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After I won10 million.

I won the lottery! Or the first prize10 million! I carefully checked the lottery numbers for more than ten times, wiped my glasses again and again, and finally confirmed that I really won the prize.

I was a little shaky when I held the lottery ticket. I didn't expect this TV series to hit me. I began to think, "What am I going to do with so much money?"

By the way, the first thing, I want to resign! I don't want to do it for a long time!

So I immediately got up and rushed to the company and rushed into the boss's office.

"Boss, I want to resign!" As soon as I strike the table, I raise my head and shout.

"Oh, young man, didn't you just deduct a little salary? Relax! I still value you. The company just needs talents like you. Work hard. When our company grows bigger and goes public, you will be an old employee! Never mind the small profits in front of you, look ahead! " As he spoke, the boss continued to knock on the computer keyboard without looking up.

"No, boss, listen to me. I won10 million and want to resign. After all, the world is so big that I have to go and see it. " I explained a little anxiously.

The boss finally looked up after listening to my words. "Ha ha, young man, pressure is normal. Tell you what, I'll give you half a day off, go back and have a rest, and come back to work in the afternoon! "

"I want to resign! Not leaving! "

"You calm down first, think about it, and then come to me. You go out first. I have a meeting. " The boss said, waving me out.

Hey? This plot is wrong! Shouldn't the boss actively keep me and count my contribution to the company, while I insist on leaving, leaving smartly? Why do you think my boss is a little perfunctory? I was a little depressed, so I left the boss's office silently and returned to my own office.

"Xiao Li, what were you doing in a hurry to go to the boss's office just now? Promotion and salary increase? " Xiao Zhang in the next office leaned over and asked in a low voice.

"No, I let the boss go!"

"Because of the previous salary deduction? I told you, this boss is not humane at all, and our salary will be deducted for the slightest mistake. He changed car after car every day, regardless of the lives of us, old and young. I tell you, as far as the boss's wife is concerned, I heard that I went to the office to find the boss the other day! I heard it was mistress! You say this, tut tut ... "Xiao Zhang was full of excitement, moved all the chairs to my side and pointed to the boss's office.

"Zhang, don't tell me this. I didn't leave my job because my salary was deducted. I tell you, I won the lottery,10 million! " I leaned close to Xiao Zhang and whispered.

"Ha ha ha, won the lottery? Lottery? Hey, Xiaowen, did you hear that? Xiao Li said he won the lottery! Or the prize in the lottery, hahaha! " Xiao Zhang suddenly laughed and grabbed the passing xiaowen. Continue to say: "Xiao Zhang, since you won the grand prize, you can't invite your buddies to have a big meal!" " "

"Yes, we won10 million, so we can't invite us to a five-star restaurant to see the world!" Xiaowen also chimed in and smiling.

"Eat certainly into! But please wait until I get the money! " I patted my chest and said happily.

"Then why don't you show us this lottery ticket?" Xiao Zhang asked.

"I came out in a hurry and didn't bring it. Wait for me to take a picture of you!" I said.

"Oh, I didn't bring the lottery ticket. Well, I'd better work honestly! " Xiao Zhang turned his chair and returned to his seat. There was a hint of disdain in his eyes.

"Hey, don't you believe me? I really won 10 million! " I looked at Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wen, anxiously waiting for their response.

"Letter, for sure! I have work to do, so I have to get busy first. By the way, I think you may be a little stressed recently, so pay more attention to rest. " Xiaowen said, and quickly left.

I'm a little angry. Why do I feel that people don't trust me? Shouldn't everyone congratulate me on becoming a multi-millionaire I said modestly, is this all small money?

I decided to go to my goddess Xiaolan, and she will certainly congratulate me.

I called Xiaolan for the fifth time on the bus and finally got through.

"I'm at work, say it!" Small blue said a little impatiently.

"Small blue, you don't be angry, I find you have something important, I hit the jackpot, ten million! I'll buy a house and a car right away. Can you be my girlfriend now? " I said excitedly. I can't control my excitement at the thought of being with my beloved goddess soon. The aunt in the next seat looked at me sideways.

"Win? Ten million? You didn't wake up in your dreams! " Xiaolan said.

