Funny name

One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl looked back and said, "What's wrong with you?"

The man was puzzled and answered, "Do you have any medicine?"

people in the car snickered!

The woman felt angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can you cure it?"

the whole car is laughing!

the bus driver stops and laughs on the steering wheel!

This is the bus that my friends who work on Zhujiang Road met.

There was a crowded bus. A woman was standing at the door.

A GG came from behind the car to get off.

She said "Excuse me, get off" and the woman dropped wood.

GG stepped on her when she pushed past.

As a result, the woman was so fierce that she kept cursing "You are crazy! You are crazy! ~ ~ ",it's so loud that the whole car can watch it.

GG hasn't said anything, and when he got off the bus, he couldn't stand it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

the whole car roared with laughter ~!

There are some funny children in the back, who keep playing the scene just now.

A says, "You are crazy! . . . B said, "you repeat the machine." . .

the whole car roared with laughter ~!

Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed past and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!"

the whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't say anything, but a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?"

The whole car was bursting with laughter ~!

On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, only a little joke is dedicated to the hard-working friends. I wish you a smooth work and a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

What are the meanings of funny names in China that people don't understand? Let me name a few funny names ~ Jiao Hougen, Liu Xue, Qin Shousheng, Yang Wei, Yin Jing, Liu Jing, Bi Yuntao and Laxi? Kubai (* * Er), Takamaru Tsukiji (Japan), Takamaru Kiichi (Japan), Guanliu Jingzi (Japan), Bakai Menggan (Mongolia), Park Zhenghuan (South Korea), Yin Jingzhi (South Korea), slender and droopy (India), don't drink? Uncomfortable (Russian), Curilla? Kuboto (Russia)

The funniest name! ! According to the name inquiry system of the Ministry of Public Security, the most hilarious name in China is ~

Liu Chan

Yang Wei

Lai Yuejing (still a man)

Fan Jian

Ji Congliang

Fan Tong

Xia Jianren

Zhu Yiqun

Qin Shousheng (thanks to his parents' thinking) < p! !

You get happiness on your own initiative, and the ways of happiness are becoming more and more diversified. We need to discover happiness, create happiness, collect happiness, enjoy happiness and spread happiness together. We all have names, and we all want happiness. Find some happiness from your names and mine! The "namesake club" has added a lot of happiness to our lives. We are now launching the "Top Ten Funny Names in China". Welcome to enjoy happiness and spread happiness ―― Excerpt from: VVV Happy

The music teacher's name is organ

The bodybuilding teacher's name is Chen Yaling

The doctor's name is Duan Zhen (broken needle)

The driver's name is Wu Security

The boiler heat treatment professional teacher's name is Wu Yan. Try to avoid similar associations when choosing names

Wei Junzhi (hypocrite)

Wang Guojun (national subjugation)

Zeng Taoyan (really annoying).

Zhang Peng (tent)

Lai Yuejin (still male)

Ji Congliang (very good)

Fan Tong (useless) probably ate too much rice

Xiang Jiewen (wanting to kiss)

Wu Guansheng (no official promotion)

Bi Yuntao (condom).

Han Xiangsheng (who still wants to have a baby)

Bo Yaonan (who doesn't want a boy ~~)

Zhu Changfen (rice rolls the pig)

Huang Shulan (the weasel)

Su Yike (a tree)

Zeng Kunnan (it's really difficult)-it's not easy to get out of school

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qu Jing (learning from the Buddhist scriptures) probably his father came back from the Western Heaven, and this child was born.

Wu Fulu (without Fu Lu) looks like a poor and lower-middle peasant from his clothes, so it seems that he really deserves his name, and he has neither happiness nor wealth.

Is Hua Yandan always sick?

david moses (quotation marks)

Zheng Zaigao (working)

Yuan Gong (employee)

Wu Gong (centipede)

Jiao Hougen (heel)

Zhu Yuepo (pig belly)

Lu Yidian (showing a little) Lu Jiasan's brother and sister

Lu Liangdian.

yue Jing (menstruation)

Wei Anfu (comfort woman)

Xia Liu (lewd)

Cao Linliang (? ) I really dare not call his name casually!

Qin Shousheng doesn't know what his parents think!

Duan Ming (doomed)

Fan Jian (guilty of meanness)

Yang Wei (impotence)

Li Jianren (you ***)

Shen Dejian (born meanly)

Shi Ding (doomed)

Zhu Shi (pig shit)

China is the funniest. Funny name? Is it something like this?

1. Hou:

Hou Bigu (monkey * * *), Hou Fangbi (monkey farts), Hou Shangshu (monkey climbs a tree), Hou Kanshu (monkey reads a book), Hou Cuiniu (monkey brags), Hou Kanji (monkey bites chicken) and Hou Meitun (monkey is beautiful) Wei Bei (violation), Wei Xingshi (violation), Wei Shengxu (vitamin) ...

3. Fan:

Fan Cuowu (making mistakes), Fan Chou (worrying), Fan Jian (being a bitch), Fan Ren (a prisoner), Fan Zui (committing crimes) and Fan Tong (for nothing). Wu Renyao (nobody wants it), Wu Houdai (no descendants), Wu Houren (no descendants), Wu Jingshe (no precise shooting), Wu Gong (centipede), Wu Fulu (no fulu), Wu Jiankang (no health) ...

5, Yang:

Yang Dianfeng (epilepsy), Yang Dianfeng (epilepsy). Lin:

Lin Bajie (lymph node), LinYu (getting wet), Yu Lin (shower), Lin Bin (gonorrhea), Lin Zhong (dying), Lin Ju (neighbor), Lin prehistoric (dying) ...

