The opening remarks before being spanked when I was a child, I’m afraid you will laugh to death if I tell you it...

Most of us

had the experience of being beaten by our parents when we were young

Parents with different personalities

The opening remarks before beating you are also all kinds of weird

But the only thing that is the same is

Your beating

It’s settled

When my mother spanked me

What more opening remarks do you need?

Go directly to the topic

What to say specifically

The slap was too loud and I didn’t hear it clearly....

Remember what I did wrong? When it happened,

My mother gave me a slap in the face.

I wanted to lighten the atmosphere.

I asked my mother: Mom, have you eaten? ?

As a result, he said nervously: Mom, didn’t you eat?

Another slap on the spot...

Before I was beaten as a child

I often heard such a question

"You think I don't dare to hit you?!"

"I never thought you didn't dare to hit me..."

"You still dare to talk back!"

(Bah bang bang bang...)

Without the slightest precaution,

Without the slightest worry,

They were caught off guard like this Appears...

(Pap bang bang...)

My mother hit me once,

I feel that as a man,

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No matter what, you should hold back and not cry.

She hit her a few times and said: Oh, you won’t cry, right? It doesn't seem to hurt!

(Bah, bang, bang...)

Then it hurt so much that I finally cried...

Are you still embarrassed to cry? !

(Bah bang bang bang...)

"Dad!

Lock the door for me!"

Every When I heard this sentence, I knew the end was coming

After the beating, my mother asked me distressedly,

"Does it hurt? Why don't you know how to run away if it hurts?"

Should I run?

Where am I going?

When they suddenly called me by my full name one day

...

It was a Do you know what a terrifying thing it is?

Go get the broom yourself!

Go get the rolling pin yourself!

Go get the feather duster yourself!

Now that I think about it, it’s so cruel,

I have to personally offer the tool for beating...

Move it once!

Hit it once!

Move once!

Hit it once!

Move times!

Give it a try!

Move times!

Give it a try!

The vast horizon is my love~~

.......

Don’t worry

Come over here I won’t hit you!

Why are you crying? !

Are you still crying?

(Pah, pah, pah....)

Hold it back! !

I count three! !

(Bah, bang, bang, bang...)

My dad yelled at me,

"You are not a thing of life!!"

My mother rushed out of the kitchen,

and my dad started fighting without saying a word...

I...

The wings are hard, aren’t they? !

Huh? !

(Bah, bang, bang...)

Isn’t that right! ?

I ask you if you are! ?

(Bah bang bang bang...)

Give you some face,

Don’t you know east, west, north, south? !

Do you still know your own last name? !

(Bah bang bang bang....)

Do you know what is wrong? !

I don’t know...

What? ! I ask again!

Do you know what is wrong? !

I really don’t know....

Do you know? !

(Bah bang bang bang...)

I know, I know...

I know, are you still wrong? !

(Bah bang bang bang....)

Tell me where you went wrong? !

I, I...

You know you are wrong and you still quibble? !

.........

You know you are wrong but you still don’t admit it? !

(Bah bang bang bang....)

..................

Can Just stop making noise

Do you still remember the opening words of your parents before they beat you?

Why don’t you say it

Let everyone be happy

Hahahahahahahahahaha~