Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - That dear friend helped me find a script for "Having a Party" performed by Niu Qun and Feng Gong. Remember, I want the complete script and I’m offering a huge reward! ! As mentioned, thank you
That dear friend helped me find a script for "Having a Party" performed by Niu Qun and Feng Gong. Remember, I want the complete script and I’m offering a huge reward! ! As mentioned, thank you
1. Let me introduce to you, this is the sponsor of our party, the manager of the Donkey Sales Company. Welcome 2. Nice to meet you all. I heard that there is no money for this party! 1. We are a small station and have insufficient funds. 2. I am sponsoring the show. Just talk. How many donkeys are needed? 1. Huh? , no no no, we don’t need donkeys, 2. Just want money? 1. Hey 2. How much donkey money do you need? How much money do we need for a donkey? 1. No, no, no, manager, let’s put this donkey away for a while. I’ll first report to you the overall idea of ??our party. 2. Oh, you are still reporting. You are the director, why are you reporting to me? You will. You will, 1. Okay, this party of ours is a show of fashion, and it is named Fashion. 2. Hey, hey, what's going on? You brought my donkey over to me, and you brought yours. 1. This one brought a donkey. Oh, here is the theme song for our party. We are going to ask Mao Amin to sing it. 2. If you say you pinch it, you give it to him. Has anything happened since you were tied to the telephone pole for a while? You go ahead and pay.
1. Well, for our party, we specially invited Comrade Zhao Zhongxiang from Beijing to be the host. 2. If you add some spice to it, wouldn’t it be called a change? You collect your 1, ah ah ah, and Niu Qun Feng Gong performs a fashion show for everyone. 2, you unlucky child, why are you always pulling the donkey's ears? You went on to say 1. You talked to me for a long time, but you didn’t listen? 2. Listen, what did you say? 1. This party is called the Spring of Fashion. With the improvement of people's living standards - 2. Director, director, I am a layman, so I don't want to make fun of me. I just feel that this party is called Spring of something or other. What kind of summer, autumn and winter are too vulgar 1, Ai, it makes sense 2, can it not be called the spring of fashion, 1, what do you mean? 2. Why not call it Donkey Night, ah, his name is loud and clear, 1. No, no, no, this won’t work, this name can’t be changed. 2. I’ll sponsor it. 1. Sponsoring won’t work either. 2. I’ll give you money. Can't you not mention the donkey thing? 1. Even if you give money, 2. No? 1. Absolutely not. 2. How to discuss? 1. Hey, I'm sorry. 2. Then I can just compare and contrast. 1. Huh? 2. Secretary Liu, 1. Hey 2. Let’s set up the car! Drive my donkey cart over. 1. What are you doing? 2. I have to attend for a while. 1. Here, oh no no no no, listen to me, manager, listen to me first, listen to me. Although this name cannot be changed, I can do it for you. Duty, how about creating an advertisement? 2. Advertise? 1. Ah! A very nice lipstick, 2. Lipstick? 1. It’s just lipstick. 2. What does this lipstick have to do with donkey? 1. The advertising words have been changed to your company’s content. 2. What do you say? 1. Wow! Four donkeys! Sure enough, the Four Donkeys are extraordinary. Applying the Donkeys lipstick can make you - the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth. 2. Oops, it's so good! 1. Is that okay? 2. Okay! 1. Isn’t this the end? 2. I have given this sponsorship list. Are there any other specific programs? 1. The show is great. 2. Tell me, let me listen. 1. First of all, Mao Amin sings the theme song. In the sound of music, Mao Amin wears a very beautiful Baishaqun and walks gracefully from the depths of the stage. 2. Oh, Mao Amin came to us on a donkey from the depths of the stage amidst the sound of music. 1. Huh? 2. Ah! 1. Mao Amin is riding a donkey. 2. She is beautiful. 1. Oh, let me think about it. Oh, by the way, Mao Amin is wearing a small flowered jacket and a flowered scarf, riding a donkey. 2. Oh 1. It’s broken. Mao Amin changed it. Stealing landmines 2. Stealing landmines, this is interesting. 1. Mao Amin is holding a microphone. 2. Holding a microphone. 1. Walking towards the audience. 2. Mao Amin is holding a microphone. 1. Walking and singing. 2. Walking towards the audience, walking. , 1 I felt that the line was not long enough, right 2, I poured it down, poured it down, and a donkey came out 1, eh? 2. This is a reasonable list. 1. This is definitely not possible. 2. It is not possible? 1. I'm sorry. 2. I'm going to give you money. 1. You can't give me money. 2. Then Secretary Liu, let's set up the car. 1. No, no, no, no, I'm telling you, manager, manager, although Mao Amin can't dump a donkey, But if I come up with an idea, how about dumping out a large number of living people? 》 2. That won’t work! 1. It’s none other than the general manager of your company 2. Pour out the general manager 1. On the TV, a line of small words is typed on the TV, General Manager of the Donkey Sales Company 2. The brackets are equivalent to the deputy section level, eh , If this works, then our general manager will give you a report. 1. Reporting is not good. 2. Um 1. At most, he can say one sentence. If your general manager is good at telling a joke or guessing riddles, do you know? 2. Guessing riddles! 1. It would be better. 2. Oops, our general manager is full of riddles. He said a riddle that day. I guessed it for three days and three nights. 1. No, you might as well tell me. 2. It’s too difficult to guess. 1. What riddle, let's listen 2, It looks like a donkey from a distance, and it looks like a donkey up close. It's a donkey, but it's a donkey, but it can't be ridden. 1, is this? 2. Damn it! How about it? 1. This riddle, ah, really, what is this thing called? 2. That’s it! Sponsored, what other programs are there? 1. The following is Zhao Zhongxiang hosting the party, 2. Zhao Zhongxiang! 1. Wearing a crisp suit and holding a microphone, he walked towards the audience. 2. Oh, Zhao Zhongxiang also has a hand.
