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Look for the glory of the king's cp name

It seems too cold-→ You happen to be light.

Return to people/→ pass by.

The most beautiful savior → the most handsome pillow man

Lose your mind because of smoking-get drunk.

Lemonade → foam milk tea

Drinking alone in the south → cold in the north.

I'm afraid of being struck by lightning when I destroy you.

Draw a full stop for yesterday and a comma for tomorrow.

Don't cry, I bent down. You are too tall for me to reach.

Don't lose your feelings-don't forget them.

I will be good to you → You should be good to me.

It is the light bulb that always shines, and the mirror that always reflects light.

Play hard * ←→ Who takes who seriously *

Ride with me and give you the palm of your hand!

Fish forgets seven seconds → people forget seven years.

In the seventh year of Viola, China lived up to your expectations. → In the seventh year, Xiajin will be cool and stable.

Look at me. Am I pretty? → The picture is too beautiful to look straight.

Never leave ←→ bullshit.

There is nothing wrong with being ugly-beauty is painful.

I have nowhere to worry.

I just don't want to get in my way.

Say good night to the moon → say good morning to the sun.

I'm sorry to burst into your heart-it doesn't matter, it's just what I want.

Abuse me a thousand times in winter-the quilt treats me like the first love.

What are you arguing about? What are you pretending?

Eyebrow margin → palm cocoon

Accustomed to strong winds/spirits.

The waves are watching-the wind is with them.

Little Fairy → Big Devil

Don't leave together → don't miss it when you leave.

You accompany you in eternal reincarnation-→ you accompany you crazy.

Yellowing love letter paper → moldy gift box

Breathe as long as you can ←→ Love as long as your heart beats.

Good year, bright future.

Domestic guy → domestic chicken.

The country was imprisoned because of it → because of it.

Since there is no chance-→ Why take the oath?

Cold words, cold memories → cold heart, cold dream, cold spirit.

Your uncle → your sister-in-law

How soft the lips of teenagers are for smoking. → How fragile a girl's heart is, not suitable for setbacks.

Painters, Wine Style and Geisha

Send a cup of tea to miss you → I can't let go of my deep feelings.

I am tall, sheltering you from the wind and rain-→ I am short, and I won't block your sight.

The night is not over yet. ←→ Black cat.

Nanjie/→ Beixiang

Hanazono Sakura. ←→ Silly girl.

Stay ←→ want to be exhausted.

Cool breeze → tail cleaning