"Really, xiaolan, I didn't lie to you. I'll come to you now and wait for you downstairs in your company. I will tell you myself! "

"You don't come to my company, why do you always come to my company? I have said many times, you don't come to me, you will die! Besides, don't try to cheat me with this trick. Who doesn't know that the lottery ticket is fake and who really won the prize? They are all IQ taxes, especially for people like you! " Small blue snapped hung up the phone.

Right? She shouldn't say Xiao Li. Are you too good? I know you are destined to be rich. I am your girlfriend now! Then I smiled and pretended not to care about the 10 million?

My hand holding the mobile phone froze, and I suddenly wondered if I really won the lottery. I'm even in a trance. Did I really buy lottery tickets?

"Young man, listen to your situation, chasing a little girl was rejected?" The aunt next to me suddenly said. I turned to look at my aunt. She wore a navy coat, a Red Velvet hat that my middle-aged aunt liked, and a black briefcase in her hand. I'm sharp-eyed and scared.

"I tell you, young man, chasing a little girl is true. Others have to see if you have the ability to earn 10 million, otherwise you will have to rest on empty pockets no matter how rich you are, but you have the ability to make money, not to mention 10 million, that is, 100 million is not a problem! "

"But, I can't earn 10 million!"

"Aunt tell you, in this world, there are thousands of ways to make money! For example, my aunt herself, I used to be poor, and I ate the last meal, but look at my aunt now, to be honest, ten suites! "

"Aunt, you are really great, but I can't. I have no brains. I can only make a living by myself. "

"No, aunt can teach you, I can't make so much money from the start, it is step by step, mainly, to find the right direction! Find the right direction, money is the easiest to get! "

"That aunt, tell me about this direction, I will learn from you!"

"I tell you, young man, don't you win ten million now? That's a one-time thing. Only10 million, which will never be spent. Besides, if you look at the current housing price, this10 million can't buy several houses at all. The richer people are, the better. How can I make money? I have a project here that I won't tell most people. I told you today because I saw the kindness of your young man. " Said the aunt lowered her voice, turned to look around and confirmed that no one was eavesdropping before continuing.

"I this project, and the world's top 500 enterprises cooperation, stable profit! The project needs 1 ten thousand yuan. Originally, many people rushed to do it together, but now more than a dozen places have been given. But I think your young people are destined to give you a chance to make a lot of money. If you invest 20,000 yuan, you can get back at least 3,000 yuan every month. If you hire several offline agents, their dividends will double. Grow up for millions and tens of millions of minutes! " Aunt said.

"But aunt, I don't know how to invest." I said.

"Oh, you don't need to know, you can be a one-way ticket. Come, let me show you these rich people around me. " Said the aunt opened a circle of friends and pointed them out to me one by one.

"You see, Jason, she cast much, only for three months, yesterday to mention the sports car! And you, Zhao Ge, have worked for one year and just bought a villa in Hainan. I tell you, after finishing our project, you can choose any luxury car or mansion. Besides, you have this10 million now, so throw another 20,000 to try the water. Opportunities are reserved for people with vision. "

"Aunt, what you said makes sense. Anyway, I have 10 million, and I'm not short of this 20 thousand. But I haven't received the bonus yet. I can only take out 10 thousand on myself! Do you think so? " I said.

"ChengChengCheng! Of course! This young man is very frank! Come on! This is a serious business, and we must sign a contract. You see, I happen to have one in my bag. " Then my aunt took out a dozen copies of paper from her bag, pulled out a pen and said to me, "Just sign your name! Right here! "

I looked at this thick stack of contracts and said, "I have to look at the contracts first." There are so many. "

"Oh, my aunt won't cheat you. Look here, Baolong Group, see it? This is the largest enterprise in our city. This is our partner. You don't believe me, you don't believe Baolong Group? " When I saw it, it was really Baolong Group. After listening to my aunt's praise, I thought that I had10 million, and I didn't care. As soon as my brain was hot, I wrote my name with a wave of my hand.

"Young man, I know at a glance that you are a man who does great things. You are frank and economical. Aunt will give you a contact information. If you need anything, you can come to me directly. When you make money, I will contact you and call you. I'm at the station now, young man. We'll talk later! " Said the aunt hurried out of the car and smiled at me before getting off.

I immediately rushed home, ready to take the lottery ticket to the provincial lottery center to redeem the prize! I sang at the thought of a beautiful day coming.

