Selected from ipartment and Ceng Xiaoxian.

In ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian always makes us laugh. How much do you know about Ceng Xiaoxian's famous words? I have compiled the famous sayings of ipart

Selected from ipartment and Ceng Xiaoxian.

In ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian always makes us laugh. How much do you know about Ceng Xiaoxian's famous words? I have compiled the famous sayings of ipartment and Ceng Xiaoxian, please enjoy them.

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1. Xiaoxian: You two are full and have no food to cook, right?

2. Fairy: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize the content at all. . . How bad is it?

3. Fairy: If cakes can take shape naturally, why did humans invent ovens?

4. Fairy: We can have dinner together at noon today.

The bar doesn't sell wine, but salted fish.

6. Fairy: Why are all the good things yours and the bills mine?

7. Fairy: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!

8. Fairy: Welcome to your moon, my heart.

9. Xiaoxian: Yifei ~ ~ Xiaofei ~ ~ Feifei loves a classic.

10. Xiaoxian: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome ~ ~

1 1. Xiaoxian: Oh, I see, you put Bibishuang in the coffin, and you are still so proud.

12. Xiaoxian: You see, an irreplaceable, impeccable and incomparable good man has made such a happy decision. I am the only one who supports such technical work.

13. Xiaoxian: A perfect man should show grace and self-cultivation everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.

14. Xiaoxian: This disgusting feeling will make all human beings, chrysanthemums tight and tigers tremble.

15. Xiaoxian: With my help, Nolan got divorced. To thank me, she took special care of me. It's a little obscene, bah, too obscene.

16. I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows.

17. Yifei: I came to the balcony to enjoy the moon. Wow, what a delicate reason! Yifei: Then what are you doing here? Enjoy the sunshine.

18. Say what? You won't tell her a joke at this time, will you? Then you are really a joke.

19. As the saying goes, you have enough to eat and have nothing to do.

20. This story tells us not to dislike others, because you may also be disliked by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I am alive today.

2 1. Fuck your grandmother's banana skin, this product is dead!

22. Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

23. Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!

24. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

25. Meijia: Come on, you are secretly protecting the woman you love! Fairy: What are you talking about?

26. Fairy: What are you talking about? You won't tell her a joke at this time, will you? Then you are really a joke.

27. I thought I was God, I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't help you realize your wish. I'm not God. I'm lonely.

28. Xiaoxian: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow. Guan Gu: I testified that she also said yesterday that it was the day after tomorrow.

29. Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine has nothing to do with food.

30. Xiaoxian: This story tells us not to dislike others, because you may also be disliked by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I am alive today. How ugly is Ceng Laoshi-

3 1. Dog: Well, I admit it's all my fault. My fault, my fault, my fault. Well, what I didn't do was my fault. My fault, my fault, my fault. I have, wrong, wrong too much, you stop it, say it, say it, keep saying ~ ~ ~ ~ a dog will jump over the wall if it is anxious! Youyou: So cheap!

Guangu: Sounds like Ceng Laoshi! Ceng Laoshi is not cheap!

32. Fairy: What do you want, to marry Yifei or his mother?

Zi Qiao: If I hadn't saved a little sister while crossing the street, my leg wouldn't have been amputated. The point is in the back. Actually, my leg has the same experience as yours.

34. Fairy: As for me, except for the * * * seal on the sofa, there is no evidence of living at all.

35. Xiaoxian: Hey, Guan Gu, there are two pigeons in this picture and a dead sheep below. What do you mean?

36. Xiaoxian: It's strange that such a high chassis can still play. Is this cat's leg longer than mine? ?

37. Xiaoxian: Saving cats is a priority, and love is boundless.

38. Xiaoxian: There is a saying that there is no real singing at the party, no truth in the interview, and no beautiful women on the radio. These are the three unchanging laws of the media!

39. Xiaoxian: Guan Guan is a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person.

Guan Gu: Did you call Guan Guan?

40. Xiaoxian: What are your girls' health hobbies? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and shopping.