On the Funny Humor of WeChat Friends Circle on Mother's Day

1.？ Mom, what's it like to have the best daughter in the world? I don't know. You have to ask your grandmother. ?

2. Early in the morning, the mother asked her son: Didn't you prepare a present for me on Mother's Day today? The son bowed his head and thought about it. He said weakly, otherwise, you can give me a beating as a gift, as long as you are happy. 3.65438+ After 0 o'clock in the morning, I suddenly remembered that today is Mother's Day, ran to my mother's room and said to her ear. Mom, today is Mother's Day. Happy holidays! ? Dad? Mom patted me on the head: you scared me. What time is it now? Are you still awake? Are you stealing mobile phones again? 4. Send a WeChat to mom on Mother's Day:? Mom, happy holidays! ? Mom, call me back: I am happy if you are happy! ? I told her again: What if I am unhappy? Mom paused for five seconds and said, then please don't affect my holiday! ? 5.？ Son, I have worked hard to raise you and take care of you. What is worse than other people's mothers? ! Without asking for anything in return, your boy didn't even say a happy mother's day to me today, which made me chilling. All right, stop it, dad. 6. leftovers:? Happy Mother's Day, Mom! ? Mom:? If you get married early, we can spend the holidays together. ? Leftover women. . . Today is Mother's Day, and I didn't buy any gifts. I want to make a phone call and say sincerely: Thank you, Mom. I love you. Of course, it is not limited to this. I still want to talk to my mother about the future and the fact that my living expenses have been spent. 8. I called my mother: Mom! Happy Mother's Day! I will be your son in my next life! ? Mom:? Big holidays, can you stop saying such sad things! ? 9. Mother called me on Mother's Day? Son, will you go home for dinner? I said? Be right back. ? As a result, my mother said to my father on the other end of the phone: don't feed the leftovers to the dog yet, and my son will go home for dinner. On Mother's Day, I hesitated for a long time and sent a disgusting message to my mother: Mom, you have raised me for so many years, and you have worked hard! As a result, my mother replied: I'd love to! Do you care! ? 1 1. I have been wandering alone for many years. I think of my mother at home this holiday, and my tears suddenly fall down: if she hadn't driven me out of the house, I wouldn't be so miserable! 12. On Mother's Day, everyone in the company sent a postcard to her mother. My colleague said that the company sent a postcard last year, and my family specially called her after receiving it. Did you drop something? Why do you have a piece of paper? On Mother's Day, we discussed the characteristics of mothers. I told my female colleague next to me: My mother's characteristic is economy. Does your mother save money? The female colleague said: I won't without an appointment! 14. Xu Shu had to resign from Liu Bei because Cao Cao held his mother hostage and Liu Bei kept her. Xu Shu said:? There is only one person in this world who will shed blood and sweat for you and ask for nothing in return; No matter where you are, you must come to your side as soon as you need it; I will not only take care of you, but also take care of your wife and children to make them comprehensive; Do you know who this man is? Liu Bei nodded and said, it's Zilong! 15, mice love rice mother's day edition baby loves mommy: I love you, baby loves mommy, no matter which day, baby will love you. I wish you a happy life and a happy Mother's Day. 16, five loves, four adherences to Theory of Three Represents, two musts? And I only have one wish: I wish your mother health and happiness! 17, today is your festival. In your world and mine, you have always been the boss, grasping revolution and production, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Mother's Day! 18, mother's nagging, like the old and new weather forecast, warns you in advance; Mother's nagging is endless like a hot spring. I deeply wish my mother a happy holiday! 19, Mom, I wish you: Laugh away, San Xiao is in a good mood, four smiles are not old, five smiles are in good spirits, six smiles are in good health, seven smiles are happy, eight smiles have fewer wrinkles, nine smiles are better, and ten smiles are happy! 20. When I first saw you, I was destined to stick to you. Although you hit me and scold me and ignore me, I know you love me the most and care about me! No other meaning, just want to say: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! 2 1, Saussurea involucrata is not as holy as maternal love, the vast universe is not as far-reaching as maternal love, and the vast ocean is not as broad as maternal love, but your love for me can never be repaid. Happy mother's day. 22. When you gave birth to me, you suffered; Raising me, you suffer; Teach me that you are suffering from fatigue; Teach me that you suffer from hard work; Mother's day is coming, with my filial piety, I wish my mother happiness, with my sincerity, I wish my mother all the best and a happy holiday. 23. No matter how high the sky is, it is not as high as the mother's arms; No matter how deep the sea is, it is deeper than the mother's concern; No matter how far the road is, I still remember what my mother told me. Mother's Day is coming, my friend, no matter how busy you are, you should bless your mother and wish her happiness and well-being. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you! I haven't lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace! Happy Mother's Day, Mom! Mom, I wish you good health, happy holidays and smooth work. Mom, please don't be so grumpy in the future, it's more respectable! I will be more sensible in the future and won't make you angry again. 26. In this special festival, I send you three friends: one will accompany you for life, one will accompany you for life, and one will stay in your heart! Their names are health, peace and happiness! Please take it from mom! 27. I wish my mother: smile and run; Smile and the troubles will be swept away; San Xiao is in a good mood; Four smiles are not old; Five smiles and high spirits; Six laughs and good health; Seven smiles of happiness; Eight smiles and less wrinkles; Nine laughs and step by step; Ten laughs and a hundred laughs! 28. Hit me, scold me and tell me what to do. This day is up to you. I promise not to fight back, just take a bite? Give you a kiss, mom. You have worked hard. 29. If I am rich, you are the mother of the rich. If I were the president, you would be the president's mother. No matter what my future life path is, I will always love you, mom!