Classic Quotations: Butt and face used to be lovers.

My mother invited me to eat persimmons when I came home from school. "Daughter, eat persimmons!" Just give me a persimmon. I didn't put it in my mouth. I can't help but be moved, "Mom, that's very kind of you!" Use your spare time to show off "You know, there are many things you can't eat together, such as eating persimmons, and then you can't eat seafood" "Oh, I see. Your father said he would take us to eat seafood tonight and has booked a table. " "Come on, there are some in the kitchen. Don't keep them for me. " ... I'm confused. Did I pick it up in the trash can?

Butt and face used to be lovers. Later, the ass moved on and shook his face. Everyone blames the donkey, who feels guilty, so the donkey wraps himself up when he goes out. Show your ass if you don't believe me, and everyone will definitely scold your ass: shameless, shameless.

Five years ago, I joined a singles group. At that time, all the 100 people made a unified rule: no longer join the group, whoever gets married will be issued a marriage certificate, and then quit the group. After five years of hard work, I finally became the owner of only one person! ! !

My cousin is smart and has a high face value, but after a driver's license test for nearly three years, he just can't get through. . . . I got a call from her the day before yesterday, saying that I finally got the certificate. . . . I went to Shuai Shuai to get a marriage certificate from that coach.

A 46-year-old man is unmarried. His uncle was worried about him and asked the matchmaker to ask around. A woman is three years younger than him. She has never been married and has a good job. The matchmaker introduced them to a blind date, and both of them were satisfied when they met. After the woman left, the man suddenly asked his uncle if the woman could have children. His uncle: I don't know. Wow, I've never used this before.

A classmate is impatient. When crossing the road, the traffic police who ran the red light didn't let him pass. He told the traffic police that I was premature. What does it matter to me that the traffic police told him that you were premature? This product just said that I wanted to leave, and my mother couldn't stop it.

I went to my wife's house for the first time in years, and many relatives came to her house. After lunch, I stood up and left the table. As a result, I lost my footing inexplicably, slipped on the table and buckled my whole face on the plate of braised pork. It was particularly embarrassing at that time ... When my wife wiped my face with a towel, I heard my mother-in-law say: Sun Xiao likes to eat braised pork cooked by my aunt, and I will cook it for you next time.

In a noodle restaurant, a couple are eating Lamian Noodles with relish. Suddenly, the wife said to her husband with emotion, "It's delicious. Do you know how to make such delicious Lamian Noodles? " The husband blurted out this sentence without thinking: "Of course!"

Take my girlfriend to the movies. There are many kissing scenes in the movie. Every time my girlfriend covers her eyes with her hands. Unexpectedly, I found such a simple girl that I almost cried on the spot. I asked her about it on my way home after the movie. She said shyly, "I dare not look at it at all." I can't stand the excitement. I want to go to KFC as soon as I see it! " "

A classmate sent a circle of friends: "A good book always makes people think and cry." The roommate below replied, "Did you say' high number'? I also watch and cry once. "

Classic love vows of the year, one-on-one

Classic love vows of the year, one-on-one

Stop being sad, and time will not stop for anyone.

Don't cry, happiness never stays for anyone.

Yesterday is always the past tense, and today is always the continuous tense.

Tomorrow is always a fantasy, and every day is an equation.

The most painful words in the world are: "I love you, but …".

The sweetest words in the world are: "... but I love you.

Thinking about the fragments of lost memories.

Thinking of those happy days that promised me the future.

Youth is not sad, but sad enough for us to interpret.

Love is not complicated, but it is hard for us to interpret.

Looking forward to the warmth of the sun, you will give me the warmth of the sun.

Envy the warm sunshine, and you will give me the warm sunshine.

I can see clearly what love is and what betrayal is *

I can acquiesce in what is sadness and what is leaving *

Only when I face you, all my feelings disappear.

Only when I face you, will I put away all my temper.

Why do I care about the moment when the oath becomes a lie?

When love words have turned into lies, why should I insist on perfunctory?

My love for you is not absolute, but certain

My love for you is not to grow old together, but forever.

You are my little universe, so I am afraid I will miss you.

You are my little miracle. I'm afraid I'll lose you if I put away my bullying.

One minute, one second, how do you know? I was thinking about you.

The next minute, the next second, you will know that I will be with you.

I want to always rely on you to lead the way by my side. '

I want to hug you and stay with me forever. '

Familiarity and interdependence are the beginning of love.

Miss each other, love each other and love the melody.

You are not as nostalgic as you think, and memories can't change your tenderness.

I am not as fragile as I thought, and I am not thin after separation.

I want to walk into your heart and be with you, laughing or sad.

