How to coax your wife not to get angry?

1, baby: Actually, I joke with you sometimes. If you don't like it, I won't joke about it in the future. I'm really afraid of losing you, because I love you so much that I can't live without you!

2, adults calm down! It's all my fault that the little one made a mistake and caused so much pain to the adults. This is my grief, and I will try my best to make adults laugh happily!

I'm sorry that I said something I shouldn't have said, which made you sad. I regret it. I won't say anything to make you sad, and I won't do anything to make you sad. I just want us to be happy together. I really love you!

Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I will wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

If you think I'm hopeless, then leave me alone. If you think I can fix it, forgive me again!