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Let people drink humor on it and talk about collecting 50 sentences.

Let people talk about the humor of drinking (I) 1. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

3. wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

4. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

6. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

7. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

8. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

9. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.

10. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in my dream.

1 1. Promotion is too early.

12. Drink the east wind and be calm.

13. We are all bosom friends. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.

14. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

15. Grass-roots cadres don't drink and have no expectations at all.

16. Brother, you drink this wine first and I'll take care of it.

17. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

Let people talk about the humor of drinking (II) 18. It is rare to get drunk several times in life, and it is even more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking.

19. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

20. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!

2 1. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "The bottom is lifted, and it starts again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

22. There was a new cup in an old cellar. They drank until dark, three minutes sober and blowing wildly, and seven minutes drunk.

23. I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't control it.

24. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

25. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. One short step makes a long regret. Look for water at night and get up early to regret it.

26. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.

28. Without drinking, there is no future.

29. If you don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.

30. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.

3 1. Friends should drink, whether it is good wine or bad wine.

32. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?

33. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink and have no idea.

34. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

Let people talk about the humor of drinking above (Chapter 3) 35. Deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

36. I can't drink, I have no future, I only drink, and my promotion is unpredictable.

37. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

38. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

39. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

40. Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

4 1. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

42. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

43. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.

44. The guest gets drunk, otherwise the host will feel ashamed.

45. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.

46. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

47. No one understands your frown, and no one gets drunk with you. Blame yourself for asking for it, and I want to understand that you are uncomfortable.

48. Being drunk is different from being awake!

49. You can drink 22522, so comrades should be trained!

50. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

The more I look at it, the more I feel.

The more you watch it, the more humorous it is. 1 1. You know there are thousands of glasses when you meet wine. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

To tomorrow, and to the past.

3. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

4. 100 drinks will make you drunk, and one pillow will celebrate the New Year.

5. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

6. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;

7. Drunk and awake, different mentality!

8. I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't control it.

9. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

10. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

1 1. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

12. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

13. Drink and run. It's still early for promotion.

14. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

15. I feel deep and stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

16. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

17. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cups are handed down.

The more you watch it, the more humorous it is. 2. 18. Deep feelings make your mouth stuffy.

19. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

20. To make guests drink well, drink well first;

2 1. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

22. Today is Monday. Let's go for a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.

23. I can't drink, I have no future, I only drink, and my promotion is unpredictable.

24. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and lead in the future.

25. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

26. I feel shallow, lick it.

27. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

28. I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

29. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

30. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

3 1. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

32. I said I was drunk to eight, and my wife loved me to eight, but you drank until you vomited and loved to break up.

33. Drink today's wine and drink cold water.

34. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

The more you watch it, the more humorous it is. 35. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

36. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

37. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

38. In the virgin stage, strictly guard against death. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.

39. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

40. No one can understand your frown, and no one can get drunk with you. I blame myself for asking for trouble and want to understand that you feel bad.

4 1. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?

42. Men don't drink, and they go around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends;

43. Excited heart and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you.

44. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

45. Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

46. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

47. You're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

48. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

49. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

50. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.

50 humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking between brothers

A humorous sentence 1 between brothers eating supper and drinking. Brothers don't drink and have no good friends.

2. Standing on your feet, drinking doesn't count.

3. I once drank too much with leaders and others. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

When the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

It rained in the sky and dried up underground, not counting the cups just now.

6. Two cups a day, if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

7. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

8. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.

9. You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you have loved it.

10. Wine songs accompany me tonight until the morning light reflects the jade cup. Propertius

1 1. We are all bosom friends. I'll drink two glasses of hangover first.

12. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

13. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

14. Stop drinking from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget this sentence!

15. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. You will trip and look for water at night. You will wake up early and regret it.

16. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

17. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

Humorous sentence 2 18 about eating supper and drinking between brothers. You can drink 25, so comrades should be trained!

19. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

20. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

2 1. It is said that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

22. Never drink, but drink until you are unconscious!

23. Drink less, drink less and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.

24. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

25. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

26. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

27. In life, drinking is everywhere.

28. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

29. I was never your name when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the forefront of the years and grew up with you.

30. It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

3 1. Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

32. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

33. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and learn from it later.

34. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

Humorous sentence 35 about eating supper and drinking between three brothers. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

36. Feelings are shallow, take a lick.

37. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.

38. The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

39. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

40. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

4 1. All rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

42. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

43. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.

44. Promotion is too early.

45. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.

46. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

47. There are thousands of glasses in the wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

48. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

49. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

50. Such a good wine will make you live forever!

A humorous copy of drinking that makes people laugh.

The humorous copy of drinking that makes people laugh (I) 1. When young people leave home, old people will come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

I have stories and wine. Do you want to go with me?

4. Drink envy, drink unit lack of funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

5. an old cellar and a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points are sober and blow wildly, and seven points are drunk and go home.

6. How about two bites?

7. The lover's tears are drunk drop by drop; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

8. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

9. If you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.

10. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.

1 1. Half a catty of wine is not enough to support the wall. I won't go if I walk a catty and a half.

12. Worry, all in wine, hidden in my heart.

13. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

14. Ms clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me, you go ahead.

15. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

16. wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

17. wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!

The humorous copy of drinking that makes people laugh (part two) 18. Ordinary people don't drink and have no fun at all.

19. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

20. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

2 1. All anti-wine factions are tigresses!

22. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

23. Would you like to be an old friend? You can also go drinking together if you are white.

24. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?

25. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

26. deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

27. I've been in a daze for a year and half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

28. Qianshan is always in love, so drink less.

29. You asked me if I like drinking alone. I told you, I lack too much in my life, but I don't lack you.

30. To make guests drink well, drink well first;

3 1. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

32. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

33. Every kind of wine is known to be short of thousands of glasses. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

34. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

Humorous copy of Drinking that makes people laugh (Chapter III) 35. People can't walk around without wine.

36. I drank very well. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.

37. Those who can drink one or two drinks two, such friends are generous enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;

38. Wine nourishes the soul, and water nourishes people, until dawn.

39. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

40. People who are not good at drinking mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

4 1. Too much affection and not enough drinking.

42. I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

43. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

44. Without drinking, there is no future.

45. Bold words and spirits are heroic.

46. Drink the east wind and relax.

47. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

48. I said I was drunk until I was eight years old, and my wife loved me until I was eight years old, but you vomited until you broke up.

49. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

50. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.