A word with a poisonous tongue and a black belly

1. The sedimentary material contains twice the concentration of oil, which disfigures Uncle McDonald.

2. It's worse than chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside.

3. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

4. Don't look at me! You see, I will make me feel superior!

Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

7. Life with incomplete evolution and aliens with gene mutation.

8. Please see clearly what goods you are talking about.

9. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

10. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong, thousands of people soak it every day.

1 1. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped is a brainless creature that can think.

12. The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer of septic tank blockage.

13. the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of their ancestors who were humiliated.

14. I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

15. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

16. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

17. Kindergarten-level high school students have congenital Mongolian disease in frog head.

18. raw materials necessary to destroy the universe, even orcs despise you orcs.

Abdominal black short sentence

1. Short and high-spirited men have also seen it. You have to be proud to be a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.

I opened this road, planted this tree, and I will pass by, leaving men behind.

When others ask you for help, the first thing to consider is not whether you can help, but what benefits you can get after helping.

Even if you are sad, even if you are angry, even if you are betrayed, you should always smile and take revenge when you have strength.

It is God's duty to forgive you. My duty is only to send you to God.

Can I take my silk shoes to your wall?

7. I cast goodwill on a malicious person, not to make him repent, but to make him moved and move forward in the dark.

8. I will always give my heart a knife and let myself do it without hesitation.

9. In any case, we will stay together, and everyone who stands in our way will die.

10. If you like someone, you will bravely confess, and maybe you will know what kind of spare tire you are.

1 1. There is no need to tell others before you succeed in doing something. Needless to say, others will know after success. This is the effect brought by the information age.

12. A kind of love, just when a flower blooms, quietly germinates.

13. Looking at the world, the world is very small; Look at the world with your heart. It's a big world. Some people, some things, can only be more truly understood if they appreciate them with their hearts. It is this feeling that young people, in the process of growing up, will inevitably stumble, rain or shine But on the road of life, there will always be a bright light of the soul shining on us and moving forward step by step.

14. When you control others, you are also controlled; You tie others up, others will tie you up. Think about it, when you control others and forbid them to do this and that, what if they don't do what you say? What will happen to you? You won't be happy, will you?

15. Don't shout pain when bleeding, turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, contact when you miss, be empty when you are tired, please when you are isolated, and miss home when you are weak. Don't be blinded by the present, you will grow up eventually. The darkest part of the road, you have to go by yourself. Now these things will be forgotten by time, don't be afraid.

Say something dark.

Say something dark.

1, "The bearer didn't even bother to sweep his eyes. He just passed him and walked towards Zhan Zhan." Did you pass? "ZhanZhan said," I'm here to deliver food. ""... where is the rice? " "In the bucket." "Where is the bucket? "He looked around." In front of me. ""... "Zhan Zhan looked back casually. -shortbread "Look at the domineering side leakage"

2. "The happiest thing in the world is that a beautiful woman falls into the water in front of her eyes and feasts her eyes on it, but she can wear clothes and go to the fire together. If a beautiful woman catches a cold because of this, she can also be greeted on her sickbed to wait on soup and tea, and be attentive. Why are you worried that her heart is not on me? I am not a fool, why should I miss such a good opportunity? " - "

Let's play a game. Voluntary.

You asked me why I always stayed with you and never gave up. Why is he so kind to you? I'll give you whatever you want. Because, dad loves you.

Bai Weiwei nodded and forced herself to take her eyes off the paws of the little panda and fall on the face of the little gourd baby who had been watching the drama. The little gourd coughed twice: "Oh, I suddenly feel so sleepy, Jing Ye, I ... Ah, what are you doing ..." Before the little gourd baby was proud, Rong reached out and picked him up. "Ah, ah, ah ..." With a series of screams, the little gourd baby with a white parabola was directly smashed into the distant Purple Rain Mountain with a loud noise, followed by the roar of two real lions. Many monks who besieged the real lion didn't react. What happened was blown up again. Tang Wan was stunned: "Xiao Bai ... What are you ..." "Open the way." -Tang Guo's "Go against the sky and be frivolous"