I want to come into your life and be with you, noisy or crazy.

I'll go as far as you want #.

# You can go as far as you like #.

Memories that can't be reincarnated, memories that can only sink.

You can't lose nostalgia, you can only miss it at will.

I looked at the distant sky, which was blue.

I thought of our love. Love is pure.

A woman who spends her heart again will be dead set on men.

Men in a new society will disappear for a woman.

The one that makes you cry is your favorite.

People who understand your tears love you the most.

Love, hate, crying, tired, it's time to end.

Night, sleep, wake up, get drunk, you still go.

Some people pursue happiness, so they work hard.

Some people are happy, so give it up.

Give you the gentleness of the whole city and love me for half my life.

I have been spoiled for half my life, and my life has been bumpy.

Every heartbeat is because of your joining.

Every time I look back, it's because of you.

Talk about hot face and cold ass

Love or not. Reject or agree flatly. Husband and wife at most, together for life. Worst of all, we are classmates. I put my hot face on my cold ass every day. I play the role of a clown alone, trying to make you happy and share my likes and feelings about life. You control my emotions, I am hot and cold, and I suffer greatly. Either I have no patience, or I don't see any hope and don't know how to work hard!

Talk about hot face and cold ass

First, once again, you choose to ignore everything and follow the arrangement. Why should I resist with a hot face and a cold ass?

Second, blame yourself for not being strong enough! It's not that I won't, but no one tells me why my face is hot and my ass is cold! If it is done well, if it is not done well,

Do you know what it's like to have a cat? Always warm face and cold ass, please her in every way, give her delicious food and tease her to play full-body massage, while putting up with her eyes and ignoring her love. Suddenly, she hugged you, rubbed against you and was overjoyed. Although you didn't want to get up, you looked at her without complaining. When you thought you could hug her, she suddenly ran away. Then it goes on and on, but you still want to see her with her every day. This is probably the love from the heart.

Fourth, in fact, you already know the result, but you are unwilling to try, and then you will be more disappointed. I don't want to put my face on my cold ass.

If you have to like hot face and cold ass, I can't help it. I don't want to be an understanding person anymore. I'm very tired.

6. When I don't put my hot face on my cold ass, I put it down. I can give up everything. Those who are kind to me will be doubly kind to you. For those who hurt me, I will choose to stay away. I can have nothing, and material things can be started again, because I also have the ability to change from nothing to this. This proves that I can't kill Xiao Qiang. They say money can't buy experience. When what I insist on doing hits a wall, I will naturally let go. This is a different experience, which can make me have nothing, and let me know who wants to stay with me after doing so many wrong things, so I should cherish the people who love me around me for 20xx years.

Seven, well, whatever others want to talk to you about. But it's enough that he achieved the purpose of making you happy. So chatting with people who make you happy is much better than sticking a hot face on a cold ass.

Eight, there are so many fucking cowards who are keyboard players across the screen. If you don't accept righteousness, you are afraid of righteousness! You have to pretend that the whole world doesn't deserve to fight you, but you are hot on the fucking pole and cold on your ass. I'm really speechless for such a person. What kind of people should be left out in real life to like to find a sense of existence like this!

Nine, the result of hot face sticking to cold ass is that you will be wronged, but in fact the other party is not comfortable. Remember to smile.

Ten, it's fucking strong, hehe, I have to remind myself several times what to do with a hot face and a cold ass, and do my own thing. Why don't you put down your cell phone and pat the dog when you have time?

Eleven, hot face and cold ass I must be talking about my persistent unrequited love. Although you are expensive, I am not without a bottom line! Since you are so rude, let's call it a day. It's better to forget it than to hang out in the Jianghu.

12. Love someone. Sure enough, we still have to change the habit of meddling and idleness. It won't happen again [Aircraft] It seems good to start practicing self-centeredness.

Thirteen, I'm fucking nosy, nosy, hot face and cold ass, looking for trouble, doing so much leisure, people call you sick, and I'm fucking mean.

14. A good word can't help the wall. A good word is annoying to see you. Just a hot face and a cold ass. Why is it so difficult to be a man? I am a fool. Even the people you care about most despise you and despise you. What can you do? Men are always cast aside before success, and successful men fail in marriage. In the end, he also cares about your money, abandoning you and giving you up.

Fifteen, love yourself! ! ! Hot face, cold ass, rejected! I really can't stand it! The low level has reached a new level, so stop here! What a pity my youth!

Sixteen, I will always be a hot face and a cold ass ... they will always be ready to come to me ... they will advance when there is still a topic to talk about.

