How to chase a woman

Picking up girls is becoming a fashion. It seems natural for men to pick up girls, but it's not normal not to pick up girls-either the position is too low or too bad, and they won't or won't pick up girls; Either "sick" needs to tonify the kidney, or go to bed.

After observing the phenomenon of picking up girls, it is found that there are actually three or six grades of picking up girls. There are three basic conditions for picking up girls, which must be met at the same time before picking up girls: first, you have the desire or demand to pick up girls; Second, girls who may be soaked (girls are willing to be soaked or may be soaked); Third, you can pick up girls (you are qualified to pick up girls and master the skills of picking up girls).

According to the different objects of picking up girls, we can judge the level and realm of men picking up girls, and there are roughly five realms.

The first one is Miss Bao, the lowest one. Miss's occupation is "escort", doing some flesh business and making a living. Now people's ideas are more open, there are many employees, and the market competition is fierce; In addition, the macroeconomic situation is still sluggish, domestic demand is insufficient, the market is weak, and business is not good. Therefore, under the pressure of unemployment and depression, women are eager for someone to go clubbing, not only to come at once, but also to attract customers, and try to clubbing when they meet men who don't, just like the promotion of businesses now. Therefore, it is just a kind of consumption. As long as you have money, you don't need much skill, let alone charm. Just like taking a taxi by bus, you can pay for it yourself. So miss bubble doesn't represent the level.

The second is to pick up girls, girls in their teens and twenties, taller. But it's not difficult. Now the new human, the new human, has completely emancipated his mind. First, after watching Titanic, they were full of dreams, and then after watching Shanghai Baby, they were all forgiven for being aggressive-whatever, I just want to be happy! Although the appearance is beautiful, but the heart is empty, without too many thoughts, like catkins, light and weightless, floating in the wind, living in romantic fantasies all day (isn't it often reported in newspapers that female college students and graduate students are trafficked? ! )。 If you meet a packaged "handsome guy", "cool brother", or "talented person" or "mature man", it is inevitable that you can't hold it; When a vain chick meets a "successful man" who looks rich, it will be even more "sand radish, going around."

Therefore, the conditions for hooking up with a little girl are not harsh and the technology is not advanced. You just need to make some efforts in appearance, temperament and status. In terms of appearance, if it is not too bad, it will be "handsome", and if it is congenital, it will be "cool". Temperament, there are many options to choose from. For example, packaged as a gifted scholar, he seems to be brilliant, and he knows all about some poems, novels, plays, musical aphorisms and aphorisms, and throws them out from time to time to scare people; Or pretend to be deep, make a weather-beaten, injured appearance, and defraud sympathy-this is to protect the weak's intermediate hand muscles by using women's subconscious maternal instinct; Or pretend to be a "mature man" with insight and understanding. In status, it is packaged as a "successful man" with a successful career (usually marked by a car with a suit and tie and a promising future). As long as you take one of these three rules, it is not difficult to pick up girls; Take two and pick up girls with ease; If you have all three, you can hardly miss them. Old cows eat young grass, which is basically the result of these technologies.

"Poetry" does not say anything about "women fall in love with spring, and scholars seduce them". Strike while the iron is hot is the key to success.

The third type is an old girl who picks up girls, that is, a divorced single lady, usually between 30 and 45 years old (no matter how old she is, she is not a girl and no one will be interested). It's not difficult. You can usually get old girls and money. Supposedly, women of this age have some experience, some worldly wisdom, and are not so easy to be soaked. However, the present social reality is cruel. "A divorced man is a treasure, and a divorced woman is like grass." The ratio of men to women in this age group is seriously unbalanced, and the supply of women in the marriage field exceeds demand, so women have to jump off a building and cut prices at a loss. No matter how good a woman is, she should get at least 50% discount or even 10% discount after divorce. After all, second-hand sales are not very good. What's more, these women have experienced great pressure of living alone after suffering from trauma, hoping to have another place to shelter from the wind and rain. Their loneliness brought them to the level of "dumping baskets" mentioned in the Book of Songs, which belongs to the dangerous zone of "no fireworks" in automobile gas stations. As long as there is a little spark, it must be fire. Therefore, it is not difficult to pick up girls, even easier than picking up girls. Just put up the sign "I want to have a home" and then modify the trick of picking up girls.

