Idiot, tell me

Funny personality signature, tell me one:

1, I know the melon is not sweet, but it fucking quenches my thirst.

2. No matter how important people let you down, they become unimportant.

Deception is more deadly than poison, choking the nose when falling into the sea, and collapsing when falling off a cliff.

I hope one day a friend will tell me about my life at my funeral.

Without the support of friends and the pursuit of enemies, how can you stand on your own feet and make progress?

6. I am not a bad person or a good person, but please remember that I will repay you as you treat me.

7. It's no use cutting corners if you're not on the same road.

8. If you have the ability to pack things, you must have the ability to settle them.

Funny personality signature, talk about two:

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

The fairest thing in life is that everyone will die.

Third, it's not just beautiful parents, but living beautifully is the real skill.

I took part in the pigeon racing in the city yesterday, and I went alone.

The news said that iphone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.

Six, MM buckle signature: covered in a big man, very hot.

7. Why do orangutans have big nostrils? Because its fingers are thick.

Eight, it is necessary to change the notebook. It takes 5 minutes to boot, and the battery only lasts 3 minutes!

Nine, look at people with time and heart, not eyes.

10. So my rotten shoes were taken to make capsules?

In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

Twelve, son. One day your computer was infected with a virus. It means that you have grown up.

Thirteen, my friend and classmate, is called the three insurmountable gods.

Don't let others get you easily, or you will be easily forgotten.

15. the only highlight of watching the premiere of titanic last night was that the camera suddenly switched when Rose filmed half, and the audience said in unison: grass!

You're dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your existence, she threw up!

Wow, it's hot! B: What's hot? A: Water. B: Take your time. Answer: foot washing water.

The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

Twenty, Titanic gave me 15 years, but I couldn't find anyone to accompany me to see it.

In a word, 27 classic funny quotations _ You are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

1. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

2. Others laugh that I can't wear it, and I laugh that others wear nothing.

3, hair again, can't change your age and appearance.

4. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign, give him two Chinese coins and kill him before resigning.

6, if you are the one, the female guests will extinguish a man's light, and the aunts downstairs in the dormitory can extinguish a whole floor!

7. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

8. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.

9. The older you get, the more troubles you have. 1G's heart is full of 2G troubles.

10, you are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

1 1. Every time you write a resume, you will admire yourself more than before.

12, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

13, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

14, my socks are riddled with holes, and my future is not a dream.

15, secret love means no radar and anti-aircraft guns, silently locking enemy planes.

16, the old god gave you a pair of wings, and you should be braised.

17, think of thousands of roads at night, get up in the morning and take the original road.

18, your serious appearance can't hide your man's heart!

19, I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

20, the current flower heart, because it is more primitive than anyone else.

2 1, kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

22. If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

24. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

25. There is a sentient and righteous attitude and a state of going looking for trouble.

26. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

27. I know you know shit like a farmer's uncle.

Sad signature phrase on mood: I love very impulsively, and you forget it easily.

I still can't believe that one day we will go our separate ways.

I would rather be a fool all my life, as long as you are by my side.

There is such a person who has been hidden in my heart and has never forgotten it.

I have passed through your heart countless times, but you refused to take me in.

Sitting alone in a dark corner, I won't let anyone see my tears.

Why are you far away from me, but all I see is your clear figure?

Love you but can't keep you, just because she is the one you love.

Listening to sad love songs, my mind is full of your bright smile.

My love for you has never stopped, but you just don't know it.

I know I have loved and hurt, but I still love you. Life is worse than death.

No matter how many smiles you have on your face, you can't resist the tears in your heart.

I didn't realize how important you are in my heart until you left.

Time has passed for a long time, but you are still lingering in my mind.

Even if you keep your unchangeable promise, you can't keep your fickle heart.

It's ridiculous that I want to keep you by moving.

Once we agreed to last forever, but now we give up halfway.

Smile and watch you leave with her, turn around and leave your heartache to yourself.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are by my side, you can't see me.

Many times, I just pretend I don't want it because I can't get it.

There is a reality that must be accepted, that is, we can never go back.

It's really hard to leave you, but I'm leaving again.

Young tears will not flow in vain, I know what true love is.

Now I know that love is not so easy, it will make a person's life worse than death.

People who once said they loved me are now holding hands with others.

If I treat me the way you treat me, I'm afraid you'll leave.

There is never too much warmth, so what's wrong with continuing to lose it?

The sign of maturity is not to learn to explain, but to learn to swallow.

A lover who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

You love him deeply, and I'll wait for you to see through the autumn water.

I overdraw my life's happiness, and I can't get close to you.

A moment of confusion, a lifetime of fault, a lifetime of guilt.

I thought you would like me, but you just like me and you.

Once you get each other, love stops growing.

An idiot who wants to give himself a big mouth has healed the scar and forgotten the pain.

We let go of dignity and stubbornness just because we can't let go of one person.

True happiness is earned bit by bit and accumulated day by day.

I write the years as love letters, and you tear them into pieces and throw them into the valley.

Giving up what you can't get is also a kind of happiness for yourself.

Is there a place where I can hide without being afraid of sadness?

I love very impulsively, and it's easy for you to forget.

Liking you without warning is my hidden disease.

I tried my best to make you laugh, but I lost to someone who made you cry.

The best way to refuse to lose is not to have it in the first place.

Secret love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is spoken.

I took your joke seriously, and it hurts until now.

