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? Trembling with cold?

1, it's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

2. In such a cold day, all the places outside the bed are far away, and all the places beyond the reach of hands are foreign lands.

3. It's getting cold. Don't be outside. Come to my heart. I am super warm.

4, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

5, it's cold, don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

6. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

7, this winter, I wish your world a warm spring. May your room be full of sunshine this winter.