The fourth is to pick up other people's wives. This is more difficult and the success rate is lower than the above three. The key is to remember the saying "flies don't bite unstitched eggs". For a woman who is taken, although sometimes it is inevitable that she will have some fantasies or even wild feelings, she is calm at critical times, especially when she wants to take action. "It is not easy to work hard; It is very suitable for these women. If the husband is excellent, the children are clever, the family is harmonious and happy, the husband and wife love each other, and the wife has no dissatisfaction with her husband, it is an unstitched egg. It's still early, don't waste your expression. There are usually three situations that can be used: first, a woman is excellent, but her husband is not. A tall woman and a short husband don't match. Outsiders talk about it, and women are uncomfortable, just saying they don't care; Second, the husband is dull and numb, does not understand amorous feelings, does not know how to cherish fragrance and jade, and makes his wife feel lost, empty and lonely; Third, the husband is philandering and having an affair, and the wife wants revenge (at first, it may be just subconscious revenge, even without realizing it)-in short, the feelings are cracked, and the wife is dissatisfied with her husband and becomes a cracked egg, which can be taken advantage of.

The basic formula and actual hand muscles of this kind of woman are:

The first move, triumphant: find opportunities to show yourself, let the other party see, let the other party feel that he is a very special, very personal and tasteful man, and attract the attention of the other party.

The second trick is the weasel's New Year greeting: find opportunities to get close to each other, show concern, appreciation and affection, and let the other party feel that you are kind to her, trustworthy or at least a friend you can associate with.

The third trick, sneaking around: some opportunities for individual communication, seeking some similarities between the two sides, such as experience, interests, hobbies, values and so on. Show your knowledge, talent and wisdom, and be humorous. Of course, it is essential to have a proper respect, care and consideration for women (the degree should be just right, so that the other party feels "very comfortable and acceptable" is too light, and the other party can't feel it. Remember the old saying that "too much is too late", and grasp the temperature), so that the other party feels that you are really their bosom friend and that they have known each other for a long time, so they are always willing to contact you (especially alone) until "I don't see you for a day, just like Sanqiu Xi"

The fourth trick is to play hard to get: at this time, the fish is about to take the bait, but it can't be urgent. You must learn to fish and play hard to get. You can cancel some appointments, don't answer, don't call back; After the meeting, I changed my usual image of gushing, eloquent, humorous and eloquent, and became silent and unhappy. I don't always look thoughtful: my words are hesitant, my eyes are wandering, my expression is ambiguous and changeable, and the other person can't help but ask you-what's wrong with you? At this point, you can move on to the next link-

The fifth trick is to come straight to the point: under the constant questioning of the other party, you can come straight to the point and start to confess. First of all, you must be very hesitant (for example, keep smoking and drink hard-preferably beer). The average man won't really get drunk after drinking four or five bottles of wine. Don't drink too much white wine, or things will be chaotic)-because this script is about the struggle between reason and emotion. The plot at this stage is that emotion triumphs over reason, and the dam of reason will soon be washed away. Then, I finally made up my mind to get it off my chest, the flood of feelings burst its banks, and I felt at ease "doing things I shouldn't do and loving people I shouldn't love"; It can be said that how much you love each other is almost hopeless. At this time, words should be exaggerated, poetic and brilliant, so as to impress each other. The higher the temperature, the better. At least, burn people. It's best to look through reference books such as love letters in advance. Fortunately, there are many such books now. Stealing words from two popular songs has a good effect, such as "Blame you for being beautiful" and "I'm not careless, but the truth is irresistible"; It would be better to know some foreign languages, with wider choices and more flavor. Can sing (if you can't sing, just click! ) "Oh, can't you see, baby, you are crazy!" Or "you really know about the flesh!" And "Tiantian Guido, I'll do it for you!" ..... If we can play creatively, the effect will definitely be better.

The sixth trick lays the groundwork: after confession, the other party may be moved, but it is difficult to make up your mind so quickly. At this time, you need to remember to do another job, that is, make a self-confession: 1, pour out your misfortune to gain sympathy (for example, how rough your experience is and how much you need care; Or how his wife is not a thing, doesn't understand feelings, and her family life is boring ... How effective it is, anyway, your wife can't refute it there, and it is impossible to make an investigation), "I am like a tired leaf, swaying to your high arm" (how many women refuse! ); 2. Express once again that I am really in love: I know this kind of feeling is very dangerous for her, and there will be no result. However, after falling in love, I couldn't extricate myself and lost my mind-"I didn't mean to, but I couldn't change myself" (this is to prove that I really "love" her by reducing to absurdity, hehe! Prove your kindness: show that you really don't want to destroy her family and happiness, but if you lose her, you can't live in this life, because the decades before you met her were just in vain! ("The closest thing to you is my deepest pain!") )-The function of this move is twofold. One is to skillfully prove that you really love her, at least this feeling is sincere and intense, thus prompting the other party to "make up your mind not to be afraid of sacrifice" (note: it means to make her "not afraid of sacrifice", don't make a mistake! ! ! ); The second is to lay the groundwork for future chicken out and irresponsibility (didn't you say you knew this relationship had no result and didn't want to destroy other people's families? ! ), you can also push the fault to the other party in advance. If the future outcome is a tragedy (nine times out of ten), then "willing to gamble and admit defeat": don't complain about the sky, don't complain, meet again in the afterlife; I don't blame you, let alone me, "It's all the moon's fault"!

