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Exaggerated reproduction of sentences that say people are particularly narcissistic (50 highlights)
2. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?
The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class and nodded and said, "I am handsome." They hit me again and said I was too modest.
You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.
I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.
6. A girl who met me once said to me, "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you; If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times-you are so handsome.
7. I really don't know what else in this world can be trusted to tell the truth from the false.
8. Grab your son's hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~
I want to be an anodyne vegetable.
10. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.
1 1. I want to work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.
12. People love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.
13. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.
14. I want to quit and become handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time.
15. If it is a crime for me to be too handsome, then I am willing!
16. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
17. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.
Exaggerated copy of sentences that say people are particularly narcissistic (part two) 18. Why don't I have an amazing deskmate, but my deskmate does?
19. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?
20. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.
2 1. I wake up by myself every morning.
22. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.
23. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.
24. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.
25. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.
26. Whether you love me or not is pure fiction.
27. Finally, the court announced the verdict: "It's not your fault to be handsome, it's your fault to be so handsome." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.
28. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!
When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.
30. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.
3 1. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.
32. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.
33. Yes, I am that handsome.
34. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, and the eyebrows are shining. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.
Exaggerated copy of sentences that say people are particularly narcissistic (3) 35. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and my name was Degang Guo.
36. I want to commit suicide because I am so handsome, but all the girls beg me, "You are really handsome. It is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful the world is. "
37. Look in the mirror and say, hey, it looks so good without looking in the mirror. The mirror has exploded.
The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.
I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.
40. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.
4 1. Once I was really bored and sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, no one came after me except a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......
42. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.
43. The story told today is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-it was blocked during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …
44. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.
45. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today's weather is good, it is a good day to go out and release handsome.
Ah! Why are the blue sky and the sea blue? Because I like blue. Ah! Why are other things not blue? That's because they all deeply feel that it doesn't match my favorite color!
47. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!
48. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.
49. I don't expect to understand, I just need you to listen to me attentively.
50. Some people say I am handsome. I spent the whole night wondering who leaked the news.
Say some narcissistic sentences about others.
1, Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.
I have been worried about one thing: how can others live without me in the world? Oh, I'm really angry.
3. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.
4, the child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined a flawed but affectionate id.
5. I am handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
6. Many of Stephen Chow's classic lines are like this, and Baidu also has many.
7. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!
8. Don't be infatuated with your brother, he is just a legend.
9. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
10, I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!
1 1, a star falling can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.
12, you said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.
13. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
14. Hey, why haven't you seen anyone more handsome than me?
15, don't give up if you are jealous, please continue if you are envious. Today's weather is good, it's a good day to go out and release your handsome.
16, go all the way to the red line and stop, so that the leaves in the flowers will not touch you.
17, I grow up, learn to smile, learn to be strong, and learn not to cry for anyone.
18, life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it.
19, I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.
20. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared.
2 1, when we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, will we hang on the branches of the years, face the dusk with our mouths open, but forget to sing?
22. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There is only one winner. However, being able to win the third prize of My Smile is happier than winning 5 million!
Humorous copywriting describing narcissism, self-confidence and self-love (a collection of 48 sentences)
A humorous copy describing narcissism, self-confidence and self-love tells a story-1 Why I don't have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.
2. Ah ~ ~ You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...
3. Handsome to disfigurement, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.
When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!
The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, is it frosted already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.
6. Grab your son's hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~
7. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heavens and the earth are in harmony can you not be handsome.
No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. I really can't sleep.
9. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!
10. If I die, how will you live?
1 1. When I'm gone, the world seems to have lost its soul.
12. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her directly. Can't you see how handsome I am? !
13. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.
14. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.
15. A tooth is still stuffed-eat lotus root!
16. I was really bored once and sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, no one came after me except a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......
17. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.
18. The day is over, and the poor have only money left!
19. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.
20. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.
2 1. Life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one reading opportunity.
22. It suddenly occurred to me that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.
23. How can a handsome guy who goes deep into the bone marrow not make you abnormal?
When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.
Humorous copy describing narcissism, self-confidence and self-love Part II 25. Lao Tzu said, fight bricks, lean on your head and care for your death. Forget it.  ̄
26. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.
27. Don't have a secret crush.
28. Don't do everything, don't spend everything, don't believe everything and don't tell everything.
29. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.
30. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.
3 1. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.
32. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.
33. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul.
I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.
35. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!
36. Law-abiding and depressed, singing at night, riding a mule to harm others, being honest and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!
37. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.
38. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!
39. Am I handsome?
40. What I can do is to find someone who loves me and accept everything from me.
4 1. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I said it was me.
42. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, with eyebrows and stars. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.
43. It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. If I blow into someone's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return.
44. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.
45. Being a man is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.
46. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.
47. The child's words are unscrupulous, and the words blurted out without thinking outline a flawed but affectionate ID.
48. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.
Wordless sentences describing a person's special narcissism (38 sentences)
A wordless sentence describing a person's special narcissism 1. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I'm telling you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that there is something wrong with my appearance.
I saw a handsome guy in the distance, so I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.
I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing with people all over the world!
4. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lascivious life freely.
5. I am handsome, with fine eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO handsome boy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
6. Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed at which you throw the video!
7. Continue to be the child who loves to laugh in the future, but laugh a little lonely.
It's so windy that it's inconvenient to go out. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, they won't return it.
9. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.
10. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.
1 1. I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.
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13. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.
14. Don't cry at my grave, that's my way of reincarnation!
15. Some people said I was handsome, but I smiled because I was more handsome when I smiled.
16. When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!
17. Always alienated by ordinary people because they are too handsome. You see, when he made the statement, no one read it.
18. The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class and nodded and said, "I am handsome." They hit me again and said I was too modest.
19. Each weighing. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.
Don't be infatuated with my brother, he is just a legend.
2 1. Handsome is just a word, but it has stuck to me all my life.
22. It suddenly occurred to me that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.
23. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.
Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.
I turned my head when I met him, and no one could see the expression on his face clearly.
26. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.
27. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.
28. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be an attractive villain.
29. We drifted all the way, leaving only one tire footprint. ...
30. It's not that I stay up late, but that the bright star needs me in the dark.
3 1. When I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong, and learn not to cry for anyone.
32. I hope you can grab my collar and be domineering, even arrogant, and tell me that those snacks are all for me.
33. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.
34. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.
35. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.
36. Don't set up a stall in my sister's heart casually, and then call the city management!
37. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?
38. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.
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