How to eat cold noodles and hair?

1. "I ate cold rice noodles and a hair today. I think this is the boss's wish. Let me eat more protein. "

2. "Eating cold rice noodles leads to hair. I think this is a reminder from heaven that it's time for a haircut. "

3. "Eating cold rice noodles leads to hair. I think the boss is giving me welfare to eat more nutrition. "

4. "I ate cold rice noodles and a hair today. I think this is a Valentine's Day gift from my boss, let me eat more love. "

5. "Eating cold rice noodles leads to hair. I think the boss is sending me a blessing to eat more luck. "