17. I have done it once or twice, and I won't do it again.

Eighteen, a hot face sticks to a cold ass, which makes you uncomfortable. Cold is to wake you up: you are no longer a passer-by, so why get together. It's not that you lack friends, but that friends don't lack you.

Nineteen, there are some people you think you can play with, but they don't value you as much as you value this friendship. So be it. I won't stick a hot face on a cold ass again.

Twenty, I'm really stupid, but I just want everyone to be happy together. I'm stupid and stupid, but it's just. . I still don't like hot face and cold ass.

Twenty-one, this is how people get along. If you don't hang me, why should I fuck you? Nobody likes to stick a hot face on a cold ass. What does it matter to me that you are dead?

Don't joke unless you are good friends. I don't want to do anything with a hot face and a cold ass.

Twenty-three, it's good to have time to play games and no time to talk to me! I'll never put my face on my ass again.

24. Why do you treat me coldly when I take the initiative to talk to you? I will never do it again.

25. Don't pour bitter water on someone whenever they talk to you. It's boring to stick a hot face to a cold ass.

Twenty-six, always do something with a hot face and a cold ass, and then feel sad alone. Can 18 become a little recognizable? Why do I have to be friends with people who don't like me? I feel sorry for myself.

I'm so tired, sometimes I really don't even have a person who cares about me, as if I had been abandoned by the whole world. Do you know how much I care about you, but you are cold, and the feeling of hot face and cold ass is really unbearable. It is enough to know whether you are warm or not and whether you are well.

Twenty-eight, is the emotional intelligence of the fat house low or the descendants really weak, less than two weeks before the college entrance examination, and then the professor took me to the research room and asked me about my experience in the written interview. The scene is really huge. Obviously, just upstairs and downstairs. Every time I see his professor, he always tells me to take good care of their new overseas students in China, thinking, it's none of my business. If he doesn't come to see me, do you want me to be a hot face and a cold ass?

I fell asleep after midnight last night and woke up giggling. I haven't been angry all day today, but I still have a good temper. In the afternoon, I did something stupid, hot face and cold ass. Hehe, I can't sleep now.

Classic quotations of lovers

1, if a person can't learn to forget, it will be a very painful thing, don't bother yourself, forget the painful thing quickly! 2. How can love be beautiful? There will always be rain and wind. I noticed that the distance between us was irreparable. I chose to give up, but I couldn't escape my sadness, which decided who my fate was. Now I know that love is not as perfect as I thought!

3. Don't say why I haven't seen you, because I have been observing you; Don't say anything, because I have always loved you!

We should learn to regard the beauty of mind as more unsightly than the beauty of body, and love him, so that he can breed the truth that is most suitable for the benefit of young people.

I have never felt this way. I think about it every day. Every time I breathe, my heart is occupied, but I am helpless. You fascinate me and have a special liking for you.

6. Love is not a sweet talk in the shade of flowers, a whisper in the peach blossom garden, a faint tear, or a stubborn compulsion. Love is based on the same foundation.

7. Baiyun never promises its existence to the sky, and the scenery does not tell its eternity to the eyes. I don't have too many promises and sweet words, just because true love doesn't need too many words to express!

8. You can get love in any way, but you need wisdom to keep it.

9. Love begins with hope and ends with despair. Giving up means that I no longer have any hope for you.

10, don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?

1 1. In this sad and bright March, I beat horses through my thin youth, through violets, through kapok, through sadness and impermanence.

12, can't be together for the love of a lifetime, but people come and go in a hurry during a long journey, no matter how long they stay, they always leave to take another flight.

13, loving someone is not the whole of life. As time goes by, feelings will be indifferent. When love has become a thing of the past, please don't stay hard, why let the good fate you once had deteriorate.

14. If you want to communicate with a tool, the best format is to ignore it. If love is extreme, it will be destroyed casually. Remember it and how it saves more opportunities.

15. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.

16, although I can't live to be 100 years old, I will say that I will love you for 10,000 years, and love you day and night, love you, miss you, miss you!

17, there is a kind of happiness called dullness, a kind of happiness called staying together, and a kind of yearning for you forever. No matter what kind of life, you will always be my favorite.

18, commitment is a wrestling match between men and women. Sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases both sides lose.

19, people should not wait for tomorrow, because no one knows if they have tomorrow.

20. Think before you speak. Do you want to change the tone of this sentence and modify the text? Anger will be different if the expression is different.

2 1, people often say that God is fair. He gave you something and took something away at the same time. If I want to lose you for something, I'd rather have nothing!

22. Among thousands of people, meet the people you meet; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, we happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later.

