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I don't drink any beer except Qingdao.
2. Your gentleness is the reason I can't forget; Your concern really touched my heart; My heart, willing to let the years witness; I only pay for you and never regret it. Dear baby, I love you forever.
Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there was no text message.
I don't drink any beer except Qingdao; I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?
Can you promise me a spring instead of a long cold winter?
I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.
7. I often think of those days when I was with you. Happiness, happiness, happiness, loss, sadness and pain have lasted all the days. I miss you very much.
8. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide.
9, a paragraph in my heart, let my microphone and music tell you quietly!
10 You are as warm as spring, as beautiful as summer flowers, as pure as autumn clouds and as dazzling as winter plums. With your four seasons, the world has become unusual. Valentine's day is coming. I really want to tell you that I am not alone in your company.
1 1, my heart is open for you, and you have opened the door that has been dusty for a long time; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body; I just want to say I love you, I love you, I love you very much!
12, you and me, it was an unpretentious but romantic encounter; You and I are the continuation of the happy life in the past; You and I are a beautiful youth idol drama that doesn't even want to stop the sunshine! I love you!
13, there is no reason to love you. I love you without reservation. I love you forever, and I want nothing more.
14, there is an oath that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and there is a promise that love is rock solid. There is a kind of love that will accompany you all your life and love you all your life. Dear, I love you forever. May you and I join hands to grow old together!
15, I finally found that there is rich love in this world, and I can't live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen.
16, time flies so fast that people are helpless. The love between us will never give up.
17, time is a chain, and happiness is a bead. If you string the bead on the chain and hang it on your chest, you can be happy all your life. Happiness is a stone, and trouble is sand. Draw water with a sieve, and happiness will accompany you all your life.
18, never give up, the tide rises and falls, flowers bloom and fall, everything in the world rises and falls, but my love for you never falls.
19, some people say that marriage is a besieged city, and I am willing to build the most beautiful palace in the city for you; Some people say that marriage is a grave, and I would like to become a butterfly with you. Living with you is the most beautiful, and marrying you is the sweetest! Baby, marry me!
20. The most touching love story now is not that I am willing to give up the world for you, but that I am willing to give up World of Warcraft for you.
2 1, it's all like this. What do you think is the relationship?
22. Valentine's Day. The farther away I am, the more I love. The farther away I am, the stronger my love is. I hope that our Valentine's Day will always belong to us, that our Valentine's Day will always be happy, and that we belong to each other.
23. You are a fairy in a fairy tale, giving me the fragrance of life and the spring of life.
24. Where there is sunshine, there is my greeting. When there is wind, there is my sincere blessing. No matter how the environment changes, it will never be forgotten. Bless you! I miss my friend and wish you happiness forever!
25. Once in a thousand years, I want to be your wife. Or I want to be your husband. )
26. Although gravity is small, it will always exist. Although we are plain, we love you deeply. I breathe your air and feel your magnetic field. I am used to the world with you. Honey, let me take care of you. Will you marry me?
27. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract or no one will want me! I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.
28. With you, my mind will not be lost; With you, my heart will become broad; With you, my body has strength; With you, I won't get lost; With you, I have an ocean of love.
29. We are close to happiness and far from it.
If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance; If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine; If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have.
3 1, if I have a cane, I want to share that sweet taste with you; There is a bowl of gruel, and I want to taste the warm feeling with you. There is a blessing, I want to walk the road of life with you. Dear, love you forever!
32. You are a tear in my wine, and every drop makes me aftertaste; You are the flower in my tea, and every flower intoxicates me; You are the sound in my song, and every sentence makes me happy; You are the love in my book, and I don't feel bored every time I read it; You are my best friend, and every gathering is precious!
33. Tanabata, which means begging for cleverness, shines with warm wishes. Send you seven cleverness by SMS. I hope you can always smile every day: your work is smooth, your business is prosperous, your financial resources are abundant, you have achieved success in being a top scholar, mutual help and friendship, two of a kind has achieved success, your family is warm and harmonious, and your life is happy. Wish: Happy Tanabata!