6. Yang Wei? "On the whole sneer at a way, stand stand hand:" I'm sorry, I really don't know who Yang Wei is. However, since scum like you can also be on the list, I think that genius list should be changed to a bear list. " "Little bitch, you, how dare you talk to me like this! I Yang Wei will let you know my strength! " Yang Wei shouted angrily. But despite the storm in the city, the wind is light and the clouds are light, I still spit out a sentence that makes people angry and doesn't want to die. "Yang Wei? Aunt's' milk' and' milk' today will make you impotent! "-Moe Meow's" Abandoning a Mad Wife: The Best of Seven Ladies "

7. Tell you a joke about me and I'll kill you if you laugh.

8. The flowers bloom differently, and the flowers fall differently. Ask acacia, when flowers bloom and fall. Tie the grass together and you will know the sound. Spring sorrow is broken, and spring birds mourn again. The wind and flowers will grow old, and the courtesy will return. If you are not United, you will be United. Xiaoqi, the love between you and me broke off today, so it's time to leave no trace. Our feelings can stay in history, but not in Chu Jiang Deng Hua's life, which is accompanied by hands. -Wu Jiage-Wu Jiage's A Promise: The First Beauty

9. I know you. You must be the student who just graduated from a mental hospital! What a talent to have such an achievement at such a young age!

10, "What do you mean", "Morality" and "I haven't heard of it" —— An Introduction to Hua Xu by Tang Qigongzi

1 1, Cui Hua, I know you are beautiful, but you don't have to come here to charm me.

12, "Commander He speaks kindly!" He took a bite of the food: "The soldiers who died in Huangjiawan each had a coffin, and each coffin was nailed with a living yellow flower girl. The commander said that soldiers lost their lives at a young age, each with a girl, and when they arrived in the underworld, they were accompanied-do you think there are such good officers in China? " Clap your hands: "No wow!" -The cruel romance of the Nile

13,' I saw their hearts clearly, it was too dark to get close.' You don't want to talk outside, don't have so many excuses.

14, you have been walking in the Jianghu for so many years, and you have always relied on your face to defend yourself-Gu Yi's Sina Weibo.

15, can I take my silk shoes to your face on the wall? -Mud yolk "When the starting point men wear gold and Jiang Wen"

Quoted from Venus' poisonous tongue

1. Sexy is not about exposure and posing. Sexy sex is not just sex in bed, but a part of human nature that supports it. Gender, sexual awareness, personality and interests will enrich people. The feeling brought by this kind of sex is rich, not narrow, not obscene and not cheap.

2.20 years old, fully enjoy the fair power given by God to everyone: freedom! Don't think too much. At the age of 30, think about the responsibility you should bear in this life, and bravely provoke it, don't avoid it, don't dodge it.

Repeating simple things several times will make you an expert, but if you put your heart into it, you will become a winner.

4. Don't lose the essence of women, be sincere, be sincere to life, and life will be sincere to you. If you come to play, you can't play with the whole background, that is, people are worse than the sky. Many women are stupid, but they are always smart. I can play this game and get what I want temporarily. If I don't see other people, I will be ruined by a big event. I might as well save a little simplicity and sincerity.

I have paid the price for everything I did since I was nineteen, whether it was wrong or successful. Venus is Venus.

6. Most people don't necessarily understand what is really sexy. Sexy is labeled by the colored glasses of this society: protruding forward and turning back, with the neckline down. Sexiness in a patriarchal society, in the final analysis, is nothing more than using sex to interpret words and satisfy men's daydreams about sex. Excessive praise for women's sexuality is ostensibly flattering, but in fact it just coaxes you into spending with your sexuality. Ironically, more and more women are still trying to squeeze into that era and are willing to be consumed.

7. Confidence in beauty is not achieved by making up for shortcomings. First of all, it depends on understanding. You must first understand where the beauty of women comes from. So it is not so much how to appreciate yourself as how to accept it. The word appreciation comes from the opposite side, and acceptance begins with yourself. To truly understand your own beauty, you must throw away the mirror and accept what God left in this world from beginning to end.