23. Love is also an invention that needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time.

24, love is coming, and of course it is also happy. However, this kind of happiness needs to be paid, and we must learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple.

25. Life is a contract that can be terminated at any time. Love can go through life and death at the most mellow time.

26. What does it mean to love someone? This means being happy for his happiness, doing everything that needs to be done to make him happier and get happiness from it.

After 27 or 30 years, if I insist, I hope it belongs to me. Thirty years later, if I am still moved, I hope it belongs to you.

28. The more women's love experience, the greater their magic power to men; Men just want to marry a woman with a pure heart.

29. I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour and every second of the minute.

30. Eyes play an extremely important psychological role in the germination of love. True love develops in the process of the gradual unification of aesthetic and moral views of both sides.

3 1, if possible, some things must be fully remembered. Because of many things, we will slowly, slowly forget.

Because I want to tell you that if you are shipwrecked in the cold sea, I will never let you sink into the cold sea alone.

33. We may love two people at the same time and be loved by two people. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we die.

Compare love to the blue of the sea, because it is broad, clear and transparent and will never fade.

I met him by chance. Fall in love with him by accident. Immerse him in random fantasies. Accidentally lost him. I accidentally wanted to hate him. I happened to find that the person who should hate him does not belong to me.

36. Love is an eternal beacon. It watched the storm, but it was indifferent. Love is a full life, just like a cup full of wine.

37. People who really love you will not be hot and cold to you; People who really chase you won't play with you; People who really want to marry you won't make promises.

When you were not with me, I suddenly realized how important you are to me. The night without you is really lonely and long. I miss you a hundred times a day, and every time I miss you, I am intoxicated.

39. Love is a passion that exhausts the spirit, a flame that ignites the will, a bait that deceives people into the quagmire, and a poison that is smeared on the arrow of fate.

40. Proper control of love with reason has advantages and disadvantages, and crazy abuse of love has advantages and disadvantages.

4 1, may your future be bright, may you finally get married, and may you be happy in the world.

42. Roses bloom in September. I only have you in my heart. I really want to be with you. I have nothing for you but one sentence: I love you!

43. If you think about self-esteem in love, there is only one reason: in fact, you still love yourself the most.

44. Love makes some birds present the most beautiful colors and honest hearts present the noblest ingredients.

45. I am not infatuated, but I will wait for you all my life; I am not mentally retarded, but I will love you forever!

46. Sunrise in the East China Sea and setting in the West Mountain is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

47. Naive people have no problems, mature people have no problems, and mature people and naive people have more problems.

48. I really want to live in movies. The next shot is a subtitle: many years later.

49. When you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little scared and afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

One day, I will walk away from you quietly without making any noise. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

52. For men, love is only a part of life; For women, love is the whole of life.

53. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.

54, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

55. Don't believe men's sweet words. When facing the girl you like, an illiterate man will become a poet, and poets don't live in reality.

It doesn't matter if fate comes early or late. Meeting you is my best time.

57. At an age when love is risky, loyalty or affection may be more practical, direct and easy to operate than self-shaping by candlelight dinner.

58. The stupidest person in the world is to love someone and not know what to do. This person is me. I will always think of you and do anything for you. What do you think of the future?

59. Being single is not difficult. The hard part is dealing with people who try their best to make you end your single life.

60. There are too few setbacks, so it is important to see some trivial things.

6 1, thinking of you is a sad and beautiful, sweet helplessness. In my heart, it is a kind of warmth that nothing can replace.

62. If I become loess, then loess will love you; If the loess is covered with grass, then the grass will love you; If there is still dew on the grass, then the dew will love you.

63. Don't fight with men. First, you can't touch him; Second, your opponent must be a madman. So, it's better not to move.

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

65. I sent a message with gratitude, which brought my thoughts and sincerely connected you and me. In this way, we met a wonderful encounter in this life, and boundless love is boundless. Love you, willing to hold your hand and go straight ahead.

66. It is never unforgivable to worry about other people's feelings. Emotion is a luxury, and some people have never been in love in their lives. Love is like a flower in a vase, it can't last forever.

67. It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee until it was cold, and then I knew I was thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!

68. Fate is powerless, which is beyond our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when karma met.

69. It takes courage to invest, but once you invest, it's hard to go back. Work hard, think of me, don't be without information, don't be without thoughts.

70. You are like a hedgehog. When I held you and blood dripped on you, you said I hurt you, but you didn't know the blood was mine.

7 1, leaving is also a kind of love; Forgetting is also a kind of happiness; Giving up is also a kind of love.

72, happiness is: rainy days can hold up a small umbrella for you; Happiness is: holding your little hand and watching the sunset with you; Happiness is: you will always be happy!