34. I am the shining star next to the Weaver Girl. May you look up to me; I am a magpie who builds a magpie bridge. I hope I can fall on your shoulders. Tanabata is coming, I speak my mind, I hope you can spend Tanabata Valentine's Day with me!
35, job hunting! Major: Love undergraduate course. Specialty: washing dishes and pots. Ability: I love you without saying it. Salary requirements: the heart is yours. Ideal contract period: valid for many years and never quit!
Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. Every day, I can eat and sleep, but I can't miss you.
37. If you are a lamp, I will be a telephone pole, so that I can lift you to a height that others can't touch, and you only illuminate the road under my feet. Then we can be together day and night and make a group of happy street lamps.
38. Picking up the phone countless times and wasting calling cards countless times. Why do I always call? Because I love you.
39. The weather is getting colder and colder, the wind is getting stronger and the hands are getting colder and colder! But all this can't stop me from having a fiery heart! A heart that loves you! Dear, may my love bring you warmth and happiness in the cold winter!
Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.
4 1, bloom full of tender feelings into a lily, let the fragrance travel through distant time and space, attack your forehead every night, and sweep away all your fatigue and frustration.
42. Dear, I love you, my mouth wants to kiss you, my eyes want to see you, my hands want to hold you, I miss you all the time, I hold you in my dreams, and I will rely on you in my life and will not treat you badly.
Valentine's Day makes me miss you infinitely. Stop your heart in the harbor where colorful clouds are rising, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and tie you and me tightly at the end of the years with a love thread.
44. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.
45, like in an instant, nostalgia in the blink of an eye, do not give up in the long years, do not abandon in the rolling world of mortals, love to stare. A dusty fate is waiting for you all your life, and a sincere heart is watering it all your life. It is a beautiful starting point for loving you, and I am willing to be lingering with you forever.
I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you, care about you and grow old with you!
47. On the issue of love, no one is right or wrong. Love is just a fate. Fate gathers and ends. It is a precious and inexhaustible reason to get married and stay together forever.
48. Time can't put out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. I miss you forever!
49, fragrant coffee, you and I each have a cup, sitting under the eaves to accompany you until dark.
50. The cold wind blows over the cold crescent moon, looking at the beautiful shadows of distant branches, flying snow in front of the window to send pictures, and it is another winter when the wind, frost and snow fall. When you are cold and silent, your heart is accompanied by flowers. You are the spring breeze in winter, always accompanying me through the slow journey of life!
5 1, I am the water in this life, and you are the tea in previous lives. Use the water of this life to make a cup of tea in previous lives. In a transparent porcelain cup, what is precipitated is the love of past lives, and what is boiling is the love of this life. This taste is called fate.
52. I am the wind chime in front of your window, which has messed up my life's troubles; I am a pawn in your hand, which has affected the early feelings; No regrets, as long as I can rely on you, I am willing to be good or bad.
53. My love for you will always be a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!
Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.
55. Love at first sight, two hearts are sincere, trust each other, love to this day, ecstasy, hand in hand with you, not talking about separation, homesickness every year, years of dependence, companionship, mutual affinity. I want to say that I love you.
56. li xiangshan's death was a change of smile.
57. Because I love you and like you! I really want to be with you.
58. People say you have good conditions. I never thought of it that way.
59. The earth reflects the sunset glow, and the sunset glow reflects the red makeup. The red makeup is wrapped in plain face, and the plain face misses Tibet. Don't worry about what you think. Send a message first. May you be more beautiful. Keep me in mind. Don't dwell on this matter. Share your joys and sorrows.
60. The wind is like your beautiful hair, and I am a cloud attached to you; The water is as delicate as you. I am a boat drifting in your warm hometown.
6 1, if you are a fish, then I am a hook and I vote for you; If you are a hill, then I am a river on the side of the mountain, and I want to walk around you; If you are a steamed stuffed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you.
62. The most hurtful words: I have someone I like.
I'm not very busy, so I want to find some part-time jobs. Professional love undergraduate! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you needless to say! Salary requirements: your heart! Ideal contract period: valid throughout the year and never quit!
64. The same person can't give you the same pain. When he repeatedly hurts you, the wound is used to it and he feels numb. No matter how many times you hurt him, it is far less painful than the first injury.
It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.
