Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I can only do two things in my life: this and that.

I can only do two things in my life: this and that.

1, it's too late to give up, only to find that betrayal is indifferent and I don't know how to face it.

2. I am not a casual person; It's not a person if you casually get up.

3, a person's loneliness is unbearable! There is no need to pass on your sadness to others.

Whether I love or not, whether I want to do it or not, is my own business, not yours.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, neither this nor that.

6. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

7. What a woman is most proud of is not how beautiful she looks, but how many women her man will refuse for her.

8. Happiness is endless but unattainable.

9. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

10, after seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

1 1. Give you some sunshine, it will be brilliant, give you some charcoal, and you will make a bomb.

12, the sea is not that blue. Do you know why? There is no pollution for you.

13, that person looks, how to put it, the pixel is relatively low.

14, he also talked to people about which firewall is and where is it?

15, brother, are you wearing such fancy clothes to attract bees?

Love sentences that I will never forget in my life.

Do you think I can't live without you? I love you, but I also know when to give up.

In our story, you and he are the protagonists, and I am just a passer-by.

3. "Forgetting" is an impossible thing in itself. Don't think about it.

I don't want you to comfort me. But please don't put salt on my wound.

5, girl, be free and easy. Even being a comfortable jerk.

6. When a person is alone, the power consumption of the mobile phone is particularly fast. But when someone is around, it doesn't matter whether you bring your cell phone or not.

7. I love you, and I really can't say it. Because this is a promise, not a joke.

8. Waiting is actually harmful. Turn around and leave. It is said that the love between seabirds and fish is just an accident.

9. Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

10, time is changing and people are changing. Some things, no matter how hard you try, can't go back.

1 1, when you see through it, give yourself a little surprise, a little sunshine and a little care; It will be warm this winter.

12, be good to yourself, life is not long; Be kind to others and you may not meet them in your next life.

13, in fact, the best day is nothing more than you making fun of him and laughing so warmly all your life.

14, I compare whether it is cold or colder every day.

15, numb pain, forgotten feeling, growing up day by day, a little sensible, a little throbbing.

16, I want to run wild in your life, run wild in the heart of the world, all my life.

What I hate is that you say you miss me and do nothing.

18, people who play with people's hearts will never get people's hearts; People who test their feelings can't keep their feelings every time.

19, what words can express the feeling of happiness? I don't know, I just hope this moment will never stop.

Let's accept all the good and bad, and then move on without saying a word.

2 1, of course you won't feel that you said something wrong, let alone say sorry to me.

22. Some people inadvertently forget; Some people, no matter how hard you try, can't forget.

Everything in life can be summed up in three words: it will pass.

I can roll up my long hair, put on a cotton skirt and be a clean and pure white girl.

25, crying like crying like missing you, crying like missing you, changing like dreaming about you, loving you very much.

26. How many silly children, like me, are waiting for those who have no ending.

27. once. You said you loved me, and I smiled. Now laugh happily. You said you loved me, and I smiled. A sarcastic smile

28. If you belong to me, you only belong to me. I don't like sharing with others.

29. You said you would love me all my life, but it's a pity that you didn't say which life.

30. When you are happy, you listen to music; When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

3 1, you don't know how scared I am, how scared I am, afraid that you will be liked by others, afraid that you will like others.

There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

1. Losing weight is what fat people are shouting and thin people are doing.

2. For the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full.

Losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because there is a you in my body.

I really hope someone can make me miss tea and rice, sleep well, get thinner and thinner, and get thinner and thinner.

6. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

7. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

8. I'm not fat, I'm just thin.

9. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

10. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in pK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today.

1 1. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little meat.

12. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

13. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

14. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

15. I have a learning heart, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

16. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

17. Actually, I will lose weight. I just want to gain weight for a while and have fun.

18. You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

19. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

20. A friend told me that she would come to see me after she lost weight, which made me nervous. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

Love story: I only did two things today, breathing and thinking of you!

1. I've been looking for a loving confidant all my life. The beautiful woman hurried by. Love seems affectionate, but it is unintentional. Who can depend on each other?

I think everything in the world belongs to me, because you are in love with me.

I tell you: first of all, I love you, second, I still love you, third, I still love you, I love you.

I only did two things today, breathing and thinking of you!

I want to be nice to you, and I'm really happy to give for the people I love.

I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?

7. I can't see the sun, I can't smell the flowers, and the colorless dust is so desolate.

8. I see you, and I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will lose my strength.

9. We should miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day. I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money. You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum rat poison to cook noodles!

10. I am the oak tree in front of your window. I wrote the book when you first shed tears. I am the candle you watch in the spring night. I am the beautiful dress you put on in autumn.