed together.

A hammer hit the pot-and then a big leak.

Put an awl in your body-it's nerve-racking.

The awl won't bleed-a piece of dead meat.

Stick to it-take one more step.

Hold a pot of fire in your arms-warmth.

Kick out a fart-what a coincidence!

Full of flowers and intestines-can't find the heart.

A one-foot-two pole-I can't touch the head and tail.

One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)

Ten feet eight feet house, ten feet nine feet bodhisattva-can't hold it.

A bowl of noodles-more than one bowl.

A bowl of soy sauce and a bowl of vinegar-catty to catty, two to two; No cheap touch

A row of firecrackers-even swindling (exploding) (film); Use a fraudulent whip (whip)

(cheating)

Shave three times a day-he (it) doesn't ask me to show my face, and I don't ask him.

Come out

Capsize in the gutter-an unexpected thing

Rats in the gutter-too smart to sneak in.

Wash your hands in the gutter.

Master Yin and Yang sleeps on the grave-I can't bear to part with that treasure.

The water in the sewer cannot be washed clean.

Wearing a straw hat on a cloudy day ... is redundant.

Dry the mattress on a cloudy day-not the time.

Starlight of the Milky Way-twinkle.

The stars in the Milky Way are brilliant.

A cashier in a bank can't do it without money.

Fireflies landed on the scale and thought they were bright stars.

Don't say sheep when there are camels-choose the big ones.

Don't talk about sesame seeds if you have watermelon-choose the big one.

Steamed bread with steamed bread-it would be better if it was done.

You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

Hit a stick with a date but no date-try it.

Some stand at attention, some are at ease-neat.

Stay with the heavenly queen-don't worry about going to heaven.

There are flowers and bones, and they are not afraid of not flowering.

With diva.

Compared with Bi Yu, you don't need to learn real skills in normal university. )

The fish in Dongting Lake is rotten-a great achievement.

It is getting heavier and heavier to pick up straw in the rain.

Wheat stamps on rainy days.

A toad barks happily on a rainy day.

Rainless diaper pants-consistent inside and outside

Rain hits the coffin-it burns (pours) the dead.

Send an umbrella after the rain-insincere.

The sun after the rain-warm enough (sunny enough).

After the rain, the sky is clear-gradually understand.

Send an umbrella after the rain-an empty joy

Green bamboo shoots after rain-three times a day.

Mud bodhisattva in the rain-rustic.