66. Everything you have done for me silently is well known and I know it! For this quiet gentleness, I am not afraid of the beauty fading, and I always spend a long night in expectation, but I don't regret it.
67. Red cheeks and black hair; Beautiful lips and white teeth; Oranges are sour and sea water is salty; Affectionate, thinking you are sweet; I miss you for a long time and love you for a long time.
I know I can't be with you. I know all I can do is miss you in the distance. I just want to make you happy.
69. I don't know why, I always want to be with you!
70. I suddenly became overwhelmed, nervous, sensitive and busy.
7 1. It takes courage to love someone, because you need to wait for him all your life.
72. What about an angel without wings? Will be abandoned by god, leave heaven, and be left by me. I will accompany her to watch the sunset, accompany her forever, and accompany her to the end of time. You are an angel in my heart. Although you have lost your wings, my love will make your heart fly. From now on, you won't be lonely or hurt. Please lean on my shoulder and I will give you happiness and strength!
73. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!
74. On Tanabata, in order to commemorate the first anniversary of the meeting between the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, I planted a love mountain slag tree, using fate as a seed, watering it with my heart, fertilizing it with my heart, and caring for it all my life. Your name is engraved on the tree!
75. Walk in the sunset, bathe in the sunset glow, and send you home hand in hand; Walking in the moonlight, enjoying snuff, hugging each other and sending you home; Since I fell in love with you, I sent you home again and again. Honey, marry me! How I wish we had our own home!
76. Perhaps, you and I are the flowers on the other side, I am Manzhu, and you are Shahua. The struggles and thoughts of flowers and plants are endless, and the hopes of generations can't be bought at once. Is it the grace of the past life or the resentment of this life that makes us fall in love but can't be together?
77. The days together are dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!
78. If I could rearrange English letters, I would put U and I together.
79. There is water beyond the mountain, and there is an open road beyond the water. People can forget, but I refuse to give up. I would rather let the mountain fall, let it be rugged and let people go. Sorry, I accidentally sent the words like you to your mobile phone. If accepted, please keep it; If you refuse, please send it back to me
80. You are a tree and I am a bird. I want to rely on you closely. You are the sun and I am the seedling. You should shine on me forever. You are drizzle, I am grass, and you will dilute my loneliness; You are the sea, I am the lighthouse, and I know all your pain; I received all your blessings, and I am proud of your concern!
I'm not pretty. What can I do besides being kind?
1, a confidant is like a mirror, reflecting the most beautiful part of our nature.
2. [If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love]
3. Sometimes, in the face of people around you, I suddenly feel speechless. Sometimes, things that have been adhered to are unrecognizable overnight.
I won't frown at anyone you love desperately now.
What I want is not a comfortable life behind you, but an opportunity to keep pace with you.
6. Sweating is the best skin care product. Christine; Christine; Fan Fan
7. Even if time flies, you are still a scar in my heart.
8. How can a bloody painting reach a little cinnabar between the eyebrows?
9. The most taboo in love is that both of them fantasize about each other's future, but always miss each other's past.
10, is the happiness I want hidden at the top of the Eiffel Tower?
1 1. If those ethereal freedoms are what you want, I will try my best.
12, how much you love, how much you forgive, so you can be unscrupulous in my world.
13, love has always been a craze in the world.
14, I'm not beautiful. What can I do but be kind?
15. If you give up, you shouldn't regret it. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it. Put down what should be put down and quit the drama without ending.
16, give you the tenderness of the whole city and love me for the rest of your life.
17, nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone but you.
18. Don't be afraid that I love you, even if you get old and ugly.
19 I want to call you when I'm drunk and tell you that I miss you very much. I just want you to stay here and leave me alone.
20. I will stay with you until you find the person who loves you the most.
2 1, like is a touch of love. Love is deep love.
22, but when you and I are interspersed here, there is no doubt that you are just a passer-by.
23. graduation photo's photo may be the only one of you and your crush.
24, the scar does not rot on who, who does not feel pain, who can say beautiful words!
If you have a girl you like, don't make other girls laugh.
26. Do you know that no matter how safe the time is, there is no peace of mind with you?
27. Even if the whole world forgets me, I just want you to remember my existence!
28. People who love you sometimes can't even do it. They just get hurt silently and look at you silently. The deeper you love, the more timid you love.