The seventh trick is like a duck to water: after six tricks, you can basically get it. If you can't get it temporarily, use the fourth, fifth and sixth measures repeatedly until you get it. What to do after it is done is something that men can do, so I won't say much. Everything is difficult at the beginning, where there is one, where there are two, where there are two, where there are three, and so on.

The eighth trick is to ride a donkey to find a horse: sugarcane is almost chewed and tasteless. It's time to find the next target, find another new lover, and then repeat the first move to the seventh move.

The ninth trick is to get away with it: it is the hardest, but you must quit successfully by hook or by crook. Otherwise, it is a failure to pick up girls as husbands, just like speculating in stocks as shareholders. When we break up, we might as well say, "As long as it happened, it's enough for me" (she thinks it's not enough for her, but you're enough anyway! ), another blessing of "as long as you live better than me"-remember, be generous, don't be stingy, it's just a word, and it doesn't cost money!

The above nine tricks can be mastered and used flexibly, and their power is no less than the nine swords of the lonely. Only nine swords are invincible in the world; Pick up girls, one out of nine strokes, when there is no lady in the world! ! !

The fifth realm of picking up girls is to pick up your own wife. This is the highest level of picking up girls. I'm afraid only 1% of men in the world can reach this level. There are three reasons. First, I didn't realize that my wife needed to get laid. Second, I don't know the fun of hitting on my wife. Third, I don't know how to pick up a wife. So many people spend their minds on picking up girls, picking up girls, picking up girls or picking up other people's wives, but wives don't pick up girls. Really sad!

Since God created Adam and Eve, men and women have been the protagonists of this world. Women demand more from men, and men demand more from women. To sum up, it is nothing more than the needs of life, psychology and physiology. So women want three men: the first is a husband, the second is a confidant, and the third is a lover; A man wants his wife to be "like a lady in the living room, a professional woman in the kitchen and a woman in the bedroom". It seems that husbands (wives), confidants and lovers are all men's and women's requirements for the opposite sex, which meet people's life, psychological and physical needs respectively. People have the same heart and the same reason-it is natural and natural! ! !

After understanding this truth, I won't say much about why your wife is soaking up. I just remind her that if you don't soak up your wife, maybe someone will help you soak up, and it will be uncomfortable to wear an environmentally friendly hat. Have fun with your wife, you need to talk about it. If the position is high enough, making your wife a perfect trinity of "wife+confidante+lover" will benefit you forever. A man who becomes his wife "husband+confidant+lover" is intoxicating to think of it. It is said that a woman is a book and should be able to understand it; In fact, women should not only be able to read this book, but also write it, so that they can be truly excellent men.

There are many ways to pick up girls, which can be used to pick up girls, pick up girls, pick up girls, pick up girls, pick up girls, and pick up other people's wives. Tricks are secondary, and the key point is to have three hearts: one is love, the other is concentration, and the third is perseverance. As long as you have these three hearts, you can be invincible in picking up wives, and everyone can become a master of picking up wives!

Having sex with your wife is more powerful than having sex with someone else's wife. It is no exaggeration to say that having sex with your wife can make the world complain! ! !

The most powerful and last trick of the beggar's treasure is "dog stick", which is known as "there is no dog in the world". If all men in the world are trying to pick up girls, then maybe no one wants to pick up girls-miss, chick, old maid, other people's wives, there are no girls to pick up. That's really "all good things must come to an end"! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! ! !

Conclusion:-The lower the level of picking up girls, the closer to animals and the farther away from people.

It is said that on a certain day of a certain year. When you wake up, you suddenly find yourself almost 30 years old. You have never touched such a Dalian girl, and you can't help feeling sad. Since then, you have secretly made up your mind that the most important task from now on is

Chasing girls

When you first came to Love Without Borders, you were poisoned by martial arts novels and stayed at home all day, thinking that those beautiful women would fall from the sky and seduce you. In the first month, you hesitated every day whether to choose Zhu Qiqi girl or Xiaolong girl. You spent three days studying the possibility of having both, and then you wrote a letter to the Ministry of Justice, urging to amend the existing marriage law.

Students, there are two possibilities to get here.

Zhi: You waited for him for several years, and finally realized that all the stories in the martial arts novels were deceptive, and suddenly realized. I understood that all women are pink skeletons, and since then I have escaped into an empty door, and the law has become extinct. -(ending 1)

Main line: You are not stupid enough to get home, and you soon find that "girl, it's not like this", so you think of another way and ask for it later.

