Humorous sentences with interesting souls

1. If I were a cat, I would definitely choose to be a lazy cat. Every day, I just eat and drink Lazar, bask in the sun, catch mice occasionally, and live a leisurely life. Unfortunately, I am a human being, and I have to run for my life every day. This is the difference between me and a cat. The life of a cat is my dream.

2. I always thought I was a forgetful person, and it was not until I met the Alipay bill that I really forgot everything.

Some people say that life is like a play, but I always think this sentence is too optimistic. I think life is more like a marathon, except that others run 42. 195 kilometers, and you run someone else's circle of friends.

4. Some people say they like someone. I think they must be saying that they like loneliness.

I have always wondered why the computer never gets sick. Then I understood, because it has windows.

Some people say that love is like a cup of coffee, with bitterness and sweetness. But I think love is more like a cup of Chinese medicine. Although bitter, it cures diseases.

7. I found that I have become more and more like my mother recently. For example, I began to like getting up early to make breakfast and watching movies at home ... I began to wonder if I secretly copied and pasted my genes to her.

8. I have always envied those who are good-looking, because I think I look like a QR code, which is ok at close range, but blurred at a distance.

9. Some people say that life is like a game, and you can choose the difficulty. I said I chose the simple mode, but I found that I couldn't even pass the simplest one.

10, I feel like a genius. Why do you say that? Because every time I feel stupid, I can always find that I am actually quite smart.