A funny copy that makes people laugh instantly.

1. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others 1. I'd rather not, canteen aunt: get out if you don't eat!

2. I can't afford the AA system now. I invented the AAB system. It's you AA, I want to be the b-side.

Don't look at me as fat. When it comes to losing weight, I am a set of things!

4. Travel, there is a temple in the scenic spot, so I stopped by to play in the temple. When you buy a ticket, ask if you have a student ticket. The result of the conductor's answer is super classic. He said: all beings are equal before the Buddha, and there is no student ticket!

One of my colleagues is allergic to mutton, and his face is swollen when he eats mutton, so everyone takes him with him every time he eats mutton skewers. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic his mutton is.

6. If you like someone, try to chase, love and confess. Don't give up easily even if you are rejected, hit or hurt. After a dozen failures, you will stop.

7. The class teacher saw the students playing mobile phones in class. So I sent a text message: Why don't you listen carefully? Student: Who are you? Head teacher: Look out of the window. The student took one look: Talk to you later. The class teacher is staring out of the window.

Eight. Don't always belong to single dog, single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

9. The boudoir quarreled with her boyfriend. I ate the fruit bought for her boyfriend. I said, "Don't leave some for my boyfriend?" She said, "Give it to the beast, not to him!" "

10. If you want to travel, tell a friend: I have imprisoned myself for so long, and I really want to travel, and then I will give myself stocks. Friend: Come on! It's not easy to be a single dog. Do you still want to be a stray dog I ......

Eleven. When I got zero in the exam, I shouted, "God, what did I do wrong?" The deskmate replied coldly, "All your questions are wrong."

Twelve. Some people review and learn new things like Confucius; Some people review the sky like a goddess; I look back like Columbus discovered the New World.

Thirteen. Don't mess around if you don't look good: some people pay a lot of money to iron delicate princess rolls, and they don't look like princesses, but like Newton.

14. Some people stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

15. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

15. My girlfriend scolded me for doing something wrong, and then ignored her until she farted, and then I farted, and she said, Yo, how dare you talk back? Finally broke the tough atmosphere. ...

Seventeen. "I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone steps on my bottom line." "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

When my husband came home from work, he found his wife lying in bed. The husband asked with concern: Wife, are you uncomfortable? The wife nodded. Husband quickly comforted: you don't have to worry about cooking, I'll take you back to the kitchen later!

19. Holding the courier feels like reunion with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

20. When you are poor, you think you will be happy if you have money. When you are really rich, you find that there is more money than happiness. It's simply the bliss of being drunk and dreaming.

Twenty one. All along, the four spiritual pillars that support my life progress are: waiting for work and waiting for weeks.

5. Wait for the express delivery. Waiting for salary.

Twenty-two Sometimes you don't have a serious relationship, and you have no idea how happy a person is.

23. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

I won't watch the World Cup with my wife again. I explained 10 many times a night that the person standing next to the ball box is called the goalkeeper, not the doorman.