Classic personality mood phrase: don't ask me who I am, I am a good person if I am not bad enough.

1. I've had enough of emotional suffering and just want to be a free and easy person with wind in my blood.

As long as you are happy. I don't like it, but I like you.

3. After all, you have to be personally injured to learn to be smart.

4. You can let go of what you can generously share with others.

5. Sometimes I want to say it but I can't say it, afraid of being melodramatic; I didn't want to say something, but I said it anyway. After all, you have to compromise with the world, laugh and cry; Perhaps this is growth, patience, pain, and finally tempered into steel.

6. I don't have time to be seriously young. When I understand, I can only choose to be seriously old.

7. Don't ask me who I am. If I'm not bad enough, I'm a good person.

8. There are two kinds of helplessness in life, inexplicable loneliness and hopeless love.

9. Some people say that if you really want something, just let it go. If it comes back to you, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, you don't have to wait, because it's not yours at all.

10. No matter how sad you are, it will always pass, just like it will always clear up after a heavy rain. /Shuo Shuo/

1 1. A lot of things about me, which I have never heard of myself, have been told by you.

12. People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.

13. For a while, I didn't understand how they could leave indifferently. Later, I finally learned to say goodbye with a smile.

14. Many people suddenly stopped contacting, which has nothing to do with importance, but whether it is necessary. We must admit a truth, even if people leave for a short time, not everyone turns around when they leave, and some people are waiting for you in the same place.

15. It's not that he controls your emotions, but that you don't let yourself go.

16. Appropriateness probably means that it is easy to get along with you, and you don't need to feel embarrassed or shy.

17. If she has come to a conclusion, then all actions can be understood as ulterior motives.

18. Is there a moment when you really want to say sorry to the clumsy and helpless person who loves you with a piety that he never believed and carefully cuts corners?

19. People are mean. They won't lose anything, and they don't know the value of that thing.

20. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

2 1. I hope your words are from the bottom of my heart and won't be the loudest slap in the face in the future.

22. When a person is mature enough, he should take care of himself and touch love.

23. I can love you, although it makes me feel very painful; I can not love you, but I can't even live.

Like wild cats, they have no home, but more freedom.

25. Even if someone breaks your heart, there will always be someone willing to repair it.

Don't envy her beauty, someone will fall in love with your kindness.

I like apples, but you gave me a box of pears. You asked me if I was moved, but I couldn't answer, so you told everyone that you had done so much for me, and I was just indifferent. Good morning. Cure: You attract people, so you should be better.

1, don't haggle over every ounce in life, make yourself angry. Born only a hundred years old, often pregnant with chitose worry; Pepsi comes from the heart, and a smile solves a thousand worries. If we think that we are all passers-by who come and go in a hurry and just walk around the world, what trivial things are worth caring about? Be generous and do things generously. Don't lose anything, but you will gain more.

2. When you really care about someone, how trivial the details are, they all become important.

Life is always bitter. If you soak your life in a honey pot, you won't feel that sweet taste. Because of suffering, I know how to wait and cherish, wait for dullness and tranquility, and cherish the time when I am alive. There's always something you want to eat. If you don't study hard today and have no spiritual nourishment, tomorrow is doomed to be empty. If you don't practice hard today and lack the support of skills, you will be doomed to poverty tomorrow. In order to enrich and be rich in the future, the present suffering is actually worth it.

You should work hard and give yourself what you want.

5. Some things, the deeper you drill, the more trouble you have; Some people, the tighter you hold on to them, the tighter they are bound. There are so many mortals in the world, how many people fit in with heaven and earth, and how many people leave their names? Gains and losses are just a thought, passing by and getting carried away. People come and go frequently. How many people remember your smile and how many people wipe away your tears? Holding hands is always short-lived, loneliness is always innate, don't hate it, happiness is a simple thing, but all beings are confused.

6. People's greatest sorrow is to take, not to give up, not to hesitate.

7. If a person wants you to live, it is not love, but possessiveness. A person who really loves you will not try his best to get you, cheat you, please you with sweet words, but will help you wholeheartedly and plan for the future. People who love you sometimes can't even do it. They just get hurt silently and look at you silently. The deeper you love, the more timid you love.

8. The best love allows you to constantly improve yourself without losing yourself.

9. Don't rush to judge life just because you are in a temporary mood. Some people's outlook on life today and tomorrow will be much worse. If you hurt or destroy yourself by falling to the bottom for a while, you will regret it tomorrow. Wu Danru

10, once thought that leaving is leaving someone you don't love. One day, when I grow up, I find that there is a kind of parting, that is, leaving the person you love. There is a kind of parting, which is to wipe tears and dare not look back. Amy Cheung

1 1. Is there anyone who makes your eyes red, but you still smile and forgive?

12, success is a great deodorant, it can take away all the smells of your past. Elizabeth Taylor

13, there are always some things that will happen whether you like it or not, and you can only accept them; There is always something, whether you hide or not, it will come, and you can only face it.

14, the more you think, the more trouble you will encounter; Nothing, but no trouble at all. The more you are afraid, the more others will bully you; You are not afraid of anything, but no one dares to bully you.