8. Every emotion you experience is helping you screen men and your inner needs. I like you, this is a confession; I need you. This is a kind of recognition. When you have nothing but the determination to meet all challenges, your last card, which is also the strongest card, is faith.

9. Woman, what should be given to you is given to you, and what hasn't been given to you is waiting. Waiting is a science.

10. Women's resilience and tension are the basis for changing the world. Every woman has two opportunities to change the world: one is to influence the man, boyfriend or husband around you; The second is to educate your children.

1 1. A woman's sexiness is an attitude, your eyes, your confident attitude when no one is looking at you in any corner, and it is sexy. If you show it outside, it can also be called sexy, because when others don't know you, it's the first sight to see it outside. But the real sexy, when you see the fifth eye, the sixth eye, or even the twelfth eye, is still sexy. That's really sexy.

12. Women will never be satisfied with themselves, never stop in front of the mirror and constantly examine where they are not beautiful enough. Look at the man again, comb your hair in front of the mirror, and your tie is not crooked, so you can go out with confidence. When it comes to narcissism, it is really easy to satisfy yourself and appreciate yourself. The value orientation of society determines that the pressure of judging people by their appearances is always inclined to women, so it is easier for women to examine themselves and doubt themselves. Seemingly narcissistic, but actually completely insecure. Looks vary from person to person, and the five senses have their own personalities. Put them together and you get it. This balance is given to you by God, and natural beauty is always in the minority. Of course, it can be repaired the day after tomorrow, but the whole is the shape, and it can't make a natural and true feeling. Standing in front of the mirror, the vanity of success has become a cover of self-confidence. Really underestimated the beauty of women, beauty is by no means a map of exquisite facial features.

13. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people commit crimes against me, they will be respectful and respectful. If people commit crimes again, they will be wiped out.

14. People are expensive, but clothes are useless.

15. If everyone walks in this world once, there is always his reason and reason, then my mission is to convey these messages: kindness, truthfulness, courage and wisdom.

16. If you can't get this man's body temporarily, get his eyes first. His hand may be placed on another woman's waist, but his eyes follow you to say appreciation. Well, let him experience it more deeply.

17. Remind me that it is best not to find a man who is at the peak of his career. He may be the successful man you want, but you may not be the woman he really needs. Every man's energy, ability and hormones have highs and lows. When he didn't reach orgasm, he needed a woman to carry him and help him. At the climax, he will be unscrupulous and unscrupulous; When he lands from the climax, he will know exactly what kind of woman he needs. Smart women should learn when to meet what kind of men. When a person gets carried away, stay away from him. At that time, he was not real.

18. Enrich yourself and wait for opportunities. On the surface, it is forbearance, but in the bones it is uncompromising. Because even when I endure it, I know in my heart why I endure it, for a bigger goal and to go further.

19. I think anyone's life can't be copied, and they can only learn from it, or sigh, the wonderful world. When you copy others, you are not yourself.

20. I have always been a woman, but I have been undercover in a man's world for 28 years, that's all.

2 1. Women nowadays are really hard to live. Hold your husband and in-laws, and be emotional and sexy when you go home. Only in this way can we fight against mistress and mistress. Of course, the most effective way to prevent mistress is to control his wallet, tighten his waistband and often brainwash him.

22. Some people will also pursue mature men. Just maturity does not mean that his economic foundation is mature, but refers to responsibility. Mature men must be responsible. Responsible for women, responsible for society, responsible for what you do, no matter right or wrong, you must bear it. If it succeeds, announce it publicly and loudly. If it is your own fault, you should face it squarely. I dare to recite both the good and the bad. Even if you are burdened with many troubles and misunderstandings, as long as you are burdened, time will tell you what your responsibility is. I admire people who pay for their mistakes.

There are two kinds of people in this world, those who love us and those who hate us. We should live a colorful life for those who love us, not for those who hate us.

There are few people who tell the truth in this society, but fortunately there are many people who like to listen to the truth. Because: listening to the truth is fun!

25. Face life sincerely. When fate meets a choice, what you hear is not the voice of others, but the most sincere voice in your heart.

Since I was sent to the United States to study modern dance at the age of 19, I have established an attitude towards life: a passive life.

27. The best is not the future, but today.