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2. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.

4, forcing death is only an instant, shameless is eternal.

Since ancient times, no one has died, the bitch died first, and then I died.

6. I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.

7, twinkling stars, foxes all over the sky.

8. Lingling, Lingling and an ice cream.

9, don't dream during the day, be careful to encounter terrible things.

10, I played hard when I was young, but now I play hard.

1 1, the first set, the last set, are you a condom?

12, I don't wash my hair when I have long hair up to my waist. It stinks.

13, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

14, friendship is like a vase, it will break when it is smashed.

15, if you don't work hard, kill me bitch with what.

16, your promise is like fart, you can't see it when you hear it.

17, you don't love me, and I'm still talking about stupid things here.

18, sleeping in class, fighting after class, dying in the exam.

19, when I got married, what I wanted most was your blessing.

Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

2 1. My mother taught me since I was a child that there is no limit to learning, and it is time to turn back.

22, homework * *, please respect yourself, I am a person with a holiday.

23. The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.

24. Life is to smile at others, just to make others smile again.

25. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change!

26. I am waiting for someone, someone who can accompany me for a long time.

27. People often say that youth should not be left blank, so I smeared it!

28. After graduation, the only regret is that I haven't been to the ladies' room.

29. It's time to buy a plane ticket to heaven and have a good talk with Yue Lao.

30. Our love is long gone, and we have no expectation of returning to our original love.

3 1. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

32. Do you think you are young? Don't worry, you will get old one day.

The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart!

34. Murphy's Theorem is a saying in China: Break the chain at a critical moment.

35. I swear I'll chop my hands if I surf the Internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

Remember all my kindness to you and give it back to me intact.

37. What you can't put down is chopsticks, but what you can't get out is the bed.

38. If you are a good man, you should have a losing mentality when quarreling with your daughter-in-law.

I gave my love to my dog last night, and the next morning I found the dog dead.

40. Since I know that eating goods is better than hoarding goods crazily, I think I'd better be a foodie.

4 1, you don't even know Yao Ming, how can I play football with you? You are so funny.

42. The decrease of forest area in China is mainly due to too many test papers!

43. When you speak ill of me, will you stop embellishing it? You think this is cooking?

44. I can't recite a book just like I can't shit, which makes me feel unspeakable pain.

45. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

It must be admitted that we all prefer to listen to lies, even though we already know the truth.

47. Face is a thing outside the body. You can have it. Money is a must. You must have it.

48. No matter how high or far you fly; One day I will go back to where you started.

49. People like you can make you live for two episodes in the drama I directed at most.

50. A cheating person is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to pick it, but to pick it!

5 1, the representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

52. I think I am still not mature enough to control my impetuous heart calmly.

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

54. I will never love anyone again, because loving someone always bears the pain of losing him.

55. Love is like peeing your pants. No one can see, but only you can feel.

56. Conan did not learn much reasoning and problem-solving skills, but he learned a lot of modus operandi.

57. I found that more than 90% of people are in a bad mood, either not eating enough or not sleeping enough.

58. My deskmate said: A person is something other than himself. I dumped a sentence: life does not bring, death does not bring.

59. I was confused when I was a child. When I grow up, I'd better go to Tsinghua or Peking University to study. Now I know how to worry.

60. What are you looking at? I've never seen anyone with acne. Do you blame me for having acne, which proves that I am young?

6 1. What are you looking for a man for? Do you want his money, his house or his people?

62. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

63. If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.

64. The reason why you can see a woman's masculinity is because she doesn't like you at all.

65. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two outcomes: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

66. It is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Did I fall in love with my homework? Damn it, it won't work!

67. Be nice to yourself, because life is not long, be nice to others, because you may not see them in the next life.

68. Youth is like a skunk. You think you have caught its tail, but what you smell is just a fart.

69. A sister sent a paper to Weibo: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! God replied: it is ok to buy things without giving money.

When our summer homework teachers have finished collecting it, there will be a lot of waste collection cars parked in the school.

7 1, others can give you feelings, but they can't give you a good mood; Others can give you happiness, but they can't.

72. When asked what love is in the world, I decisively said that love is a fart. Once released, it's gone, but the smell is still there.

73. Homework is the pain of breathing. Living in everyone's heart, translating ancient Chinese will hurt, whether the topic will hurt, and even reading will hurt.

I was hit in the waist by my youth. Not only did I not apologize, but I pretended that nothing had happened. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

75. Don't think you are too arrogant in my heart. You are driving me crazy. Even if my heart is riddled with holes, I will take you out.

76. Look me in the eye. Besides chewing gum, you will see perseverance and sincerity. I don't need you to understand. Shut up.

77. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.