7, Xia:

Xia Liu (dirty), Xia Jian (dying). Xia Zhufen (with pig manure) ...

8. Horses:

Mafenduo (with more horse manure), Ma Bijing (flatterer), Ma Fentong (horse manure bucket), Ma Shilai (horse manure), Ma Qiren (horse rider), Ma Tong (toilet), Ma Maibi (horse selling bibi) Song Hefan (send a box lunch), Song Renqing (send a personal favor), Song Guangqian (send all the money), Song Mei (send coal, send no), Song Zongren (send the last person) ...

1, paragraphs:

Duan Jiacai (break the family fortune), Duan Zhen (break the needle), Duan Qiao (break the bridge). Liu:

Liu Mang (rogue), Liu Chan (abortion), Liu Lang (vagrant), Liu Xie (bleeding), Liu Lei (weeping), Liu Fang (exile), Liu Ji (repetition), Liu Zhi (runny nose) and Liu Gan (exile). Wang Guo (traitor of national subjugation), Wang Yi (conquered people), Wang Jiacai (deceased family wealth), Wang Jiaren (deceased family member), Wang Qinren (deceased relatives) ... < P > 13. History: < P > Shi Zhenxiang (excrement smells good), Shi Heshui (excrement river water), Shi though. Shi Changying (dead fly), Shi Shuitang (dead pond) ...

14, Zhu:

Zhu Fendao (pig manure arrives), Zhu Juan (pigsty), Zhu Yiqun (a group of pigs), Zhu Jinpeng (pig enters the tent), Zhu Buru (pig is inferior) and Zhu Xintou (pig heart). Zhu Dachang (pig large intestine), Zhu Gangmen (pig * * *), Zhu Shengyang (pig gives birth to sheep), Zhu Changfen (pig rice rolls), Zhu Duse (pig belly) ...

15, Yin:

Yin Daoyan (* * * inflammation), Yin Daohong (* *). Yin Shishi (wet thing) ...

16, Zhao:

Zhao Yaojing (looking in the demon mirror), Zhao Ji (calling a prostitute), Zhao Buliang (not looking bright), Zhao Buzhu (unable to cover it up), Zhao Yishi (still dead), Zhao Beixiao (with a small cup) and Zhao Jifang. Du laiqi (the stomach is full of gas), Du Shengchong (the stomach is full of worms), Du Yaozhang (the stomach is going to swell), Du Zie (the stomach is hungry) ...

18. Cai:

Cai Shanglai (the food is served), Cai Zhengui (the food is really expensive), Cai Yechong (the vegetable leaf worm), Cai ... >

Tell me about the funniest names you know ~ I haven't heard anything funny about people's names, but I have a few screen names I want to share with you!

My brother Zeng's screen name (perhaps copied from others) is "pointing at the sun and telling the sun"; Once a netizen had an exaggerated screen name "riding a fly grass and smelling great incense" If there is plagiarism, see the quantity ~ =. =

funny names of historical figures Zhang Yide-Zhang Yida

Give me some funny Japanese names. Life without life limit and no shit thrower. The day before yesterday, the life of Xiaoxin * * * Xinba Balumunger? Fezalion Isaac? One-third of Xiuned's pure feelings and the remaining two-thirds are concerned about the feelings of barbed wire. It seems that he knows my name. I know that he doesn't know that he doesn't dry squid and dried herring at home. This is different from just now. This is Chi Nai fish, spicy oil, male emperor palace, Wang Kimura, emperor Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Pei Xiao excrement pill

Collecting the funniest names in the country according to the name inquiry system of the Ministry of Public Security, The most hilarious name in China ~~

Liu chan

Yang Wei

Lai Yuejing (still a man)

Fan Jian

Ji Congliang

Fan Tong

Xia Jianren

Zhu Yiqun

Qin Shousheng (thanks to his parents' idea)

Pang Guangfu < This is a joke.

When the school starts to call the roll, a class teacher is ingenious and says to the students, "I'll read the student number, so you can give your names, so that everyone can get to know each other, okay?"

"No.1!"

"report teacher, my surname is jiao, and my name is jiao Pei." The teacher was a little dizzy and asked, "Who gave you this?"

"My dad." "What does your father do?" "Open a pig factory!"

"No.2!"

A girl stood up and said, "Teacher, my name is Zhang. My name is Zhang Kaikai."

"No.3!"

"Report teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother, and my name is Zhang Kaikai." "Who gave you this name?"

"It's my father. He sells pliers." The teacher quickly took a sip of water.

"No.4!"

"teacher report, my surname is qu (pronounced" ou ") and my name is qu ye (oh yeah). This is the name my mother gave me. She said that a computer game just exploded when she gave birth to me." The teacher's heart is a little uncomfortable.

"No.5!"

"report to the teacher, mother!" "How do you call names? ！”

"no! Teacher, I mean my surname is Gan, and my name is Gannieniang. My father is a wine maker. "

"No.6!"

"Teacher, my surname is Gou, and my name is Gou Ignore."

"Your dad runs a steamed bun shop, right? ！”

"Teacher, you are so smart!" The teacher is already a little shaky.

"No.7!"

"My surname is Jian, and my name is Jian goods."

"Don't tell me that your father runs a warehouse."

"Teacher, you are so old-fashioned. My father is a pimp." The teacher's mouth has oozed blood.

"No.8!"

"Go to hell, teacher!" "What? What did you say?/Sorry? ！”

"I mean my family name is Ni. Tell Ni to go to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? "

"interesting, intentional.