Automatic attack

As the saying goes, "sharpening a knife does not mistake a woodcutter." You learned a painful lesson from the last time and made a lot of preparations before you acted. Museums, Internet cafes and bookstores keep you busy everywhere. After countless times of strict examination and rational scrutiny, at four o'clock in the middle of the night, you can finally proudly announce that you have found the method with the highest success rate in a day: the hero saves the United States.

Students, there are two possibilities to come here.

Branch: You basically sleep during the day, get up immediately after 8: 01 pm, put on a suit and tie, and spray some cologne. Where the security is poor, I run everywhere. Seeing a beautiful single woman, I can't wait for a rogue to molest her immediately. One night, after witnessing four grandmothers robbed, three grandfathers beaten and two young men attacked by chickens, you finally arrived at the scene you expected. A beautiful woman was dragged into the grass by a pervert. You jumped out of the sewer without hesitation, holding two fists that were beaten red by mosquitoes and rushing to the pervert. Hey, wait, that guy seems to have ... a bang in his hand. You became a martyr instead of a hero. -(ending 2)

Main line: A month later, you have a great dissatisfaction with the organization and feel that they limit your play. Just then, a piece of paper on the ground caught your attention. It says

Matchmaking service

You can't wait to smash the agency fee of 300 yuan in front of the person in charge of the matchmaking company and shout, "Boss, are there any beautiful women?"

There are still two possibilities.

Zhi: You were cheated by the matchmaker. You were very angry, so you took the other party to court and accidentally won. Since then, you have become a famous anti-counterfeiting pioneer in China. -(the third episode)

Main line: Ninety-nine percent of matchmaking services are deceptive. You are very lucky. The other party will send you a message in three days.

Observe and evaluate the suitability of future spouse or son.

You are very happy to hear this, thinking: with my qualifications, it is one in a million, even if it is not too much to describe it as sinking fish and falling geese. I used to just need an opportunity, but now blind date is not easy to get.

The first blind date, the other party just took a look at you and then slipped away. Then it happened several times in a row. You are so depressed that you can't help asking each other what's going on. The other person took another look at you and ran to the bathroom twice, covering her mouth, before saying that you were disgusting.

Then there are two possibilities.

Zhi: You finally realize that your aesthetic standards are very different from this world. Desperate, you agreed to an old friend's repeated attempts to play a supporting role in his ghost film, which became an instant hit and became a featured actor. Later, you had a chance to shake hands with the leading actress. -(the fourth episode)

Main line: The matchmaking boss sympathizes with your experience and then seriously suggests you go.

Tidy up appearance

When you return to your hometown and replace the old children left by your ancestors with tens of thousands of pieces, you are determined to be reborn. At this time, the matchmaking boss appeared again. He told you that the "See My Seventy-two Beauty Salon" in the west of the city was opened by his uncle's daughter's boyfriend, and he could give you a 20% discount. You promised him without thinking.

There are still two possibilities.

Zhi: You failed in plastic surgery. Titan sports published a photo of your plastic surgery failure, which caused great repercussions throughout the country. Beauty salons are forced to pay you a lot of money, and you can receive some donations from all over the country every month to become a local tycoon. -(episode 5)

Main line: Plastic surgery was a success. You look 46 times better than before. The matchmaking boss posted your photo on the internet, and your popularity rose rapidly, so you are ready to go again.

encounter

Your modified face soon conquered each other. The seaside is dark and windy, and there is no one around. To be on the safe side, you searched all the ditches nearby. No one, really no one! You are so excited that your persistence for so long has finally paid off. You decided to give your first kiss tonight. When you express your ideas clumsily and directly to each other, you are rejected. At this critical time, your martial arts knowledge will give you guidance again. Gu Long famously said, "Women's words are often the opposite. When a woman says no, she means that she likes you very much.

Students, there are two possibilities.

Zhi: You think someone as strong as Gu Long can't say anything wrong, so you kissed each other. I didn't expect the other party to shout for help immediately. I didn't expect an uncle to pass by I didn't expect it to be a crackdown. What's more, the girl's father turned out to be a long driver! I don't need to tell you what happened afterwards. As you guessed, you have been sentenced to 50 years, and it is estimated that you will stay there until your return. -(Episode 6)

Main line: Gu Long's words always make sense. That girl is really reluctant to refuse and welcome guests. You finally tasted your long-cherished wish. Whether there are opportunities for further development in the future is beyond the scope of this article. I also want to advise you here. Although I know that "ditch girls are easy to dump girls", I can really do whatever I want, and I can be called an expert in picking up girls. (Happy ending)