I rummaged in the pocket of the black skirt I wore yesterday and found two paper towels, a dollar coin, an electricity bill and my most important lottery ticket. I picked up the lottery ticket and put it in my pocket. I took a look at the electricity bill and thought, "Ha, with 10 million, I don't need to save electricity anymore."

I went out with a lottery ticket and was stopped by a tramp on my way to the bus stop.

"Come on, give me some money. I haven't eaten for days. Cash, Alipay, WeChat! " The tramp said.

I looked at his shabby clothes and messy hair, and I was a little touched. I thought, "It's not easy, not everyone has such good luck as me." So, I gave him a piece of money I just found.

The tramp took my money and smiled: "Brother, where are you going? Make big money? "

"Hey, don't tell me, I really made a lot of money!" I felt a surge of pride.

"ah! If the eldest brother has money, he will also bring his younger brother! " The tramp was obviously interested and asked.

I didn't want to tell him about the lottery, but I really had no choice. Said: "This matter can't be spread casually. I tell you, I won the first prize in the lottery,10 million! " "

"ouch! Sure enough, eldest brother is a powerful figure at first sight, and I think it is a big deal at first sight. " The tramp said, taking out a pack of Chinese from his pocket. "Brother, do you want one?"

I listened to the tramp, and my vanity was a little satisfied, so I smoked a cigarette. Hey, don't tell me that this little brother really came and lit it for me immediately.

"Eldest brother, please show me the lottery ticket and let me see the world!" The tramp said.

"Well, I don't think you're an outsider, so I'll show you!" Then I took out the lottery ticket in my pocket and showed the number to the tramp.

The tramp tried to grab my lottery ticket. I immediately put it in my pocket and said, "Oh, just watch, you will win in the future!" " Forget it, I have to redeem the prize. Talk to you later! "I'm going to walk to the bus stop.

"eldest brother, I'll see you off and rub your good luck!" The tramp followed me and took me to the bus stop before leaving.

After this meeting, my self-confidence increased greatly and I walked into the lottery redemption center with my head held high.

"What? I didn't win the lottery? No way! I have been right for more than a dozen times, I can't go wrong! "

"Sir, you really didn't win the prize. Do you believe that you are right again? "

I quickly checked the numbers on the lottery ticket one by one. This pair is broken. It really didn't win! I was right dozens of times over and over again, and finally, at the urging of the staff, I walked out of the lottery center and squatted at the gate and burst into tears.

"Eldest brother, what are you crying about? Won the lottery? "

I looked up and was stopped by a man dressed in black, wearing a black hat and a black mask.

"I obviously won the prize, but they insisted that I didn't win!" I cried, because I cried too much, and my speech was intermittent.

"Eldest brother, will you show me the lottery ticket? I'll confirm it for you. "

I quickly gave him the lottery ticket and said, "Would you please help me see if I really didn't win?"

"Eldest brother, you really didn't win. Hurry home. Don't cry here. It's a pity. " After that, the black man threw me the lottery ticket and turned away.

Nobody listened to my pain, so I had to cry all the way home.

The next morning, my cell phone suddenly rang. When I saw it, it was my colleague Xiao Zhang, and I was a little hesitant to answer it. After all, I thought I won the lottery yesterday and promised to have a big meal, which was a bit embarrassing.

But the phone keeps ringing, so I have to answer it.

"Xiao Li, are you all right?" Xiao Zhang asked anxiously.

"Nothing, what's the matter? What are you anxious to find me for? " I asked doubtfully.

"Oh, I'm glad you're all right. Didn't you say you won the lottery yesterday? "

As soon as I heard this, my face turned red. I quickly interrupted Xiao Zhang and said, "Oh, stop it, it's my fault. I didn't win the prize at all, and I let the people in the lottery center say it. Too embarrassed! "

"Oh, fortunately, I didn't win the prize! You don't know, this morning's news said that last night, a lottery winner was killed after winning10 million, which scared me. I'll call you quickly to ask about the situation, in case you have any good news! " Xiao Zhang said.

I listened to it and broke out in a cold sweat in an instant. Thinking of the lottery number that was checked more than a dozen times yesterday, the particularly enthusiastic tramp, and the strange black man, I suddenly felt a little uncertain. Am I lucky or unlucky?

After sorting out the memories covered up by excitement, I remembered my aunt on the bus again.

It's broken, my ten thousand dollars!