29. I don't want to admit that it is you or me that I have been avoiding.
30, for you, I am gradually letting go, will you be sad?
3 1, [You stood behind me and looked at me quietly, but your eyes were soft but you never wanted to participate]
32. If your heart refuses to stay, there are always many reasons to make excuses.
33. Emotion is controlled by the brain, but it will hurt the heart.
34. I really hope that the path has no end, so I will go hand in hand. Happy plan!
Youth is an adventure. I met you in the heavy rain.
People can't live in memories all the time, just like looking in the rearview mirror when driving, something will happen sooner or later.
37. You have been waiting for him to reach out and pull you up, but you have ignored the eyes that love you behind you.
38. She betrayed herself and us, so what makes her a sister *
I have nothing but you.
1, happiness is the precipitation of years, and a smile is lonely sadness. Happiness is the precipitation of time, and a smile is a lonely sadness.
If I can fall in love again, I swear I will love you in an appropriate way. If we fall in love again, I swear I will love you forever.
3, not pretending to be silent, just confused. Not pretending to be silent, but not having the strength to complain.
4, anything, as long as you are willing, can always become simple. Anything, as long as you are most willing, is always simple.
I just miss the past, but forget that we are not ourselves. I just missed it once, but forgot that we haven't had ourselves yet.
6. There will be a person in everyone's life so that they can look forward to a new day. Everyone has a person in their life who makes them look forward to tomorrow.
7. The most painful distance is that you are not with me but in my heart. The furthest distance, you are not by my side, but in my heart.
How lonely the world is without you. What a wonderful world it would be without you.
9. Just because I was young at that time, I always thought about the future too well. Because when I was young, I always thought about the future.
10, what disappears is memory. What is left is unforgettable memories. Forget the memory. What is left is unforgettable memory.
1 1. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love? If you just like it, why does it expand into love?
12, when the possession is lost, give up bravely. When you lose it, give up bravely.
13. Learn from yesterday, live today and look forward to tomorrow. Learn from yesterday, live for today and be full of hope for tomorrow.
14. Sometimes love is a delicate flower that needs time to bloom. Sometimes, feelings are a shy flower that needs time to bloom.
15, don't look back, just haven't found a reason to stay. Don't look back, just haven't found a reason to leave you yet.
16, in the pale moonlight, I told my loneliness with my shadow. In the pale moonlight, I declared loneliness and shadows.
17. Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us.
18, pale words who can see the bitterness of this person. Pale words, who can see the bitterness of this person?
19, time will abandon those funny vows until we reach an agreement. Time will abandon those ridiculous vows until we agree.
20. Happiness is always mixed with those sad ingredients. Happiness exists by adding those sad elements.
No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
22. Love makes all cold hearts tender. Love softens all cold hearts.
One second we are still in love, and the next we have to accept separation. One second you're still in love, and the next you're going to accept separation.
24. It's raining heavily. Should we choose to hide in a safe haven? It's raining heavily. Should we choose to hide in the shelter?
25. Love is a light that never dims. Love is a lamp that never dims.
26. Time is not cruel. It's just that we are too vulnerable to it. Time is not cruel. Because of this, we are too fragile.
27. Friendship often ends in love; Love never ends in friendship. Friendship often ends in love, but love does not end in friendship.
28. If I say I want to be alone, I actually need you more than ever. If I say leave me alone, I need you more than ever.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.
30. I always like to squat down and look at the traces of time on the ground, like a row of ants crossing my memory. I always like to squat down and look at the traces of time, just like lines passing through my memory. ant
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
32. I stood in heaven and leaned over and stared at you, just as you stared at me with a little sadness. I look up at you in heaven when you stare at me sadly.
33. It is never a distance, but a decision. Eternity is not a distance, but a decision.
34. I am just a sunflower, waiting for the only sunshine that belongs to me. I am just a sunflower, waiting for my only sunshine.
You can't change yesterday, but if you worry too much about tomorrow, you will ruin today. You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.
36. The worst feeling is not loneliness, but that someone you can't forget completely forgets you. The worst feeling is not loneliness; But knowing that you will never be remembered by the person you will never forget.