73. I often think of some people. I didn't think it was so sticky, I didn't think it was so hot, I just felt thin

74. There are no men in the world who can't do housework, only husbands who don't want to do housework!

75. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I smiled because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I couldn't have you!

76. It is a kind of pain to love you but not be with you forever. Waiting for you, but not knowing the ending, is a kind of helplessness; I hope to have you at this moment, and I hope to have you in this life.

Living in this precious world, human beings are as precious as plants, and love is as happy as rain.

78. Love is thinking of you every morning, looking forward to you at noon, thinking of you in the afternoon and kissing you at night.

79. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; There is a feeling called wonderful; There is a kind of happiness that is accompanied by you; There is a yearning called longing.

80, since love, why not say it, some things have been lost, and now they can never come back!

8 1, we learn to bear the pain, learn to collect our tears like pearls, and store them on the day of success, even in Wang Yang.

82. One eye is shining with love, while the other is burning with selfish desire.

83. If life is a journey, happiness and sadness are two long rails that follow me closely.

84. If you were the boat in my dream, I would like to be the quiet bay, stretching out the charming beach with gentle waves.

No one in this world is worth your tears, and the only one who is, won't make you cry!

86. When there is no one around, it is easy to feel lonely. But no one in a person's heart will be empty.

87. Affectionate but always ruthless, you can't laugh without feeling it. The candle on the table lit the heart, and it also saw the parting; You see, it shed tears for us and flowed to the morning.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.

89. The difference between people is: Did you really live for more than 10,000 days, or did you just live for one day and repeat it more than 10,000 times?

90. Love needs no reason, but life needs a reason. Life makes me leave you, and love keeps me deep in my heart!

9 1, whenever, even at the wedding, I will tell you that the person I love is not the bride but you! I'm just waiting for you, for you to change your mind.

92. The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you, but when I don't know that I love you. But knowing that we love each other, but we can't be together.

93. How many times have I told you to be careful not to go out at night, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

94. For me, time is just a process of forgetting you, and this process will be forever.

95. People who often refuse alms from others are not because of self-esteem, but because of inferiority.

96. How warm is your heart when dark clouds cover the sun? How many dreams and hopes do you have when the stars disappear in the night sky!

97. Love hurts more and more. Like a kite, if it is short, it will float away.

98. Baby, I love you. You should take care of yourself while I'm away. No matter how far it is, I must come back to accompany you.

99. This year, it is not the lack of love, but the lack of people who dare to pay for love.

100, I love the moon, its purity, its brightness and its roundness. At the same time, I love you, your truth, your kindness and your beauty.

10 1. If jealousy is an insurmountable obstacle to friendship, then suspicion is the most dangerous enemy of love.

102, love is not waiting for you to cherish freely. We met by fate. For this fate, we may all be trying to adapt to each other, and everything just wants to let nature take its course.

103, things of real value cannot be deliberately obtained, which requires the same precious fate.

104, the mountain spring is like a string, playing the folk songs of my hometown day and night, flying out of the valley with my greetings and flowing into the rivers and seas, looking for your trace.

105, every time I see you, I can't say much; I seem to have a lot to say to you every time I leave you. Although I have never expressed my love, I really want to say I love you.

106, I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Pranks are also a kind of dependence.

107, with you, I will no longer be an eagle flying alone in the blue sky, but would rather stay in the tree in front of your door, watching you and guarding you.

108, I hope to have a house facing the sea and blooming in spring; I hope to have a lover, holding hands and caring for each other!

109, love is a debt owed in my last life, and I will pay it back in this life. I think, I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debt to pay back in my life!

1 10, happiness is on the face, others can see it. Who can feel the pain inside me?

1 1 1. Love is a look, an action, and a journey that makes your heart beat when you look back. It is the kind of happy experience that haunts your heart all the time, so that you are no longer lonely and at a loss!

1 12, I can't promise, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

1 13, the sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

Some people like you, others hate you. But after all, how many people really know you?

1 15, most of the time in life, commitment is synonymous with bondage, but we yearn for bondage.

1 16, a woman in love must be alert to being a rose, even if it is gorgeous and sad, not to be trampled into a pile of sticky and disgusting mud.

1 17. This habit is also a sweet burden. Thinking of you has long been an indispensable habit in my life.

1 18. To be a smart woman, you must know how to love a man and his money!

1 19 Only the smartest woman knows that consideration and understanding will always impress men more than the most touching looks.

120, from surprise to boredom, from perfection to defection, I am reluctant to let go of my love for you. I love you without words, but I can only smile and cry. I knew you didn't belong to me. The pain is that I can't let you go.