Talking about weekend humor

1. Pigeons are so annoying, they are always cooing, kittens are spoiled, they are always meowing, puppies are too noisy, and they are always barking; Counting is still your most

Fortunately, it's not noisy on weekends. Stay in the circle and sleep. Happy weekend, piggy!

2. Did you sneeze? That's because I miss you; Do your ears itch? That's my blessing to you; Have you eaten? Whether you eat or not, please treat me to dinner.

All right! Happy weekend!

3. Skip the busy Monday, step on the dark Tuesday, turn the gloomy Wednesday, kick off the unpleasant Thursday and bypass the expected week.

Five, hehe, it's finally finished. I wish my friends a happy weekend.

4. Work pressure surrounds the whole body. Have a good mood on weekends, relax, have a warm rest, have a happy family reunion, be moved by warmth and give more gifts, and work more next week.

Comfortable. Have a nice weekend!

It was a beautiful weekend, sunny and breezy. I hope you can invite me to dinner on this beautiful day! Ha ha! Happy weekend!

6. I broke my heart, my mouth and my body was almost exhausted. I worked hard yesterday, and the weekend is here. Let's put all the tasks aside.

Enjoy the scenery in the suburbs and the charming sunset. ...

7. Copy warm wishes, paste them on comfortable pages, insert easy links, delete the fatigue of the week, and save hope once and for all.

Here you are. Have a nice weekend.

8. The weekend is here, and so is my blessing. I asked Chang 'e to dance for you to relax and feast your eyes. I begged Xifeng to let her blow with you.

Cow, let you have no worries all your life. Have a nice weekend and have a good mood.

9. In this rainy season, I wish you a smooth sailing, two full and three levels, three sunny days, four rich seasons, five blessings, six clean and seven lines.

It's all down. Have a nice weekend!

10. Send you a happy chair, a happy tea set, put happy desserts, compose gentle songs and cook a comfortable pot of Longjing. Have a nice seat.

On the chair, listening to the rhythm, eating snacks and sipping fragrant tea, have a happy weekend.

1 1. Monday: life is smooth, Tuesday: work is smooth, Wednesday: bon voyage, Thursday: nice weather, Friday: smooth sailing.

Yes, everything went well at the weekend, so it is more logical to get promoted and get rich. Have a nice weekend!

12. On behalf of Extraordinary 6+ 1, I inform you that you have won our Happy 5+2 Award. Please claim it quickly: 5 days of happy work and 2 days of weekends.

Laugh, relax and enjoy life. It's the weekend, let's play together!

13. When I was a child, my family said: study hard and work hard. When I grow up, my family says: Pay attention to your health and combine work and rest. No matter how busy a friend is, don't forget "self"

If you are tired, don't forget to have a rest. It's the weekend, treat yourself!

14. The weasel calls the chicken: This weekend, I will drive you to karaoke in the evening, and then have a midnight snack. The chicken agreed. The chicken turned into a weasel.

Wolf's dinner. I wish you a happy weekend when you read the short message, and be careful against wolves!

15. Get in the happy car, step on the happy accelerator, hold the steering wheel tightly, light up the happy car and set off for the weekend destination; travel

Go, it can dispel your boredom for a week; Have a nice weekend!