How to make your girlfriend fake her body?

Drifting by, burning paper, lighting wax, lighting incense, no movement; pouring wine, paying tribute, setting off firecrackers, smashing cards, no response; digging graves, digging graves, opening coffins, whipping corpses, no temper; fire prevention , burn the corpse, file the bones, raise the ashes, and try again; set up the table, draw talismans, perform martial arts, thunder, and no deceit; the bell, the wooden sword, the villain, recite the incantation, and summon the soul again; shed tears, pain, and wail, Beat the ground; I am dead, and I will burn the paper if I have something to do. Small things stir up souls, big things dig graves. If you really miss me, come down and stay with me. If it comes online, it will be a pure transformation!

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1. Be a calm person, eat a little fat, and be calm and stable. ?

2. God is very fair. He allows you to celebrate Singles’ Day, but he will not let you celebrate Valentine’s Day. ?

3. Going to work is like a marriage in the old days. Even though you are unhappy, you still have to stay together. ?

4. It’s summer again. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a close friend of life and death!

5. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it works, Bodhisattva may not be able to find you if he wants to protect you!