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Talk about men's private money
I also want to ask first, how many men can control their own wages now?
I can't anyway. Not only can't, but I don't even know my salary now! What a pity!
Where does the money for cigarettes, alcohol and parties come from? I rely on my daughter-in-law to give me change every month! It seems that my wallet is not as bulging as my son is now! By the way, electronic payment is popular now and you don't need a wallet.
So, so I can save some money! It doesn't need to be reflected in WeChat wallet and Alipay, and the daughter-in-law is not afraid when auditing the accounts, haha! So, you say, is it necessary for men to have private money? !
Who doesn't want to lose face, who doesn't have friends and who doesn't want to spend money occasionally. That is to say, about buying various holiday gifts, there are birthday gifts, anniversary gifts, business trip gifts ... anyway, it is to make beautiful people happy and not to ask others for money. Why do you say, "If you want me to buy a gift, you have to give me money first?" It doesn't matter, either I can't do it or I'm sorry. I am a male chauvinist again. So, try to save some money. Anyway, it's all spent on your wife and baby. No loss.
The second question comes again. Where are you hiding? How much did you hide? I found two pictures from the internet. Take a look. Have you ever had such an experience?
Did you laugh after reading it?
To tell you the truth, I have done all these. But that was in the past, and these are out of date now. They have been found on TV too many times to be used.
People say that the most dangerous place is the safest place, so the place I put now is absolutely safe!
What? You asked me where I was hiding. Can you say that? Aren't you asking for trouble? Moreover, if the daughter-in-law asks, it is simply no private money!
Oh, tomorrow is Goddess Day. Should I eat, buy flowers, or change jewelry? We still have to think about it. This little wallet is going to deflate again. However, it may be that my daughter-in-law is happy or that I have no money on WeChat. Can I deposit more?
Who knows wisdom and stupidity, happiness and pain?
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