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A rustic love story that is easily angered.
2. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life is only a hundred years; After a while, things changed.
3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.
4. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"
5. "I think our friendship can only last until today" Why? "Let's talk about love next."
6. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.
7. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"
I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.
9. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I watch you, the more I want to sleep.
10. "When will you pay the rent?" "Why do you pay the rent?" "Because you have lived in my heart for a long time."
1 1. Your short hair is beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.
12. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."
13. I am stubborn by nature and have a clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.
14. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.
15. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."
16. Do you like chocolate? For example, "I have it in my mouth. Would you like to try it?"
17. Thinking about you is like playing with your mobile phone in a thin quilt, and there is always a little light leaking out.
18. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
19. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy" "No, I quarreled with you in my dream. I dare to wake up when I coax you. "
20. Do you know? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "
Easy-to-be-caught soil love story (part two) 2 1. A good girl like me will never know who is cheaper.
22. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.
23. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "
24. It's nice to see what the world is like, and it's also nice to meet you.
25. "In your heart"
26. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"
27. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."
Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.
29. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.
30. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"
3 1. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."
32. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.
33. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."
34. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?
35. There are three ways to be sweet: eat sugar, eat cake and miss you every day.
36. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.
37. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."
38. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."
39. Time is the medium and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.
40. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"
Rustic love stories that are easy to be teased (Chapter 3) 4 1. Where do I want to go? Fuck you!
42. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."
43. "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."
44. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"
45. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Fuck you"
46. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.
47. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.
Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
49. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.
50. "Happy Mother's Day." I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."
5 1. "Be sure to close your eyes when I see you next time, so that I can leave you here and see you every day."
52. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
53. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."
54. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."
55. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.
56. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."
57. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.
58. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."
59. Good things like to share with others, and better things just want to hide, such as you.
60.2.3 Wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving. My heart is beating.
Tuwei love story routine daquan
1. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.
2. Spring water is born, spring forest is blooming, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.
3. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.
Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
If you want to do a good job, you must ... kiss you first.
If you give me 50 cents, we can get together.
7. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.
8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
9. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.
10. You are a cute boy, and I am cute, too.
1 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?
12. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever and ever.
13. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.
14. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.
15. My love for you is like a tractor.
16. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others. You are mine.
17. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.
18. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.
19. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.
20. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
2 1. Why are you looking for my short girlfriend when you are so tall? In that case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me.
22. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.
I find you like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?
24. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.
25. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.
26. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes at once. Why do I put you in my eyes and never open them again?
Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?
Love stories about flirting with boys' local flavor routines (60 highlights)
Love story about flirting with boys' local flavor routines (I) 1. "shout. Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you
2. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."
3. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
4. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.
I think you must be very busy, so you only read the first three words.
6. Remember that I miss you when I am looking for you, and I miss you when I am not looking for you.
7.i love you.
8. It's you who blushes, it's you who beats, and all the love and likes are you.
9. I've been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.
10. I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words!
1 1. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"
12. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."
13. Have you gained weight recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?
14. falling in love with you at first sight is the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.
15. If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next day.
16. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."
17. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.
18. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.
19. What happened to "I am angry with the express company"? "I haven't sent you yet, so I cured myself and married you."
20. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."
If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.
22. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.
Are we friends now? "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";
I don't know when it started. Finding you in the crowd at a glance has become the best thing for me. Where I miss you, I can see you.
You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.
Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.
Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.
28. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."
29. "Stay with me in this life. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way. "
30. I miss you every day and every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.
3 1. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.
33. I want to be like you, like when I was a child, I never looked at the date when I ate spicy strips.
Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.
35. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."
36. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
37. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.
38. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.
39. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"
40. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
Teasing boys' love stories with local flavor (3) 4 1. "After a busy day, I want to sleep." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."
42. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
43. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.
44. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."
The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.
46. What can I say? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. Just as I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.
47. "I think I should buy you a compass." "Why?" "I'm afraid you're too used to looking north behind my back."
48. Time is the medium and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.
49. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.
50. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.
5 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
52. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi.
53. I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Look, am I all yours?
54. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"
55. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."
56. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"
57. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.
58. "I, I like a person" and then "then he sent me one and then"
59. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.
60. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.
Routine boyfriend's sweet and greasy love story
Love story of routine boyfriend 1. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.
2. Guess where my heart is? Left? No, it's on your side
3. "Do you know what time it is?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."
Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
5. "You are in my heart"? "No more, no less, 86,400 seconds a day."
6. My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.
7. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.
8. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life is only a hundred years; After a while, things changed.
9. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "
10. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.
1 1. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."
12. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.
13. Do you know my weakness? This is your fault.
14. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.
15. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.
16. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."
17. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.
18. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."
19. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.
20. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
Routine boyfriend's sweet and greasy love story 2 2 1 "Actually, I'm a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"
22. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?
23. Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman
24. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."
We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.
26. What can I say? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.
27. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."
28. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.
29. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."
30. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.
3 1. "I like 70 things" "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you."
32. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"
33. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?
34. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the dust of the old days.
35. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.
36. When I met you before school started, I thought I wouldn't miss you.
37. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.
38. There is nothing of value in my house. I'm the only one who can get it. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.
39. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.
40. Don't want to do whatever you want just because I love you.
Routine boyfriend's sweet and greasy earthy love story Chapter 3 4 1 Change your life with my three fireworks.
42. I miss you every day and every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.
43. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"
44. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."
45. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.
46. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Go to your heart"
47. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.
48. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."
49. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."
50. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.
5 1. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."
The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.
53. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."
54. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.
55. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily."
56. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."
57. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life; You are the whole world in my life; You are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.
58. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?
59. Take you to all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.
I never envied anyone when you were with me.
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