Take the microphone and walk towards the audience. 1. Talk as you go. 2. As you walk, you feel that the line is not long enough, so you pour it and pour it. It pours out a donkey. 1. No, no, no, no, no, no. , Zhao Zhongxiang is holding a wireless microphone 2, what’s the cord 1, there is no cord, 2, it can’t be poured out yet 1, let me tell you, Zhao Zhongxiang mainly performs impromptu magic performances for everyone - transforming people into living beings, Comedy star Zhao Benshan is specially invited to star in 2, Zhao Benshan? 1. Put a box on the stage and let Zhao Benshan get into it. Zhao Zhongxiang said change! When I opened the box, I saw that Zhao Benshan was gone. 2. A donkey appeared. 1. Huh? 2. Oh, this is called the Big Transformation Living Donkey. It’s great. 1. The Big Transformation Living Donkey. 2. Donkey. 2. Secretary Liu, set up the car! 1. No, no, no, donkey, a big change into a living donkey. 2. Hey, did you say so earlier? I just have such a donkey temper. 1. I am still a submissive donkey. 2. Tell me, what other programs are there? 1. The following program is good. Niu Qun and Feng Gong performed cross talk for everyone. He was dressed in national costume. 2. He walked toward the audience with a microphone in his hand. 1. Hey, 2. As he walked, he felt that the line was not long enough, so he poured and poured. 1. Stop 2. We haven’t poured out ten thousand yet. 1. Another donkey has been poured out, right? 2. Who said that a donkey has been poured out? 1. Isn’t that what you said? 2. Who said that a donkey should be poured out? 1. What are you doing? 2. Pour out two donkeys!, Two people come, pour out two donkeys 1, Absolutely not possible, this form of cross talk, the microphone cannot be moved once it is swung, 2, It cannot be moved 1, This is the requirement 2, Otherwise It is said that the current cross talk can't do the sketch series, 1, that's right 2, this form is too dead, when it comes to cross talk, two people stand, I have to say, you can't change the form 1, how to change it? 2. For example, here is a herd of cows and there is a donkey. 1. Great. 2. The next day, the top news in major newspapers: There is a new atmosphere in the reform, and the herd has a new partner. 1. I Who dares to applaud again? This is, no need to ask, some of you must have ridden on his donkey. He doesn't mind it, but he can't. This is art, you know? 2. Secretary Liu, pick up the car! Let’s not talk nonsense to you. 1. Let me tell you, although Niu Qun is talking about cross talk with Feng Gong, his content is inseparable from the donkey. 2. What 1. It’s like riding a donkey to read the songbook, we’ll see! How about it? 2. Another donkey 1. Zhang Guolao rode a donkey backwards, and the donkey was not worth the price. Thank you for not killing the donkey. If someone pulls the donkey, I will pull it out. 2. Does the name of this cross talk also have the character donkey? 1. Oops, my god, I’m at my wits end. Oh, yes, I’m at my wits end. 2. Okay, okay, this is a good name. Are there any other programs? 1. The following program is good, 60 children, wearing 60 children's clothes 2. Holding 60 microphones, 1. That's right, 2. Pour out 60 donkeys 1. Ouch! 2. Oh, this donkey is enough. 1. Manager, 2. What's wrong? 1. You have to drag me into the donkey array? This is my first time to hold a party. I beg you, you don’t want the audience to call me Donkey Director in the future! Manager, no matter what, no more donkeys can be added to this show, hahahaha! 2. No, are you crying or laughing? 1. I beg you, 3. Forget it, director, this is all I have to say. Our contact time has not been long, and I feel that you are a trustworthy person to tell the truth. Okay, after this, we can’t say that our sponsorship is unreasonable and disrespects art, so we won’t add the word donkey. We are not allowed to even mention the word donkey. If we mention the word donkey again, director, I’m sorry for you. 1. Oops, thank you. 2. What is the last program? How to recruit? 1, 60 children, 2, 60 children 1, running towards the audience 2, running towards the audience 1, turning around 2, turning around 1, running towards the oasis in the horizon 2, don’t change, that’s it, I have one Small request, 1, you say! 2. 60 children run towards the audience and turn around. Can each one of them stand behind and tuck their tails between their legs?
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