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Make an appointment in advance on Tanabata.

1. My room is full of Valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.

Don't ask me if I am still alone on Valentine's Day. Will I become a dog on Valentine's Day?

If you feel lonely on Tanabata, turn off the lights and show a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when you spend Tanabata with your lover, I drink 7-up at home alone.

5. Tanabata is a dog abuse festival!

6. Handsome people spend Tanabata alone, while ugly people desperately show their love.

7. Tanabata, let me count. If nothing happens, it has nothing to do with me.

8. Valentine's Day, as always, until you get drunk. When the wine wakes up, Valentine's Day will be over.

9. What is Qixi Valentine's Day? Can I eat?

10. The Qixi show Ai En is nothing. She can rob me on Singles Day.