The only lie I told you was that I was not sad to leave you.

Our breakup is a relief for you and me. Please agree.

Looking back suddenly, many people just disappeared into my world.

Interesting personality signature

1, copying the highest level of the answer, copying for a long time, digressing.

2. It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why are all the injured people me?

I like transparent and pure things, because my heart is pure.

I have some suggestions for you, which were given to me by others before, but I have never used them anyway.

I wish I could block the news of Tencent, at least it won't make me happy.

6. Holding hands with summer vacation, there is a dog named Homework in the middle.

7. I am not a god, but you can call me a male god.

8. I got rid of the acne, but it came back for revenge.

9. Why does the husband have to earn money to support his family? Please reverse the word husband.

10, the stupidest thing is to be cheap and go to see things that affect your mood.

1 1, you are in my aunt's heart, and you are not afraid that my uncle will strangle you in the middle of the night.

12, the good man is me, I am your boyfriend, and I love you.

13. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

14, at first, we were all children, and in the end, we were all ghosts.

15, human nature is so cool and thin, as long as you get better, you will be willing to give up.

16, without a strong owner, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog.

17, I'm not crazy, but I've never been normal.

18, can round face blame me? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

19, after breaking up, you sacrifice me when I die, and it's over.

20. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

2 1. When reality raises his hand and slaps you, you should give him a high five.

22. Don't worry about the road you haven't taken, as long as you keep ahead of yourself.

23. If you think I am unhappy, you can turn a blind eye. After all, dogs despise people!

24. When you want to cry, look up at the sky so that tears can flow into your heart.

25. The wind blew me from the goddess to the female nerve.

26. Everyone is mineral water. Why don't you give me a Nongfu Spring?

27. You are my little pride. I can't love you too much!

28, Bajie, don't think that you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

29. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

30. I have always been shameless, and I will carry it out to the end.

3 1, every barber can't understand the sentence "trim it a little, not too short"

32. Warm reminder, please manage your own bowl of rice and don't hit other people's bowls.

33. The quickest and easiest way to ruin a relationship is to listen to rumors.

The most annoying thing is to listen to a phone call regardless of everything, but this phone call is rubbish.

If you ignore me again, I will become the most famous steamed stuffed bun in Tianjin.

36, take you to force you to fly, take you to the dump.

37. A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge all day long.

38, don't play cool with my sister, my sister is MINUS ten degrees!

Stay with me no matter what.

40. I think it's awesome for a group of people to play team battles. Now is the ability to fill your stomach.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

42. I am not too stupid, but too credulous.

43, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear as soon as you go online.

44. He said that he likes big breasts, so how many pieces of your abdominal muscles do you have?

45. Boss, I bought vinegar, not soy sauce, but the one in the back.

46. I found that I have special functions. I can tell at a glance every time the wolf pretends to be a sheep.

47. Summer has unconsciously become the season for boys to show their legs.

48. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

49. People who have never stood in the same place will not know what it feels like to stand for a long time without bending their legs.

50. You said you lived together, and I'm sure you're not what I want.

5 1, lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

It's okay if you don't like me. I will let my son marry your daughter in the future.

53. Your life is like TIC-tac-toe, both horizontal and vertical.

54. Who said what he said when he was angry was angry? Maybe it's what he's afraid to say.

55. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

56. Lei Feng, I love you. Please pay my phone bill.

I know you left too early. I have to buy her a suitable ticket for you.

58. It's not that I'm turning the corner, it's that your brain cells are failing.

59. I saw a buddy, playing CF, trying to get a sniper and squatting in the shade, and actually squatting out of the screensaver!

60. Men are born of women. Don't break the eggs. Your eggs can't stand being hurt.

6 1. Missing you is my excuse to be in a daze every day.

62. People are like a play, all for the benefit. Why do you have to intrigue and let go?

63. For children who have never seen the world, my sister takes you to the ladies' room to show you the world. .

Honey, let's go to Ireland and get married together. Because divorce is illegal there.

65. If you look at me again, take me home!

66. People have backgrounds, so do I..

67. I think bears all over the world look like bears.

68. We agreed to grow old together, but you dyed your hair halfway.

69. We are all old and can't always say goodbye.

70. The nearest distance in the world is that mosquitoes can't bear to hit their faces.

7 1. When I am in a bad mood, I want a hug.

72. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

73. It's good to be a star. You don't have to catch your husband cheating on you. The whole country will help you catch it.

74. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

75. As long as you take a half step towards me, I can't wait to run to you for the remaining 99 and a half steps.

76. If the friendship between the opposite sex can be pure and lasting, then one of them must be seriously moved.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

78. A mobile phone text message like yours has no password and no screen lock. At first glance, no one wants even an ambiguous object.

79. Why do I eat Dove without ribbons, drink Sprite without water, and use Sophie without two rabbits!

I tell you from my personal experience that you should never stay at home during the summer vacation, or you will be scolded badly.

8 1. Just now, a sister confessed to me, and I refused without hesitation. My appearance is secondary, but how can I be my woman with such poor eyes?

82. The head teacher likes the kind of person who gets good grades, looks ugly, dresses cute, looks naive and pretends to be brilliant without even watching the animation. In fact, it is more insidious than anyone else.

83. Listening to music with headphones today, I found that there was no sound on the left. After inspection, it was found to be a false alarm. It turns out that I am deaf in my left ear. I thought the earphone was broken, which scared me.