A famous poem about swearing.

1. What are the cursing poems? China's earliest satirical poems are probably some chapters in The Book of Songs. Eat Mouse: "Rats have skins, but people have no tools. If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die. Rats have skin and teeth, but people have no end. A man without virtue should not wait for death. Rats have skins and bodies, but people are rude. If people are rude, Hu will not die? "

Poetry is hard to find. Those who swear without dirty words are:

China didn't learn so many weapons, but you learned the sword;

Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword;

There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword;

Learn silver swords instead of bronze swords and iron swords!

Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword!

Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-sword!

It is cursed to find saints. Mencius said: Yang thought I had no monarch; Mohism loves all and has no father. No father, no king, all animals. Even scholars with different opinions have to swear, which shows that China has a tradition of scholars swearing since ancient times. The difference between scholars and ordinary people lies in the degree of swearing.

You did nothing wrong! Can only blame Darwin's theory of evolution!

It's not your fault that you are ugly. You deserve it!

Were you bitten by a pig or caught by a door when you were a child? You still have the courage to live, so brave. ...

2. Two-part allegorical sayings of celebrities: 1234567 —— Forgetting (Wang) has a big ear and a small ear —— A handful of powder raised by pigs and dogs hits the back of the neck —— The glaze is upside down for 21 days, and no chicken can be produced —— The meat that bad guys can't sell in dog days —— the triangular cemetery of stinky goods ——— the mouth that has been wicked for three years ——— the mouth that has been stinky for three years ———— raised by a big girl. Pigs eat Yuanxiao and roll in the pot-bastards fall into steamed bread-dogs earn 500 yuan twice-250 cows move-and get out of the way with sores on their heads. Purulent under the soles of your feet-the erhu in Dongyue Temple is rotten to the core-a shit stone is put in the chicken nest-a bastard, an old fat pig butcher-goods with knives by tigers are dragging hemp fiber-no one has a big brother and a second brother-who are you to burn yam in the ash pile-all gray (mixed) eggs and soybeans are scattered in sesame fields-all meat (faint) people play the trumpet.

3. What are the ancient poems about swearing? 1. I'm tired after writing all my life, and my reputation has never been lost. The horse returned another day, and there was no war in the east of the city. -Su Shi's Supplement to Dongpo Chronology

2. a needle is tempered, one by one. -"Yong Zhen" Wen Yingjiang

3. "Being thousands of miles away is like a duck in the water, drifting with the tide and stealing its whole body." Will it be better to put a yoke on the horse, and will it follow the horse's track? Better than orioles, will you compete with chickens for food? "-"Chu Ci Supplement "Qu Yuan.

4. Yuanyang occupied the water and annoyed the guests, but the parrot thought that the cage could break the spell. -"Two Children" Li Shanfu

5. I'm used to children mocking teachers, and I'm too lazy to be an idiot cursing ghost books. -"Five Small Gardens" Liu Kezhuang

6. The official hamster is as big as a bucket, and it won't leave when people open the warehouse. The soldiers guarding the frontier have no food, and the industrious people are starving. Who sends the grain from the official granary to your mouth every day? -"Official Hamster" Cao Ye

7. Rats have skin, but people have no tools! If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die.

You see ground squirrels and teeth, but people ignore virtue. A man without virtue should not wait for death.

Rats have bodies, but people are rude! People are rude, not rude? -"Sweet Mouse" in The Book of Songs

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Boiled beans are held as soup and simmered as juice. Honey burns under the pot, and beans cry in the pot. We were born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other! -Wei, "Seven Steps Poetry"

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Although the soldiers and horses in front of the temple are Xiao Xiong, their longitudinal violence is slightly the same as that of Qiang and Xiongnu. Above the Hanshui River, most of the loyalists are women. -Du Fu's quatrains

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Everyone raised the hope of cleverness, but I was delayed by cleverness all my life. I only hope that my children are honest and honest, and can reach the official position without disaster-Su Shi's "Washing Children"

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The merit is not high, but the name can be blown; You can drill without effort. Sri Lanka is a yamen, but I am satisfied: two or three sets of public houses, lovers do not leave; Talking and laughing, there are hotels and few people; You can travel to America and Japan. There is no shortage of money, backed by public funds. Eat "land, sea and air" and have enough fun with "beauty". The world says: shameful and disgusting! -Anonymous "A New Edition of Humble Room Inscription"

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The official is not big, and the power is spiritual; There is not much profit, and it will be successful if you can get it. Although it is a nine-product, it is a saint. Eat, drink and fish, and everything can go first. The official rank is rising year by year, and the oil and water are increasing day by day. Cars are coming and going, talking nonsense; Command blindly, fool people. No pain caused by fatigue, no trouble caused by work. The world can't compare, and neither can the gods. The common people said, "This official is disgusting!" -Anonymous "A New Edition of Humble Room Inscription"

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Why not take photos by drowning yourself! -"Yi Yan Yuan Yan"

14. Snakes talk with their mouths. -"Xiaoya's Clever Words" (excerpt)

15. The punch line is like a spring. -"Xiaoya's Clever Words" (excerpt)

4. The complete sentence describing swearing is 1, and the irony is 1. Uncle, you look great, just like a wooden stick. 2. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive! Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

2, sarcasm 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3. It's really nothing, but every morning they hide from the wolf. They meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together.

3, irony 1, if you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future! Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students. Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

The sentence that satirizes men is 1. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending. 2. I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 3, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half point on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

5. If you hurt someone, you deserve 1, and a slap can't even buckle you on the wall. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't tell you what you like to hear. 3. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin but a bone, and people know its face but not its heart. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

5. The poem describing swearing is Zhongshan Wolf. If it succeeds, it will be rampant.

Mother's sincerity and mother's unhappiness

In the clouds, someone is sitting by the river. When Xiao Li flew the knife, someone became a little eunuch. (Someone please automatically switch to the person you want to scold)

When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil. Your baby dug a mine and blew it to 250.

I wish you happiness. You deserve to be drowned. I wish you a better life than Nanshan.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the morgue.

Head down and walk west with a smile.

The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.

Such a bright line was at the foot of my bed that Li Bai climbed up the window. I lost all my hair when I met X-rays.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

If you don't wash your feet when you sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. At night, Hong Kong feet stink.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun

Kindness in learning

When cooking is at noon, sweat and oil are boiled out.

Whoever eats the Chinese food on the plate will suffer.

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Always remember the canteen,

Flies are as happy as ever.

Swallow black pearls,

Unconsciously, a dead fly entered your stomach.

Vomiting, vomiting,

Spit out pickles.

Black night cry

I can't stroll into the canteen, and my face is like autumn.

The long line frowned.

It's hard to bite, but this is steamed bread.

Don't smell sour in your heart.

Manjianghong. Write a bosom.

Panting, afraid to rest in the canteen.

Looking up, the queue is endless and the competition is fierce.

Thirty brothers are worried and anxious, and eight people are angry.

Don't wait, dry that bowl of rice, empty and sad!

Hungry and ashamed, it's still snowing. When will students hate it?

Knock on the low stool square table with chopsticks.

It's hard to swallow a mouthful of rice with an empty stomach, but it's hard to drink it with a smile.

After eating, pick up the leftovers, still hungry.