15, happiness is actually very simple, it is in your eyes, as long as you can capture it with your heart; It is in the palm of your hand. Just close your hands and you can catch it. On your feet, you can walk ... but many times, we are eager to see it, we struggle to keep it, we run around, but we always feel that happiness is far away. That's because we are looking in the wrong direction, holding the wrong hand and going the wrong way. Don't insist on what doesn't belong to you, cherish what you already have.

I am you.

1, look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

If one day you die, you must die disgracefully.

For men, the three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "Be gentle and hurt a little".

4. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

6. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.

7. A person sitting in front of a computer, reading a book, watching a movie and writing something, suddenly feels so lonely. When I opened a bottle of coke, foam gushed out and spilled all over the table, and the atmosphere suddenly became more sad. I cried while drinking, crying while drinking ... suddenly I saw "another bottle" on the bottle cap. Damn, how can society be so cruel that it doesn't even make people sad! ! ! Forget it, I'm going to receive the prize first. ...

Aunt, my clothes have been washed very clean recently. Little dragon girl: "Hehe, and it doesn't hurt your hand." "Strange, aunt, where are our sculptures?"

9. Girls in the world can be roughly divided into two types: one is that they are too old to buy suitable clothes, and the other is that they are good-looking.

10, the purpose of falling in love and not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

1 1, it doesn't matter if you swallow it, it's better to say fuck!

12, I am you.

13. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

14, when you are in a bad mood, go by bus and sit behind your long hair for a haircut.

15, I went home to rest on holiday. My mother asked me, do you have a girlfriend? No, mom asked again, is there a girl you like? No, mom asked again, is there a boy you like? I

16, there are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "lying in the trough needs to be proved" and the other is "lying in the trough can also be proved".

17, when I was a child, I always listened to the radio and sang: I am a cake and love to eat ordinary people.

18, weather forecast: I miss you a little from today to tomorrow morning. I expect to miss you all afternoon. Affected by this low mood. This night will become a big dream. My mood will also drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will continue until I see you!

19, I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be finished at all.

20. One day, a clean and beautiful pig wore a bow around its neck. P jumped in front of you, looked at you admiringly, wagged his tail and sang a song for you-I want to be you when I grow up.

2 1, review when you have an object, dear ... review when you have no object, damn it. ...

22. People who are good to me will sell iron to you. People who are my enemies will tear down houses and sell land to bring you down.

23. Lu Xun was late for school when he was a child! As soon as he entered the classroom, the teacher gave him a lecture! Lu Xun was very angry. He carved a cursive script on the table. Then the teacher came over. He used his quick wits to cover up the facts! The teacher nodded and walked away.

24. Recently, I heard that many girls are complaining about their menstrual period, and they are unhappy, unable to move, unable to eat or wear white pants ... I just want to say: Give me one night and you will be safe in October!

25. Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "

26. What a lovely little soul it would be if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

58 funny and shocking quotations _ Relax, I am not a good person.

1 Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

The college entrance examination can change your destiny, but it is always your father who decides your destiny.

If you were ten years younger, I would call you "naive", but now I can only say that you are mentally retarded.

Real dinosaurs glow when they turn off the lights. . .

Don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.

Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated with it like dung shells.

Eight flowers of the motherland, I will step on one when it blooms.

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

10 can play dazzle dance? Don't! Can you play CS? Don't! Can you play DNF? No. Then go to hell! ... what game is that?

1 1 When people are around, they think there will always be opportunities. In fact, life is subtraction, with one side missing.

12 Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer, and that's yours.

13 saw a car on the road in the morning, and a sign was posted on the back of the car, which read: driving school is withdrawn, self-taught

14 Don't think you are a gourd baby.

15 Playing hide-and-seek with people when I was a child. I always wait for others to hide, so I go straight home.

16 wearing cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes, the whole body does not exceed that of 200 yuan. Only the bag in her hand is a high-grade leather bag, because its English name is Gaojipibao.

17 people are still idiots. You are bigger than retarded.

18 The shameless degree of the company is always beyond the imagination of employees.

19 once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find that the world will suddenly open up. ...

Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

2 1 I thought I was invisible and others couldn't find me. It's no use. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep.

When I am in a bad mood, I will call others in the middle of the night to wake them up, and I will go to bed.

Marriage is certainly a good thing, but addiction is troublesome.

I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

Relax, I'm not a good person.

Did your mother throw someone away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away!

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

3 1 It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

I want to answer back, I can scold you.

When you smile, the wolf hangs himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When it stopped, it smelled bad. When you look at it, the world is shocked. You sweat, lice suffer. You are uglier than a ghost without dressing up. When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you.

It's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

The most brilliant moment of apple was hitting Newton on the head!

Life is like Yico Zeng. If you go astray from the beginning, you will never go back.

Your mother took you shopping, and people asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

4 1 I want the whole world to know that I am keeping a low profile.

Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

A toad who doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad; A swan-eating toad or a toad.

At best, I am a descendant of Lei Feng. From now on, you can call me Ren Lei.

Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?

People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?

A: "Are you from the national football team?" ! B stepped forward and stabbed a nail: "Shit! There should be a limit to swearing! !

Dude, judging by your IQ, are you from the physics department of Galiton University (squatting at home)?

What a man says is like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

5 1 says that money is evil and everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

I have a left dragon, a right white tiger and Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

Why do you sleep for a long time before you die? You will fall asleep after death.

54 low-key to high-key!

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well ~ ~ ~

56 hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?

58 grandstanding can be flattering or falling out of favor.