37. It is better to be unknown but deeply loved by one person than to be famous but not loved by others. It is better to be loved by one person without being known than to be known by many people without being loved.
38. Missing is only a moment, but missing is a lifetime. He misses her, but he misses her.
Wisdom is the art of knowing what to ignore. The art of wisdom is the art of knowing what to ignore.
40. Love is like an hourglass. The heart is full and the brain is empty. Love is like an hourglass. When the brain is empty, the heart is filled.
4 1. Sometimes, words can't express my inner heaviness. Sometimes words can't express the burden in our hearts.
42. Happiness is when a lonely soul meets love. Happiness is when a lonely soul meets love
43. There is always a song that makes you fall into deep memories. There is always a song that can remind me of it.
44. Love may fade with the change of seasons, but friendship will wait for you all the year round. Love may fade with the seasons. But some friendships are all year round.
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
I have nothing but you. I have nothing but you.
Drink cold beer and eat spicy crayfish.
The happiness of drinking cold beer and eating spicy crayfish 1 When I miss shrimp, there is Amy's father.
2. The quality of crayfish is boundless, and Amy, the daddy, loves to navigate.
Lobster's beard is thin and long, and there are some spikes at the top. It's really terrible.
I want to eat barbecue, hot pot, bullfrog, crayfish, turkey noodles, duck products, cold noodles, fried chicken, potato chips, cold noodles, hot and sour powder, chicken feet, sausages, and everything.
5. Tell me a sentence in a circle of friends who eat crayfish. Although crayfish is expensive, it is delicious, and delicious is worth everything.
6. I feel that I was born for crayfish. It is delicious.
7. It's time to invite friends to eat crayfish again.
8. With crayfish, how can you feel spicy?
9. On a summer night, it's nice to meet three or five friends, set up a food stall and eat crayfish together.
10. Eating shrimp helps to improve your mood.
1 1. It's crayfish season again. I miss this delicious food and the people who have eaten crayfish with me several times.
12. The weather is warm, so you can eat barbecue and lobster in the open air.
13. Look at this shrimp. It's delicious at dad's house.
14. The lobster looks cute, and the brown-red armor is dotted with black spots, just like a little soldier.
15. Amy, dad, shrimp!
16. I am hungry and sleepy, and I want to eat crayfish. Why do I want to go to Beijing to eat crayfish?
17. The calories increased by eating crayfish these days may take a year to run out.
18. I can't walk after eating crayfish. I must lose weight from now on.
19. As a foodie, I am most proud of the moment when I peeled the lobster shell.
20. I dreamed of falling flowers in the idle pool last night and wanted to eat crayfish tonight.
A happy saying about drinking cold beer and eating spicy crayfish 2 1. Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about it when I faced crayfish.
22. My brother and sister-in-law are taking me to eat lobster! Happy to jump three feet high, there is nothing a lobster can't solve.
23. Why do I wear a white garbage bag to eat crayfish? I'm still laughing at my sister's garbage bag falling and dying on the spot.
24. Because food has its own characteristics, it has a unique taste.
25. In this world, only good girls and crayfish can live up to it.
26. I want to go shopping with the people I like, blow the evening breeze, drink milk tea, eat lobster and catch dolls, not to eat, drink and have fun, but to be with you.
27. If you are allergic, of course you should eat mango and lobster!
28. Fall in love with my kindness and hold my pliers.
29. As soon as you enter the door, there is a tangy lobster smell.
It's time to eat lobster again, and my mouth is watering.
3 1. Eating crayfish was refreshing for a while and always refreshing. Now my hands feel numb and spicy, and I want to chop them off.
32. Crayfish and beer are more suitable in the sudden summer. Is there a lack of stories?
33. New delicious food, new life, heart choice.
34. The aroma of spicy crayfish floats warmly, through hair and ears, and through your summer.
What I like best is not to eat lobster together, but to be with the people I love.
36. They also have two huge and powerful front paws.
37. The season of crayfish and watermelon is coming. What do you like best in summer?
38. Eat delicious lobster and find dad Amy.
39. Young man, Amy Shrimp!
40. Tell me about friends who eat crayfish.
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